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Are normies right when they say this?
>>28464306
Absolutely not. Normies are the selfish ones by demanding us robots keep living in endless misery and pain, just so the normies don't have to "feel bad" when we kill ourselves, not that they'd feel bad for more than a second.
>>28464306
>person wants to commit suicide
>everybody around them still makes it about themselves
>>28464306
No, They have absolutely no fucking proof that it's ever going to get any better and anyone who says it will is making you promises they don't have to keep and can't fucking keep anyway.
This August.
You're almost 30 and still post on 4chan?
lol
One man...In a world...
>>28464236
I imagine I'll be posting for many more years to come.
It's very hard to quit, even if nothing good ever comes out of it.
>tfw this is forever out of reach
>>28464133
grossgross
gross
I can smell the poo from here, that's for sure
>>28464133
how so? my hand is reaching my cock just fine
How fucked would we be if suicide didn't exist lads?
>>28464110
No one here does it tho
How can suicide not exist?. I wish there were voluntary death camps were you can sign a piece of paper and have someone shoot you in the back of your head.
>>28464211
>wasting bullets on attention whoring losers
you know the military is a thing right?
>tfw masturbated to this creature last night
When does the ride end?
the ride never ends
original
>>28464087
>Black.
>Tranny.
Well at least you're not taking hormones and wearing dresses yet so it's all fine OP.
It can always get worse.
>>28464141
>you're not taking hormones and wearing dresses yet
>yet
So long story short I lost an eye recently, it's no big deal but I have to do something about the scar area where it used to be.
I think glass eyes have that weird uncanny valley thing about them which makes them more distracting than anything else
Would it be incredibly spergy for me to use an eyepatch? I'm no where near as attractive as Big Boss.
>>28464018
>glass eyes have that weird uncanny valley thing about them
I agree. Use an eyepatch, and if anyone asks, lift it up and show them that you actually are partially blind.
>>28464018
Wear an eyepatch you devilishly handsome bastard
wear an eyepatch with a skull and crossbones on it
when people say its weird, flip it up and show them your empty eye socket
Just wanted some input on this.
>>28464012
No, go asap. If you need to take the SAT, the deadline to sign up for the June 4 test is tomorrow. Let's say you live to be 70. 70-24=46 do you want to spend 46 years wishing you had gone to college? No. Go.
>>28464012
No. You're never too old for anything. That's a cancerous frame of thought. Will the 19-22 years joke about you... sure but who cares what they think.
Some background: I finished high school and tried college at 18 and quit a year after.
Just sitting here drinking and wondering how my life would have turned out if I just endured some uncomfortable situations and stuck with it.
I may be too old or it may be my last shot at it. I'm not sure. I never was really sure about anything.
>tfw everyone would be better off if you weren't alive
>tfw third child of three
>tfw my parents already got to experience the joys of parenting with their first two children so if I wasn't born it's not like they'd be missing anything
>tfw my two older siblings have more or less made it
>tfw I'm a fuck-up
>tfw my family would be basically perfect had I not been born
>>28464006
yeah probably. why are you still alive then?
you probably don't affect them as much as you think you do
ITT: Specific things ONLY YOU doI use 4chan zoomed in, which causes the captcha window to pop in a way that doesn't let me see what the required objective is. So I just randomly click on lakes and signs and shit until I get it. It takes me 2-3 minutes to do this usually.
I thank god when I get the street sign thing.
Use the legacy captcha, retard. I also use 4chan zoomed in
>>28463979
>Use the legacy captcha, retard
It's besides the point, it's a kind of a ritual that prevents me from shitposting too much and getting tangled in inane discussions.
>I also use 4chan zoomed in
But you don't do the captcha thing so find your own unique habit you free-rider.
In order to get a boner I slap my dick on my leg multiple times
What would you do in this situation, robots? Original comment
>>28463864
Am I the trap or chad?
I want to be the trap that gets pounded
>>28463912
The trap. Original comment
>>28463864
Wear a condom and fuck the sissy bitch?
Or you mean I'm the sissy bitch?
If you say so I would go all sjw on those fags and accuse them of rape and shit while I cry in front of the tv by saying I'm a poor underage trans girl and I got raped.
That would give me enough white knights to live comfortably for the next 600 years.
>Patient comes into the surgery
>Has been feeling sleepy and light headed
>Suspects he may have anaemia
>Wants me to give him some iron tablets
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28463862
I think he has anemia himself
>>28463862
>>28465607
Seen a lot of Shipman posting recently
What did I miss?
>>28465660
Someone just learned about this guy so they're trying to force a meme but most of these threads get zero replies and 404 pretty quick because it's fucking stupid
>Tfw potential to have a gf
>Tfw to shy and no Self-esteem
>>28463848
>potential to have a gf
>I'm a boring person without ambitions
I don't even trying to get one, I know it will fail miserably because of me.
>tfw physically fit, have friends, not ugly, experienced in socializing, have interesting things to talk about
>tfw dropped acid and smoked weed and now I see everyone as a scary organic machine and there's no practical purpose in a relationship when I can just daydream myself into a state of comfort that no one else can pull me into
>>28463923
Why people like you always find a fucking way to ruin everything they has by doing drugs
>Americucks in charge of history.
That picture gave me cancer
>>28463800
>posting /int/ shit in /r9k/
obligatory pic incoming this is very original to be senpai
How do you get over apathy?
My passions have waned.
I have no hobbies or interests.
I just don't want to do anything.
I'm not ready to die but I'm tired of living. I want to regain the optimism and joy I used to have.
I'm in the same boat. I don't think I'll come back.
>>28463795
It's getting harder and harder to even get out of bed. I look forward to days off but that's really just because I hate working. When I have free time I spend the entire day on the couch on the Internet.
>>28463774
I saved this from a thread by the Canadian wikipedia a sexual prison riot guy. Maybe you'll find it helpful.
Are you familiar with the hypothesis of depressive realism? Clinical studies have repeatedly proved that people who are depressed show markedly superior judgment to those who are not depressed. For example, depressed people are better at guessing whether a given shape will fit a given hole; non-depressed people err constantly on the side of optimism. What this suggests is that depression is actually the *removal* of a filter which makes the world seem irrationally pleasant for everyone else. The idea is that feelings of being trapped trigger your brain to begin feeding you the most accurate possible information to enable you to escape.
Depression is a dark blessing. If you can train yourself to create a meta-narrative -- that is, to be able to take a mental step backwards and observe your own thought processes -- you can take advantage of the very accurate, very lucid thinking depression can give you. Then in the interstitial periods between waves of depression, you can put that accurate analysis to work for you.
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CHADS eat PIZZA and FUCKS STACEY while YOU spend HOURS in the GYM and STILL look SKINNYFAT despite having PERFECT NUTRITION.
>>28463763
This hits so close to home. I want a pizza so bad. I'm on a no salt, no sugar diet. All these sacrifices i'm making and its getting me no where. Been working out for 10 years btw
Being attractive comes entirely down to genetics
Stop falling for the lift meme, you fucking retards
>>28463763
>while YOU spend HOURS in the GYM and STILL look SKINNYFAT despite having PERFECT NUTRITION.
You sound like a landwhale.
>I-it's muh genetics
