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guys how can I train myself to improve my recovery time or whatever it is after I ejaculate?
I want to be able to keep going for as long as physically possible (for masturbating of course) and after climax my dick is dead, I try to keep going but get nothing. Luckily my libido is the same since high school, even with frequent masturbation, it's just my dick stops before me
I dont think theres a way to train that OP. I know for me it just depends on how aroused I am. During highschool I was able to jerk off and cum like 6 times in a row playing artificial academy with all my waifus. I think Stimulation, and watching multiple women makes your body think it needs to keep going to impregnate as many qts as possible.
I think this is tied solely to your libido. Theres a lot of pseudo science attached to libido, so dont get fooled anon.
>>28456061
Really? In high school I had the same problem I do now, I tried to masturbate twice in a row once, came the first time, cleaned up, and got hard again but this time didn't cum for about an hour, so I wouldn't really call it a row.
I was thinking more of conditioning, as in my dick is conditioned to be done because I used to go once then clean up right after
bump, just looking for other input on this
Does anyone else dislike how political and easily triggered every board on this website has become?
>>28456008
Shut the fuck up. I bet you're just a liberal faggot who can't take the bantz.
>>28456039
There goes a real faggot, OP. He just proved your point.
It's the ongoing ideological war that's being waged against newfag normie invaders. They will either learn to understand what this place is really about and fit in here, or they will get tired of trolling and leave. Just wait for the dust to settle.
Anyone else fucking hate navels? They make me feel sick
all outies are disgusting and the only good innies are the ones that just become empty voids.
>>28455868
Yeah they do make me sick. To know that one time you were a creature living in someone's vagina, being given nourishment through that very belly hole of whatever the fuck your mother ate, is very disturbing.
Not only that, but I find the umbilical cord cutting process very disgusting.
It's neat how some people can find them disgusting but others can find the exact opposite
I'm b00oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0rreeedddddddd. what should I do robots
play in traffic
>>28455865
find a cute boy to blow
>>28455920
there's only ugly ones around me
ITT: pics that cheer you up
Didn't he die laughing at donkey drinking wine or something? I'd like to see that.
>>28455916
Donkey ate his figs lmao
>>28455860
That's a fine way to die.
*nods*
How a normalfag says "normalfag"
>Normie
How a robot says "Normalfag"
>Normalfag.
Things by their names, boys.
>newfags don't call them NORPs
Pwned by myg0t
I prefer to call them Normans.
>>28455850
>not keeping this on the down low
great, thanks. another thing to knock off my list of 'things that let me know who is a friend and who isnt'
>Post a thread with a pic of a hot girl in yoga pants
>Autistic rage fest ensues
>575 posts of incoherent chest beating, shit flinging autism
Notable quote:
>If women want a stable civilization, then they must be willing to date even the most repulsive man, in order to ensure his loyalty to this society.
>>28441482
Is this for real? Are you really this far gone?
>>28455828
This:
->If women want a stable civilization, then they must be willing to date even the most repulsive man, in order to ensure his loyalty to this society.
was an all-time classic.
My sides.
>>28455828
>complains about autism
>is autistic enough to read a huge thread just to pull out a cringey post
You'll fit in just fine around here anon.
>>28456069
More likely he just picked the first one he saw
That thread is a mess
>you wilI never find a job
>>28455818
>he wants a job
good goyim
>>28455818
why do you want a job
>>28456169
>>28456191
love the everyone is eligible to leech off the government piping hot maymay
>finished first year of uni
>poor as fuck, spent all my student loan on food, vidya, weed, escorts and gigs I went to alone
>expected to get a gf sometime about now
>instead realised how worthless females are these days and how none of them want a bf, just to be Chad's side bitch
>half heartedly flick through Tinder every now and then with never any luck
>warm summer nights reminding me of my oneitis who cut me off
What will the future bring, /r9k/?
>>28455798
>>poor as fuck, spent all my student loan on food, vidya, weed, escorts and gigs I went to alone
ok, I understand if you spent it on something that's actually useful and may benefit/stay with you in the future, like an efficient pc or car or something, but why would you spend it on things that are won't benefit you in any major way?
>graduated yesterday
>officially NEET
It doesn't feel good senpai
>full time student year round
>mom pushing me to get a job
Shit, I just want to go to school and play vidya before I enter wagecuck life
>ywn wagecuck at two jobs working 80+ hours a week for your gf
>>28455761
pics of gf? ashflas
I want to know what his gf looks like too
>>28455761
I'll be your girlfriend for half that. And I'll even let you play video games.
>Wearing shoes inside the house
Please tell me you don't do this. It's bad for the carpet and totally uncomfortable anyways.
>>28455747
we don't have carpet, just painted gravel
>>28455771
Painted gravel inside your house? Do you live in Africa?
>wearing shoes outside the house
it's like you don't enjoy feeling the ground
walkin on a fryin pan outside walmart
>spend my day begging for female attention and affection
>never get any
>not ugly, women can just sense the desperation and self-loathing
>not even a robot, clearly a failed normie who is a KHV at 24
>work 40 hours a week over nights
>hating every minute
>just want to stop feeling alone
Who here failed normie?
Also suicide motivation thread.
>>28455717
try meditating lil nigga
you're too hard on yourself
>>28455927
Meditation seems like a meme to me
Whenever I sit still and try to relax, at the end of it i feel like I just wasted a half hour.
>>28456087
Because it is a waste of time, don't listen to that retard
For the few people who drive on this board what do you have?
I have to wagecuck so now I want a car so I can drive to work without my mom dropping me off and so I can drive around at night playing autistic music
Please
Respond, ple
>>28455654
i have a cheap shitty car, dont get anything just because of looks
if it runs smooth its good
dont know why youd want any other kind of car besides a cheap one
2005 Ford Focus here. Works good.
>>28456176
Listen to this anon. Get a beater from Craigslist that has <100k miles and you should be good to go for a while
Jesus Christ, I grew up to be the socially normal and well adjusted one while my older brother turned into a massive NEET. I don't browse here often, I mostly browse Reddit and /pol/ sometimes but like, it's sad to watch. My older brother had a really hard life and I was such a dick to him and watching what happened to him sucks. Granted, it could be worse - a lot worse - but it still bothers me the way he acts. Can I get any advice? I'll post more if you really want me to.
>>28455649
Tell us more, robro.
>>28455679
He's like in his 20s and has a shit ton of anime posters in his room. It's fucking autistic. He use to not always be like this, he just started watching anime and slowly got more into it to the point where it ate him. I fucking hate anime. It's cringy bullshit and I watched it destroy his life. The reason I say it's not so bad is because he is in university and has a job so it's not like he's some loser in my parent's basement wasting away. But he's kinda socially awkward and cringey. He was bullied a lot, I mean Christ, even I picked on him - but I regret it so much. Fuck dude. I don't know how to tell him to just grow the fuck up. We don't have a great relationship, we never really hung out. I just want him to be happy, but at the same time, not be autistic. For Christ sake, he liked a Loli pic on FB and everyone saw it, even family. I mean how the fuck are you that disconnected?
Anime is for retards, I swear to God. Anyone who says otherwise is a gay retarded faggot. I'm so mad now.
What's even worse is that I'm popular and hang out with the people who probably would've ended up bullying him. I legit turned into a Chad. I feel fucking terrible.
Why was Plato such a faggot?
>>28455570
Not enough boipuccii
This nigga wrestled in the Olympics and did extremely, well he's a G. Not as good as Aristotle though.
>>28455719
should have put the comma after the well.
