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>paid money to a dating service to go on a blind date dinner where i would have a 10 minute date with 10 separate single girls like a reality show
>drive over an hour to the location
>when i arrive there all the other guys are dressed like shit in t shirts and jeans and im wearing a suit so i am feeling good
>mfw all but 2 of the girls disagreed to sit for a 10 minute date with me
>the other 2 girls only sat for 5 minutes and and spoke to me like a retarded kid
i feel humiliated, these cunts were being paid money to just sit with me and drink wine for 10 minutes and it was too difficult.
i honestly dont even look that bad, lost 60kg this year.
>wearing a suit to a casual blind date dinner
My sides
This is actually believable
those kinds of things are always a scam in my experience
there have been times where I've gone and the girls have flat out refused to talk to all but two or three guys out of the dozen or so that show up and the other guys just wind up either talking to each other all evening or leaving
I can probably count the number events like those that I've gone to that have been worth it on one hand. even online dating is a better idea.
>>28455478
You didnt pay money for them to be there, they probably paid money too. They're not hookers retard, its a dating service.
/r9k/
Why do women hate traps? I mean I know lots of you guys do and thats fine, I'm not trying to change your mind.
I'm asking more as a curious observer. Men have an inherit reason to hate traps (no vagina, gay, degenerate) etc.
But what excuse do women have? They are not trying to "trap" women. They are not attracted to women.
Yet some of the most hate filled text I've seen about traps have come from feminists blogs. They hate them more than /pol/ and /r9k/.
And even the every day woman doesnt like traps, where at least most men are like whatever.
So why /r9k/?
>>28454249
I don't fucking know, dude. Post this shit on /b/, we're getting sick of it.
I'd fuck a trap over a feminist land whale.
>>28454249
Traps associate submissiveness with womanhood, it's offensive.
so i just learned today that i have Asperger's. im 21. any other robots with Asperger's here?
yes nigga i am autistic
>>28454041
Go back to Africa R.J. Berger
>>28454079
redpill me on this
>In one of my few moments of Alpha-ness, I manage to get a girl's number, A pretty attractive one's number
>Been texting for about a week, Not too much texting but I can tell she's into me
>She texts me early yesterday
>Too autismo to respond and keep pussying out of responding but keep viewing her snapchats
>mfw I see her snapchat from 10 minutes ago and it says "When he views your snaps but can't return your text"
I fucked up didn't I?I'm never going to lose my virginity or get a gf
Chill homie. Message her when you're ready.
>>28453904
Text her back idiot
Are you asking for filters here?
What is the purpose of putting a trip on this post?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1462829911140.webm
>>28451500
Seems like *brap* material
Bad vibes my dude
>hating women
No hate here, my man. Only good vibes on r9k. Out with the bad vibes, in with the good vibes.
Normies are all poopy, meanie heads! They exist only to torment us noble robots! When will the robot uprising finally happen?!?!?
>>28451318
Reminder that it would take three or four of you to beat a normie like me in a fight, your faggot uprising will never happen.
>>28451339
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Get of my board normie scum!!!!
>>28451339
This normie will be the first to die.
Also cringe general
A lot of Christians are 100% seriously against abortion. I've known some online and off.
>>28451342
I am an atheist and I am against abortion.
No clue what you're on about.
>>28451376
>muh morals
Why care? You don't even have a religious justification for being against abortion. The only possible benefit you have to gain is that you wish to appear more "morally superior" than people who are in favour of abortion.
You cannot use backspace or go back and edit any words or sentences in this thread. Whatever you type you submit.
Haha like what do I say OP? Anything I want? Feels pretty good to just go full random xf
>>28451380
Anything you want friend. he (meant to be The) only i limit to your imaginiation is
I intened to say the only limit to your post is your imagination
I am merely a hwak searching for a vole
Slow topic edition
>>28449671
Prison gay
A term that describes men, who by a complete ineptitude with women, often combined with ugly looks, are forced to result to homosexual relationships with other men because they cannot have sex with any women.
Brian and Ford are totally prison gay. Whenever they're not playing D&D, they're having sex with each other because no woman would ever touch either of them.
>>28449982
s'up lads
first time posting here in about 10 months, since then I've seriously unJUSTed myself
fucked and fooled around with a load of girls (some of which were truly and utterly gorgeous, out of my league types), cured my crippling anxiety and in the process of getting /fit/
If I can do it you can too, were all in this together boys
Is there anything more rage inducing and normie than this?
>go to kitchen in shared house to get some dinner
>normie chad housemate is in there slicing bread
>watch him for a minute, idk why
>he then proceeds to use the bread the wrong way around
>THE WRONG FUCKING WAY AROUND
>cant even say anything to him. appetite just gone
Had to leave the kitchen and go back to my room. Its just soured my mood for the whole evening im honestly thinking about just going to bed now because i know im not going to be able to think of anything else.
If you dont think that's a normie thing to do literally justRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEleave because you ARE A NORMIE
New Interpals thread; last one reached image cap
>https://www.interpals.net
Thirsty beta cringe edition
plugging my profile, hit me up robots, i want to comment awkward shit on your profile
https://www.interpals.net/dates
>>28448532
op claming id
You know what?
Fuck women.
I am done. Even fucking INDIANS don't want anything to do with me. Plus she is now threatening to report me for harassment so I'll probably get fucking banned.
This is funny and confident, isnt that what they want?
chads of /r9k/ help me unfuck my shit pls
https://www.interpals.net/RestlessSurfer
What was your first kiss like? where was it at? how old were you?
>>28447777
NICE QUINTS OMFG LOL YOUR SO LUCKY xD
Awkward.
In front of a mall.
36.
The second was equally bad. Then she told me to stop biting her. From then on it was awesome.
>>28447831
where were you biting her?
>another lonely night
>see r9k skype thread
>make an account, desperately want to talk with anyone
>post it
>two people add me, khv robots just like me, we talk about stuff. it was okay.
>three hours later, 3am, still can't sleep
>another random skype add
>says she wants to help, that she'll even cam up for me
>i say okay.
>most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my whole life.
>she asks about my problems, comforts me, tells how how to fix myself
>she is so interested with my miserable life, wtf.
>we talk for two hours. two whole fucking hours.
>i keep sperging out at random times "WTF HOW AM I TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IS THIS? WHATS HAPPENEING?"
>she just comforts me, tells me it's okay, that everything will be fine.
those two hours chatting with her were the happiest times of my life. i've never spoken to a girl for longer than 5 min in my entire life. i don't know what to think. i feel normal for once in my entire fucking life. is this what normalfags feel like everyday? i actually want to give life a go now.
any similar stories? an angel from heaven, sent down to save you?
>>28447286
She's a really great person for doing that
>>28447286
and then you gave her a hard time about it, nice one sperg
is she going to save me........
What is your fetish or kink?
How achievable is it?
>>28446053
>tfw no amazon 6'7" gf with nice feet
Sexual contact in any form
Completely unachievable
I'm really into hypnosis, either being hypnotized or doing the hypnotizing. Even non sexual scenes popping up in unrelated shows and movies gets me excited.
Achievable? yes to an extent, I get that you can't mind control people like in the movies, but just the process of people going under does it for me.
I've been able to hypnotize a few people, but I've also never been under myself, so that's something.
Can we have a thread with comfy images/gifs?
>>28441974
yeah senpai
origionale contento
>>28442009
Iink 2/3
>>28442021
three of three
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A game of risk for this evening of /r9k/
standard rules apply
I will start the game once a decent amount of people have joined
>>28429408
>Blue
>QTs Only
Iceland into England.
>Name: USSR
>Color: Red
>Location: MoscowApparently this is not original
>>28429408
>Opol, Dark olive,french italian border
I am also op
