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> masturbating before work because hormones from talking to high school senior girl are too strong
> end up cumming, don't want to get up now, accidentally left late Christmas gift stain on brother's bedsheet
I smoke weed erry day too. How degenerate/10?
>>25316874
Do you feel you're of above average intelligence?
I know that feel.
If I dont masturbate or smoke for a few days I become this aggressive jerk with tons of energy.
If I do smoke and fap I become a passive, mellow wimp who is depressed and lazy.
I think there needs to be a balance somewhere.
Evolutionary it makes sense, if you arent releasing your sperm you need the energy and confidence to find a mate, possibly fighting or killing another man to get one.
>>25317015
Yes. Right now at least. Intelligence is dynamic
>nothing to do
>nowhere to go-o
>I want to be sedated
>>25316873
Confirmed for having good taste in ero-guro manga at least.
>>25316873
eat a sandwich
ride a bike
fuck yourself
come up with ways to make a top ramen self cook without water
clean your bathroom
take a nap
read a book
take up art and express your emotion
take up music and express your emotion
talk to random stranger
scream hello at a dog
adopt a kid
clean your ears
go to work
get a job
drink a can of soda in under 10 seconds
throw deli meats at your ceiling
turn your fan on high and pretend your room is a blender
>I can't control my fingers
>can't control my brain
>hurry hurry hurry
>I'm gonna shoot up my school
>I attend Boston College and on January 12th I'm going to return from break carrying a concealed weapon I bought in my hometown, bring it to my first class, which is complex analysis, and shoot up every fucking Asian and nigger I see
>Mark my words.
>twenty twenty twenty four hours to gooo
>I'm going to be sedated.
What a good song OP.
Anyone like the thought of a girl forcing you to suck her boyfriend's cock?
I want to be in tears while she grabs my hair and forces me to go down on a big veiny cock. A few slaps on the face would be really nice too.
Lol, you're gay
lmaooo
op is such a homosex
i want to have a girlfriend, and have my girlfriend force me to suck a white bull's cock, and it has to be big like 8 inches
How do I get cured from the oneitis meme.
I would never get back with her, even if she decided to settle for me I refuse to be a second choice cuck. Yet I keep having obsessive thoughts about her.
I want off this ride.
Im just going to an hero in the next few months. life dosent really have any meaning and everything i used to find fun dosent effect me at all. I havent talked to her in a month, and she was the only thing i really found enjoyment in. She ran off with some chad and I havent heard from her since. fuck women
>>25316882
I wish I had the balls to an hero, maybe in the future I will if life stays like this and I'm left with nobody. Atm it would cause too much suffering to my family and 'friend(s)'.
>>25316882
>killing yourself over a girl
Normies reeeeeee
I am so jealous of people who can feel attraction towards people. I wonder what it feels like to feel this strong desire when looking at people, when I look at people I just think "cute". I don't feel butterflies, lust, love or sexual attraction. It is so unfair and I'm mad about it. I don't feel turned on by people and I feel no desire to date them either. What is wrong with me?
>>25316737
You're sounding like tumblr desu
>>25316737
this thread will soon become a racebait thread
mark my words
Idk you should probably go talk to your principal about it
I will say I really don't understand how attractiveness works and who is attractive and who isn't. I mean I know it when I see it but it's subjective.
What are you drinking today and why is it alcohol? It's almost new years and we are all drinking alone, without anyone.
>>25316710
I don't. I'm eating leftover Swedish Christmas food desu.
Red wine.
Coffee before work.
Who here has completely /givenup/
>haven't showered or brushed my teeth in 2 weeks
>go for days without eating
>don't even sit at the computer anymore, I lay in bed on the laptop and only get up to use the bathroom
>keep comforters on the windows and keep the lights turned off
>don't know when it's night or day any more
>just wasting away and waiting for deaths sweet embrace
>>25316675
I do all of that except the comforters on the windows thing. I just keep my blackouts drawn.
My only good genetics are teeth genetics so despite drinking 1-3 litres of soda daily and only brushing maybe three times monthly I haven't gotten any cavities or gingivitis yet.
>>25316675
Same here, too bad everyone who was supportive of me at first now just hates me.
That's me. Only times I left my house in 4 years was a blood checkup or some such and 2 therapist visits.
>>25316891
Get on my level, haven't brushed my teeth in 3 years and no problems here.
anyone feels the same?
>>25316626
No, because I'm not pathologically narcissistic.
Tell me about it brother. I think he had the right idea but the execution was botched.
People usually meme about him, but I really think that he was an admirable guy, he had values, he enjoyed looking at the sun shines, not his fault if nobody really understood him
ITT: how to ebin new year's eve
getting drunk by myself like a true patrisch would.
>>25316603
Plan a bonfire party and know no one will show up
>be me
>think I'm gonna be alone for new year
>have been spending weeks alone again, talking to nobody
>be fed up with that
>text up old Chad friend, ask him if he wants to hang out
>go to another guy's house with him and we spend some time there
>"By the way, Chad? What are you doing on new year?"
>"Me and Anon already talked about that a few days ago and whatever we do I told them I want my bro Anon (me) to come with us"
>be pretty happy
>now going to a house party on new years
Life isn't too bad, maybe I should stop being so isolated and shy
mfw i smok wed right as i type this
who else smokin wed 2day?
>>25316587
>staying at parents' until after new year's
>can't smoke
>not buying anymore once I'm out
I'll no longer be a degenerate like you loli collecting, drug smoking freaks once the next semester starts. T-then the big men upstairs will reward me with friends and a gf!
>>25316705
>big men
Polydeists GET THE FUCK OUT
>>25316587
mfw smokd al m wed
I was just trying to something nice for her, what the hell. I'll just wait for a call back, it'll be better live anyways.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HCHqXtEwET
how hard were you tiping while singing?
>>25316478
Typing?
>>25316446
*to do
The most original reply in the history of all replies.
>wanting this
ITT: you can see that mobile posters continue to be the worse cancer on r9k.
>>25316413
Sorry I'll go back to le 9gag now like the newfaggot ledditor i am now :)
>ur = you are
>ur = your
where is the button to delete are normies?
How do I initiate conversation with a girl that I like?
>mfw
>>25316254
What situation are you in with her? Classmate, co worker?
>>25316254
next time you see her, compliment her. be original with it too, all girls dig compliments.
>Yo' bitch you down to fuck or what?
Works 10/10 times , trust me I'm a pro
years of societal abuse has molded me in to a morally apathetic sociopath, I lie, cheat, steal and would even kill on a whim so long as it is in my own interest or if I thought it would be fun, civilization has no regard for me so I will have no regard for society, there is no bigger plan and there are no consequences in the grand scheme of things, we'll all die and be gone forever so why not do what you want? nihilism envelops my every fiber
>>25316213
I envy you
On this day OP is no fag
2 edgy for me m80 I sure feel sorry for anybody in your immediate vicinity
>>25316213
Ow the edge.png
Why is Microsoft so far behind Google and Apple in terms of design? Google has proven they take design seriously with their Material guidelines and it is paying off. I don't know if Apple has any design guidelines but it is in their DNA, which has for years attracted good designers. Microsoft though, what a mess. Windows Phone? Bleak. And while the technology may have been good, the UI in Windows 8/8.1 can only be described as a trainwreck. Did anything improve in Windows 10?
>>25316046
>>>/g/
>Google has proven they take design seriously with their Material guidelines
Uh, except they broke their own rules in their own apps. Besides, material design sucks. It has zero feedback, shitty usability, all just because
>muh minimalism
t. someone who did user testing with android apps, worked with android, and has studied and applied the material design docs.
Just post Joosten ffs
>>25316046
microsoft has exactly 50% female employees. google is getting there (thus, youtube was ruined)..
>>25316112
>Uh, except they broke their own rules
Uh, they're guidelines and not rules. Is English your first language?
