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I've noticed that my orgasms during teen years were amazing. I used to get a warm, tingling feeling across my body. But now I just cum and I can barely feel the orgasm.
How can I get this feeling back?
smoke weed before fapping
>>25318851
need a name for the pic
>>25318974
Google Otoni
>tfw will never be able to suck on a hot gf's sweaty feet :-(
I did
It was in the back of a car on a road trip and the combination of her feet and my saliva made the car smelll REEL FUCKEN NASTY
Her mom didn't like me so much after that, neither did the girl
>>25318696
Feet are nice, but how gay do you have to be that your focal point of the female form is a foot and nut thighs, pussy or tits?
>>25318751
Would just like to add the road trip was still one of the best weeks of my life, I always cherish everything about that trip
How can you get drunk if you hate drinking alcohol but prefer comfy coffee and tea?
You're gonna need rubber tubing, a funnel and some lubricant.
stop being a fucking faggot
>>25318733
Go back to Afghanistan if you have a problem with American values, Ahmed.
>tfw going on a date in 1 hr with a girl I met on this board
How do I not fuck this up
>>25318592
You already fucked up Anon.
>met on 4chan
already fucked
also shes probably reading this right now
Tell us all about how she was texting Chad during your date and ended it early to run off and go fuck him you stupid cuck
Jesus Christ Robots, I didn't realise how prolific cuck culture actually is?
This hit movie is from start to finish, a whole fucking parade of Brad (read: beta) getting cucked to shit by his whore wife's alpha ex, and people fucking love it.
At one point she sees her ex's dick and there's a whole scene about her wanting to fuck him again, the cuck goes to lengths explaining how he sacrifices so much for her yet her ex is still winning.
It's fucking crazy. 2/10.
So does he get cucked and then take her back because he's a good little beta or what
wait, cuck isn't filtered anymore? when did this happen?
>>25318623
Shut up cuck, I'm not sure when this happened either.
I don't know if I've ever been let down more by a star wars character.
How did you like the movie, fellow droids?
>>25318387
>people actually wanted cool dark Sith Lord #5637
Kylo was the best part of the movie and you're a pleb.
I thought he was pretty cool until he took off his helmet and looked, and acted, like a little emo bitch.
That and his random tantrums, what the fuck?
>>25318521
I didn't want sith lord because he's not a sith lord. I just didn't want the reveal to be a lackluster crybaby
Who was worse?
>>25318350
Stalin
He actually killed people
>>25318350
Stalinoriginal comment
Stalin, Hitler did nothing wrong.
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they'll still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just try to be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
>>25318267
You treat your body like trash and wonder why other people see you as trash.
Dont expect me to respect a food dumpster.
>>25318267
Hey fatass, just go out and try dancing. It might help you lose weight.
>>25318267
lose weight you fuck
>tfw trap gf
>tfw its a good feel
Did you know that you are gay? Just remember that when you look "her" in the face, that's a man you're looking at
>>25318262
>trap
>gf
>good feel
pick one
>>25318294
I also like guys, so whatever :^)
/r9k/ seems to think that liking MtFs is gay. Does that mean liking FtMs is straight?
Remember, according to your logic, pic related is a girl.
I don't even know anymore man
I-is that his cock?
>>25318120
That's a clit.
How does it fell knowing that the girl you love is being fucked like a whore in this moment?
>love
what are you? 12?
"fucked like a whore" is synonymous for "good sex" for both parties, tbqh
>>25317883
>>love
>what are you? 12?
what are you? 12?
>oneitis calls my phone
>she asks me if i can get her some chicken nuggets from mcdonalds
>i quickly get past the idle chit-chat and agree to get her some nuggets from mcdonalds and deliver them to her house
>go to mcdonalds drive thru
>order a 20 nugget box
>take it to her house
>her road is pretty full so i have to park a few minutes walk away
>i get the mcdonalds bag and make my way to her house
>i knock and the door
>her boyfriend answers the door
I didnt even know she had a boyfriend
>he says "heeeey man, you actually got us the nuggets, thanks man"
>oneitis nowhere to be seen
>he opens up the nugget box
>he takes a bite out of one of the nuggets
>"damn bro, this shit is pretty cold"
>he throws the nugget in my face
>i try to explain that i had to take it back from mcdonalds and that the car was parked a few minutes away
>he laughs at me
>i can feel the crushing embarrasment
>oneitis comes to door
>"hey anon thanks for getting us the mcdonalds!"
>her bf tells her that the food is cold and that i should go get some more and hurry up this time
>she agrees
>i say sorry to them both
>go back to mcdonalds
>order another 20 nugget box meal
>actually deliver it to them
they didnt even say thanks...
i feel like shit
really doubt this happened
>>25317786
This.
On the off chance it's real, you need to carve OMEGA into your foreheand immediately, OP
>>25317786
it happened a few hours ago
whats unbelieveable about it? i didnt fuck up that badly, i set my own trap.
so robots do you use any antidepressants or anxiolytics?
if so which one and why do you use them (recreational etc.)
also what are their effects on you?
>tfw neurologist prescribes you laroxyl for your non-ending headaches
>tfw all it does is make you sleepy
Good lord I had the best year of my life anxiety-wise on xanax. It even lifted my depression a bit.
Oh, then tolerance built up and i had to go to detox and rehab...not recommended
Fucking xanax is a horrible joke drug because of the tolerance issue. It's basically worthless.
>>25317773
i also used cymbalta but cut it because it got me depressed
>>25317708
im on 150mg of effexor (snri) been on it for 6 weeks
it helps with depression but my anxiety is still really bad. i guess i need a higher dose?
>want to do nofap, but always give up before the first week
>only exception was after I got high as fuck for a year straight, afterwards had no appetite, and didn't feel like masturbating (probably because it doesn't seem appealing to my mind since food + penis-touching feel way better high)
>for like a week, went through weed withdrawal (nothing big, just hard to sleep and had no appetite, still ate tough since I'm not retarded)
See the thing is, even after i was normal again, I continued not fapping for like another month.
So i got to thinking, why not do it again
>over break, go to brother's place
>smoke crazy amounts of weed
>masturbate, edge, cum buckets multiple times a day from the 20th to the 26th
The crazy part is that it's working again. I mean, I guess it's still early to tell, but even if I get a boner, I'm not even interested in lowering my pants.
Even this image, which I've masturbated to countless times is ineffective.
Ask the future president anything, i guess
you're an enormous faggot
>>25317696
Nah, just a porn addict
Honestly you probably need to quit 4chan for a bit to make it past the first few weeks. Too much porn on this site
What happened to the coolest guy at your high school?
>>25317554
I don't know. I don't even know if there was a "coolest" guy in the traditional sense.
Moved to Germany and kept fugging bitches. He's rich and tall.
>>25317554
the guy that was considered the coolest in my primary school ended up becoming a sysadmin
