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>tfw no medicated bf
i meditate all the time date me
Strongly medicated schizo here, interested?
>>25319418
Only if we live near each other.
Reminder that you can be a piece of shit who spent your entire life skipping school, disrespecting people, doing drugs, and being a pathetic burnout with no job but you can fall back with the white pride thing and blame your entire life on the jews.
Yeah well, if I wasn't bullied by dindus I'd be a normal person
>>25319311
Yeah well, if I wasn't bullied by the jews I'd be a normal person
Reminder that you can be a piece of shit who spent your entire life skipping school, disrespecting people, doing drugs, and being a pathetic burnout with no job but you can fall back with the feminism thing and blame your entire life on the patriarchy.
> fucked a hot girl today
> cum in her mouth
> she just texted me said that I was amazing
I'm a 6/10 ugly, a manlet and I'm not even rich yet.
Everyone can escape being a robot.
>>25319241
that's because unless you're truly ugly as fuck or mentally incapable, no one is a robot. Being a robot is a state of mind compounded by the echo chamber that is /r9k/. One person cries "the world sucks a bloo bloo" and then the next person goes "my life is worse than yours abloo bloo".
If you are actually ugly you would be a maximum of 4.9 out of ten. 6/10 would mean you are above average. Kill yourself
UnKut Dick Cum IN PU$$ey N0 ConDor
Do any of you robots think you are capable of committing a serious crime such as murder or rape? Do any of you think you have the potential to become a serial killer?
No, I don't think so. You?
Absolutely. I was at the mall earlier today and played simulations of how many people I could kill if I brought a knife. I figured about 4-5 before commotion started and white knights would bring me down.
>>25319288
I'm not sure, anon.
Tell me about your first gay experience.
I responded to you and this thread.
>>25319257
bretty good fampai
>>25319221
When I was 10-11 Some friends of my parents had their 17yo son watch me when they went out. At first we just did fun shit like play vidya and roughhouse but slowly he started making advances on me. He wanted me to sit in his lap while playing vidya and I could feel his erection between by butt but I just went along with it all because I was just happy to have a 'cool' older male companion and loved the attention. Won't go into detail but this escalated to the point we were doing anal. It hurt like hell the first time but he was gentle, I got used to it and even approached him a few times. This ended when he joined the Army. I'm not condoning any of this but now I'm not even angry at him. I was just happy feel wanted since I was lonely desu
Also posted this in a /b/ thread earlier
Post your qt 10/10
this heres mine, dont judge
>>25319126
Would bang/10
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>friends invite me over this weekend to hang out
>they're going to smoke weed and drink tons of booze
How do I cut ties with my degenerate friends? We've been friends since childhood but we hardly hang out anymore and we all drifted apart because of girlfriends
Don't do it anon. I did that recently and now I'm lonely as fuck.
>>25319054
kek
why are they degenerate?
>smoke weedz
only degenerate in the eyes of deceived generations older than yours
>drinking
not degenerate at all. Societies all over the world openly drink and maintain themselves
>you believing you're somehow better than them just based off these two things
that makes you a shitty person and they shouldn't even invite you.
>>25319282
Here's your (you) ya little contrarian ;)
Tips on isolating yourself from society?
Get loving enabler parents.
>>25319048
kay why s
>>25319048
Lock the door, close the blinds, turn off your mobile, disconnect the land line and embrace the sweet nothing that is the internet.
WHO /SCOTTISH/ HERE?
susan boyle lads
me if am being honest laddie
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
Why don't you just lower your standards?
Bagging a landwhale or a 2/10 isn't hard. You're lonely by choice if you don't, and thus no better than the women from r/foreveralonewomen
>>25319031
You have to be at least 4/10 male to bag a 2/10 female. Congrats, you're not abnormally ugly. Many of us are.
THEY ALL WANT CHAD.
Seriously. This should be stickied.
>>25319270
They prefer him just as most men here would prefer an attractive woman to an unattractive one. They'll still go out with you.
who /scared of 2016/ here?
this year was pretty bad and once the holdiay haze is over, its back to a whole other year to get through..
Who hyped for REALL NIGGA HOURS 2K16?
>>25319046
God this meme is so fucking stupid, why do people constantly repost it?
>>25319067
>hes not up
What's the least I need to do to get a gf like this? I am a lazy fuck.
btw it says FAG on her hat hehe :D
kill yourself and hope to reincarnate as Chad.
>>25319018
I don't like this option. What if I don't get chadder than I already am?
If given absolute free reign would you be a good person or a bad person?
>>25318952
Really bad
O R I G I N A L
I would be neutral. You did say absolute free reign. Having to choose between those two doesn't appeal to me much.
immediately start executing every person of non-european origin.
Dropping acid tomorrow. I have 5 tabs, 100ug each. It's my first time so I was planning to do 1, but now I'm tempted to do 2, or redose later on. I'm gonna lock myself in my room for the day, and I will be alone.
Music/Films/TV shows/Games?
Anyone else ever done it?
Advice?
>>25318904
>the glitch mob
>Godspeed you! Black emperor
>Planet earth, the 10 episode series
>2001
Take 2. Like every one of these threads, mbdtf and sgt. peppers
>>25318904
I always hated doing acid alone. I always want to talk to someone about how I'm feeling. It gets like really really lonely. Also locked in your room consuming electronic media is kind of lame for your first time.
Have fun though idc
Yes, /r9k/. How big IS your schlong?
In case you don't know, it's http://howlongismyschlong.com/
Exactly this long
>>25318898
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