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Do you go to therapy?
Tell me about it
I'm pretty sure that i have some sort of diagnosis but i don't trust normie therapists
Tell us your symptoms.
>>28451239
>Do you go to therapy?
No, I'm not an idiot.
>>28451323
This. Fuck what some bluepilled kike fag says. And fuck his drugs two.
I cured my depression by actually fucking going outside and playing some sport, unlike what all the sheep on here do.
How do I stop getting attached/clingy to the women, whether it be online or the few I ever get/got to know outside of my family? How do I avoid that happening?
How do I stop caring about being single my entire life?
Please help.
Realize how pathetic it makes you seem to women. /r9k/ will help with that. Stay here long enough, you might give up women entirely.
>>28451274
There are some times when I can't avoid being around women though.
>>28451515
you don't have to hate women. just realize it's hopeless liking them. if they're nice, enjoy it for the moment, then don't try to make it happen again.
/r9k/ YLYL?
let's laugh at some normies getting what they deserve
amazing
i lost
>>28451122
That isn't a normie, and he has beautiful hair. mirin honestly
How is this funny? Except you being special, that's funny.
ITT: Times you got the last laugh
>Be 20
>Fall 2014
>Middle of Mississippi
>Go to (American) football game with sister, sister's boyfriend, and mom.
>Ball game is over, we're leaving, and i guess hometown won or whatever.
>As we're leaving two stacy's keep looking back at me
>Have horrible footing cause of spurkers
>Roastee mom calls up ahead to me and tells me to walk straight all laughs
>Mildly annoyed
>Flamboyantly spread my arms out and strut a catwalk in full view of homoterrified mom and stacys
>fagvoice.mp3
>"Oh, mother, you already know I can't walk straight"
>Mom is properly btfo with embarrassment
>Sister and her boyfriend are too far into each other's mouth to notice
>Stacy's refuse to look back again
>I laughed good that night.
>>28451067
Robots:1
Normies:16,675,839,295,738,292,958,757,473,739,596
>>28451143
kek
this comment has not ben posted before
Kill yourself OP you dick loving faggot
Be honest. You aren't really a robot. Just an introvert with some social problems.
Describe who you really are in this thread and what your problem is. I will listen.
tested above average intelligence, suffered depression for most of my life, had a mother try to treat it with crystals and alternative medicine, was normal throughout all school and had friends, was considered strange but nice.
reached the legal drinking age after drinking, since the very first time i tried it i'd never be able to stop. isolated all my friends doing this but it's a small rural town and all the people moved.
went to university for a meme degree and hated almost everyone, drank a lot and went clubbing, met new people but they were basically gang members. that continues for a while but they both die in a car crash because they were drinking.
graduate and drink even more, keep a couple jobs but they were all manual labor or door to door sales. haven't moved out at all yet so after a while i just stop looking for work and buy spirits with government money. some other shit happened 2 more years i'm 25 now and i haven't slept in days, never leave the room and i'm getting auditory hallucinations (lack of sleep i think) and there's a lump in my throat that chokes me occasionally i think i'm dying. mum cries when she sees me
i didn't know how to summarize a lot of that or dress it up so sorry for the dot point writing.
>>28451290
haha i'm too fucked to actually write this i think
>Go to uni in a completely new country to escape my cyborg past
>Start developing terrible acne
>Feel terrible and don't want to do anything
>Don't make essential connections during freshers
>Everything just spirals downwards after that
>End up a complete robot year two and three by which point its too late to attempt to fix anything, everyone already has their friends
>Group up with some autists at least, okay people but not what I had hoped for at all
>Still khhv
>Acne still not gone
>Graduate soon and get to go home where I at least have some semblance of a social life
These were supposed to be 'the best years of my life' They weren't, they were some of the worst. All I did was stay in and play vidya. Autist friends were content with not speaking for days at a time and keeping to themselves... I wasn't... but this is all I could get.
Hoping my three years of complete social ineptness didn't destroy what little social skills I have. If for some reason I lose my friends back home then I may as well just end it all.
Serious question r9k says ( r9k is not one person ) I know anyways. Why do lower class women girls invade comic-cons and video games and other men stuff. According to you guys it's to get chad. But these places chad can't be found only omegas and betas. What are they looking for attention? Money? orbiters?
It's because cons are fundamentally entry level and primarily for normies.
It's actually amazing to me that you think otherwise. I bet you think 4chan is your special secret club and r9k is your VIP room.
>>28451060
What? 4chan has nothing to do with anything I said. Attention whoring is the subject
>>28451111
>what is an analogy?
100% confirmed for an idiot
Females against fembots general.
There is NO such thing as a fembot, and this is coming from a female who doesn't go out much. It's true that no matter how gross you are, there is always a male out there willing to fuck/talk to you, it's been piss easy for me on here to meet people and make friends.
So in the words of Stormzy, tell man sha-tap.
Ok thanks, we already knew this now leave or I'll scream.
Women aren't allowed on this board in general.
fuck off, stop trying to be "not like other girls"
What are you looking at, wagecuck? You think I make these threads for shits and giggles? No. I make them to make you aware of your slavery. I get my shits and giggles from your stupid justifications like "muh contribution to society!", "muh legacy" and my favorite: "don't want to make muh parents disappointed in me!"
>>28450907
Oh fuck! Just thinking about Goldgreens veiny jew dick is turning me on. Why couldn't he put me on the mandatory overtime list :(
>>28450907
Why do I get the feeling the person who makes these threads isn't even a real NEET?
>>28450907
I hate work as much as you but I do not have disabilities so cannot claim autismbux. How else do you expect me to get money?
Man, I sure am bored at work...
All I'm doing is browsing the internet on my phone, and not many people are even asking me stuff on tumblr...
http://bandagebandaid.tumblr.com/
Sure is a dull life...
Oyasumi~n~
>>28450976
I already said goodnight
>>28451027
gomen bandaid
How old was your mom when she gave birth to you?
I was born in the darkness, shaped by it, molded in it.
31, I'm 18 now. My parents are Christian so I think they were both virgins until 30.
>>28450925
It was your plan, wasnt it?
I'm confused. Is Hiroyuki trying to safe 4chan with the janitors or is it another plot to further destroy it? Just give me quick answers and I'll be gone again. pic not related.
Do not honestly tell me you think Hiroyuki's the one who started the janitor system
what the fuck are you trying to say? can you type like a native english speaker instead of a gook retard?
Newfag there are janitor applications every so often.
>pro tip: he can't
>>28450706
Eh, I'm a transexual and he's already got me onboard. It's less about trying to win all the fags and more about trying to win the less cuckable/cucked ones.
>>28450706
Why would he give a shit about less than 3% of the vote in the first place?
>>28450887
Because that 3% could be enough to win or lose against Hillary?
ask a 28 yo virgin neet anything
>>28450678
Hahaha
Fag
>>28450678
I don't get what this picture is supposed to be showing. All the NEET Pepe variations?
>>28450799
All things us NEET do on a regular basis
Volunteer firefighting, classical oil paintings, private detective work, minstrel comedy, Cordon-Bleu tier cooking, hanging out at the local college, respectable Japanese martial arts, literature research, and juggling.
who here /nihilist/
also post nihilist images desu senpai
moar
originalll ocmentn r
FUCK EM UP ORIGINIAL
HOLY MOTTHR OF GOD ORIGINAL
ITT: we post pictures of our shit and try to guess and learn things about each other based On that.
Pic related, it's my shit from last night
you are a sick fuck thats a nasty looking shit man
gag
>>28450663
God damn you're a diseased fuck.
>>28450683
I was sick at the time, so you are right there
