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having some grammar issues here bros

is "in one of following places" correct or i need to add "the" before "following" ?
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>>28462363
I'm pretty sure you need the "the" in that context.
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>>28462363
>in one of the following places

please go back to middle school and ask your english teacher why he gave up on you.
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i think u need to put "the"

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>you will never be able to get attention from hoards of people and make money and get free stuff being a NEET purely because you have a vagina
Why did I have to be born the wrong gender?

I can't even be a trap
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As a female, how do I go about this?
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>>28462376
Take images of yourself and post them on different forums, pretending to be interested in whatever fucking topic

Start camming

Maybe stream games

That's it. You can fuck yourself and play games all day and make more money than a 9-5
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>>28462347
Even if I was a girl I don't think I could stomach doing it. I hate misleading or feeling like I'm taking advantage of people, so even though it's easy money I'd probably still keep to myself.

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When you try your best but you don't succeed
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>when you don't try at all
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>when you try so hard and get so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
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>>28462307
When you get what you want but not what you neeeeeeed

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Why do the Jews run Hollywood?
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>>28462295
Control the media, control the mind
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In group preference
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Tsujihara

asians confirmed for honorary jew race

Daily reminder that real alphas are on wall street and ruling global economy.

>banks,markets,politics
>millions,even billions
>apartments and houses
>drinks,restaurants,clubs
>sexy wife/ a lot of pussy

>People outside this world aren't real alphas,they are nothing compared to them.

So wallons don't call someone alpha as fuck,unless he works on wall street and don't call yourself beta,while you can work on wall street and be successful in the financial world.
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>>28462196
Pfehehehehe Yeah sure kid, whatever you say. A small contingent of disgruntled poorfags can literally slaughter all of wall street.
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Fuckin jew faggots
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>>28462196
They're not alpha males. They're jewish financial parasites who get their position due to government corruption and nepotism.

How the fuck do you people deal with sitting on your computer all day?

I had to call in sick today and i'm already bored as fuck. This is just asking to get depressed.
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>>28462176

have no motivation to do anything else and get comfy.
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Smoke fuck loads of weed
My work is also at the computer
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>>28462176
Fucking normalfag, I've sat inside on my computer all day since I was like 12. You don't know what depression is

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What's the most socially unacceptable place you've fapped?
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last row in school
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>>28462167
OP's mom's room
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>>28462167
in my room with my roommate awake and 4 feet away from me

or an alternative answer could be in the school swimming pool disabled bathroom with a menustral pad i found in the trash can during the end of a swim meet

fuck when i really think back on my life i realize how pathetic it is

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>cashier remembers you and your order
>never go back there again
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>they learn your name

you just lost yourself a customer
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What's wrong with that? I always enjoy chatting with the people I know when I visit wherever I go.

You people need help.
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>>28462136
>they remember me and my order
>ask for a discount since they know my order already and I'm a loyal customer

Who /devilish/?

Sometimes it actually works if you go to the local mom and pop chain.

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I used to think that it was only a matter of finding a girl who was really interested in me, then everything would be okay. I'd lose my virginity and relax in finally becoming a normal guy.

It turns out that so many years of isolation and sexual repression have given me a serious fear of intimacy that prevents me from emotionally opening up to a romantic partner in any way and makes me physically ill when trying to have sex.

I just realized how long and painful this battle truly is. It only gets worse.
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I feel the same way OP. The thought of dating a girl now or raising a family is actually terrifying. I think we fucked up our minds so much there's just no going back.
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I feel you anon, after months of truggeling i finally Made the decision to go to a psych.
Last week was my first Meeting so there is no procress yet but only talking about it was already a releaf. Maybe you should try that?
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>>28462192
Wow my english is really bad in this post. *struggling
*progress
*relief

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steam friend thread? haven't seen one posted in ages.
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The steam faggot thread is up nearly every fucking hour of every fucking day. Fuck of with your shit.
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>havent seen one posted in ages
Sure thing
You are not welcome here with your steam nonsense, get out.
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983854194
i dont usually add people i dont get to know first but i guess ill give it a try. i really like dragon erp so that kind of gets me out of my shell if your interested. : )

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Hello NEET scum

Just thought I'd check in on my way to work, I start at 10am but really I can come in anytime I want.

I'll mostly sit around talking shit to my friends - oops, I mean colleagues, but we get on so well - and maybe arrange to go for drinks after work. There's a qt who works at the creative agency next door who I get on well with so will flirt with her. The rest of the day I'll sit around listening to music, play some guitar, maybe do some production. Life is great at a music agency.

Maybe I'll just stop in the gym on the way home too; work out, talk shit with gymbros, flirt with the female PT...

I mean, solitude and shoe string budgeting is fun I guess, but getting paid for your hobbies and hanging out with friends is just addictive.

Have fun wanking for the fourth time this morning.
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>>28462117
Keep paying for me, friendo. Your efforts will be forgotten
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>Being a reptilian faggot

You snakes will go slithering back into your holes.

Soon
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>>28462117
congrats you are part of the 15% of the population that doesn't hate their jobs.

I could never handle all that socializing you do.

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r9k it's 4 a.m and my body is throbbing with pain, can't sleep etc.

How do I fix this
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>>28462101
S U I C I D E

originalbloxxxxxoxo
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>>28462101
Hey, anon!

You might need to be on a medication. Is this happening a lot?
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Take an advil or aspirin

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I have no interest in making friends or having a girlfriend offline. My life is online. Everything I enjoy is online.

I never want to leave.
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>>28462083
LET'S ALL LOVE LAIN
ORIGINAL
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>>28462083
I know this feel, Internets and computers r comfy. 2D interaction > 3D interaction
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Lain thread

Everyone who wants to leave the so call called real world forever reply: Thanks Lain

>Chad and Jamal are coming to fill my boipucci up against my will again
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>>28462067
Here, OP, use this.
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>chad will never pop your chocolate cherry
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>>28462086
>chad and Jamal are Steel types, which explains their immunity to mace, as well as rape condoms...

Also explains their 100% scoring rate

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I just want to be happy

Why can't I be happy?
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>>28461996
>falling for the happiness meme
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god hates you
don't feel bad he hates me too.
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>>28462065
What did you and OP do to anger him? Me he loves.

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