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5 Years ago was 5 Years ago !!!!!
>>28467874
>May 10, 2016
where does the time go
>I was 16 10 years ago
PAST STAYS IN PAST!!!!!
All I want is a woman who does not jump on every cock that gets laid out in front of her for reasons she can't explain while in a relationship with me, is it really honestly too much to ask in this day and age?
>>28467843
You're a pedophile. Everything you want in a partner only a little girl can fulfill.
how does it make you feel knowing that cute girl with a dog you like takes his knot every night? probably fucks her friend's dogs too
>>28467880
Pretty hot. AS long as she doesn't takes human dick I'm fine with it.
I'm like a 5-6/10 I'd wager, but I got tinder and in a day I've matched with a 7/10 emo, weebish chick and already arranged to go out. It's easy, seriously guys just use it. You'll need to like everyone sure but there's always something decent in the net that's willing to date you.
>tfw
nah, dating involves too many emotions, it's all so cheesy and exaggerated and i can't handle it. thanks anon, but my hand is all i need ;)
>>28467808
>Tinder is as easy as pressing E and holding M2
Fuck you McRee you overpowered piece of shit.
>>28467808
Now let's wait for the follow up thread on the most painless methods of suicide for when she inevitably destroys you through lies and cheating.
Balloon time now cuts with too much oxygen.
>don't know whether to play vidya or watch anime
Flip a coin.
You don't even need a real coin, you can use an online coin flipper.
>>28467764
neither. either one eventually gets boring, then you're left alone with the crippling nothingness that is life.
>>28467764
Do both sgdhVsc
Anyone just want to jerk off on camera and have a girl watch? I literally dont need her to do anything besides watch, and yet in a world with the internet this is absolutely impossible
The only people willing to watch are gay men.
My exhibitionism requires a girl. But women hate watching strangers and it's frustrating.
Who else fetish here?
>>28467750
>But women hate watching strangers and it's frustrating.
So clueless. So naive.
Get abs and get a big dick, watch how girls stare at you for hours online and even take their clothes off
>>28467819
anon i'm fairly fit, sometimes on omegle girls will start to watch, but get bored when I do nothing in response because of autism. I just want girls to watch thats it, I dont want them to do anything else.
>>28467750
If you paid me I might do it
If Chad wanted to suck your cock would you let him?
>>28467747
The better question is would you be able to stop him?
I wouldn't get hard anyways, so yeah, that'd be a cool way to troll him.
>>28467798
>it was just a prank lmao! get trolled Chad
Has anyone else came to the conclusion that you are better off alone?
Yeah, plenty of us.
Having a girlfriend would be a nightmare to an average-ugly male, you'd have to walk on eggshells and your presence is just barely tolerated.
Women can NOT love non-chads, their brains are simply wired that way
yep, it's like all relationships are built around this code of conduct i was never introduced to and it's too late for me to start learning now. how the fuck are you even supposed to know when to kiss your SO? couples seem to telepathically know when to kiss each other but honestly even if i had a gf and loved her i wouldn't ever know when to kiss her, when to be flirty, etc. i don't get any of it. sure it sucks but i'm fine on my own doing what i want. plus i wouldn't want her to cuck me because that's the worst thing that could happen to me i think
>>28467904
At this point I would have no idea how to carry out a relationship let alone get into one. And even if I did it probably wouldn't make me any happier. In fact it would make me feel like shit after realizing that there is a void and a gf would do nothing for me. And yea i agree with the whole cuck thing
>sisters emo stalkerish friend tries to date me
>I reject because I don't like her personality
>she becomes an alcoholic and drug abuser
>becomes a whore
Did I cause this?
Indirectly yes.
She is dating normie drug chad
>emo
no, she was mentally ill from the get go for falling for that meme. it would've ended up like this either way
>>28467693
>>28467683
Well which one is it?
Blowbdgs
Anyone here tried sensory deprivation? Seems like the easiest way to hallucinate without doing drugs, even more than lucid dreaming.
Sounds interesting, I've been in the depths of an incredibly dark cave in Washington and had similar effects when I stood still and closed my eyes. It felt like a very vivid daydream. If you want cheap sensory deprivation experiences I'd say caving is your best bet.
>>28467813
How about earplugs and an eye cover?
>>28467868
You'd be surprised to see how dark and quiet you need things to be before you start hallucinating. That might work at night, who knows, I've never tried.
> somehow get qt to visit your room
> "This was actually really fun! What are you doing this weekend?"
> "I don't know why you don't have a gf!"
> "Oh before I go, I just need to check Facebook. My phone's broken"
> "You don't mind if I use your computer for a minute, right?"
What do?
show her my favourite animes and hope she likes them ;3
>>28467582
The weird stuff? Or is that saved for a second date?
>>28467574
>"you dont have it saved in your bookmarks, anon ?"
>"n-no"
>"Why "
>"well, i dont have facebook"
>"oh"
>she walks out not trying to show how wierded out she is right now
who /losingit/ here?
>have to get drivers license by end of summer
>extreme anxiety about driving and taking the test
>have to get job
>extreme social anxiety and anxiety about fucking up in the interview
>can't get job without getting license
>on top of all that get an average of 3 hours of sleep a night so that only makes my paranoia worse
fuck it all comes crashing down so quickly, and I can't be a neet because my parents would kick me out.
>>28467516
>>can't get job without getting license
Why? Driving and owning a car is not for robots
you just need to be yourself brother
>>28467608
>not working as a delivery driver
>not making enough money to move out and cover all bills by working three days a week
>not living the best of both the NEET and wagecuck worlds
Post things that UNARGUABLY, UNDENIABLY make someone a FUCKING NORMIE who should get of /r9k/
I'll start
>They have EVER had a confirmed romantic relationship
>They have EVER been on a date with another person
>They're taller than 6'0" and have a good body (Fatties and Skeletons are excluded to some extent)
>They're from a wealthy family
>They have never had a poor family life
>Both of their parents care for them and support them
>They have a larger than average penis
>They can socialize and 'pretend' to be normal (You're not pretending to be normal around normies, you're pretending to be a robot around us)
>Their name is Chad
>They're highly attractive>They're Female
Now it's your turn to list some flags, robots.
>>28467459
>Implying someone from a wealthy family can't be a robot
>>28467459
>Implying Chad isn't the ultimate Robot
Chad is such a robot, that he no longer can have relationships with women.
Chad knows what it's like to have it all, yet he can never be satisfied.
Chad is the epitome of Robot.
Chad is what all Robots want to be, but they don't realize that they're all Chads mentally already.
>>28467459
>They have never had a poor family life
>Both of their parents care for them and support them
A supportive family is a good thing, but it is only one thing. If you are abused by your parents, it's likely that you may develop some sort of mental illness, but that's what doesn't necessarily define a robot. So despite having a good and supportive family, they can still be socially retarded and have 0 friends which can easily lead into depression. You can also start to rely way too much on another person throughout your life, such as your parents, if your parents have done everything for you in the past. Same could be applied to the ''taller than 6'0''' and ''highly attractive'' part. No woman will want you if you have literally 0 social skills and don't initiate the conversation. This part comes before anything else, so being good looking and being rich doesn't help in accomplishing the first step. It's a vicious cicle.
> tfw with 4 year neet
> tfw thinking about getting in shape and joining the military to get disciplined and purpose in life
anyone has done the same? or is planning on doing the same?
Fucking shill, go die for dollar hegemony.
>>28467450
sitting in front of a computer for 4 years is also nothing
you should probably do it. I'm glad I did.
did 6 years, got out 2 years ago, been going to university in Korea and receiving checks from the government ever since.
>how to escape nihilism
There are no escapes. Only distractions.
>>28467346
being a depressive speg =/= nihilism
>>28468839
Fuck off normie!
Original comment robot
>there are NEETs right now who get a bedroom to themselves
>>28467336
damn i am neet since one and a half year and its so fucking awesome, i can do whatever i want all day spend money for stupid shit sleep long its so great
feels good desu
I used to share my room with my sister though.
>can masturbate any time without it being weird
I was NEET for over a year, and not having my own room sounds like hell.
Not having my own room would've made me get a job within a week.
