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Anyone elses personality changing rapidly all the time ? There are days when i feel like the biggest cuck looser there is, then 10 hours later i want to go out drinking, my ego goes absolutely over the top, then a day later i cant think straight at all because my mind struggles to cope with my existence. This has no real pattern or any causes.
>hows highschool going
Im 26
That's called manic depression, faggot.
>>28453874
Ay, i have all the symptoms for Bipolar disorder, multiple schizotype disorders, manic depression.
Should i be worried ?
>was a kooky comedian who loved being around others and often led friends on adventures
>oneitus died
>now antisocial shut-in who feels nothing but rage, pity, and disgust for others when forced to leave room
>it's been two years so this is probably permanent
It's too bad, I think people miss the original dude.
Who /lonerinhighschool/ here?
How did you get through prom?
How many people signed your year book?
Did you improve in college?
>didnt go
>like two kids, couple teachers
>no, i got worse
didnt go to prom
didnt buy a yearbook, and i didnt have my photo taken so i probably wasnt even in it
never went to college
>>28453550
>Who /lonerinhighschool/ here?
I was, I gradauted 3 years ago
>How did you get through prom?
didn't go obviously
if you are in high school now i really hope you dont go
>How many people signed your year book?
didnt buy one
>Did you improve in college?
no
why the hell would I improve? I've been living one way for years, you think things are magically gonna change for me? The only thing that happened was school got a lot harder
high school anons here now, be aware of what is coming: no matter what college you go to, even if it's a top 10 college or a small liberal arts college or anything, you will still be a pathetic piece of shit who will not be successful
>be me
>complete beta
>hit the jackpot sharing a house with two chinese cuties for school
>one is cuter than the other
>confess feelings in a beta way to the hotter one
>she instantly adds me to a group chat with her friends
>they all laugh at me in a pitying way
>luckily no chads in the chat, or i wouldve died
>tells me i am disgusting
>tells me i should lick her butthole because im so dirty
>waits for a response
>too scared to reply, slightly turned on
>tells me she is waiting
>still be a beta
>tells me i have until tomorrow
>they all laugh again and kick me out the group chat
>what should i do
>closest i might come to being with a girl
>help
So does she really want you to lick her butthole or is it a trick? Will she clean her ass
you should have just done it
>>28453545
If you're white she's being serious. If your Asian then well..
On a serious note, why are white girls so shit?
>manly face
>probably feminist
>probably fat
>probably coal burner
>peaks at the age of 14
>probably came from a divorced family
and thus
>no family values
>entitled af
>feminist
>whore
>lost virginity at 13
>started drinking at 14
>"refugees welcome"
>always wasted
Whenever I think of a white girl all I can think of is some ugly slut with a fake tan, drunk as shit, with all of her make up smeared in from when Chad pissed on her earlier.
Pic related is what a real woman looks like.
i agree anon
pick any german girl, literally ANY, even the top brass german models, and they all have ultra manjaw
pic related is the first pic that came up when I searched german model in google images. be honest, if you covered up the hair and removed the makeup could you tell this is a girl?
some white girls are pretty and nice but they are most definitely on a lower tier than asians
HOW DID OUR CULTURE GO TO SUCH UTTER SHIT
>>28453615
>marijuana
Do you realize how much of a threat legal weed is to the pharmajew?
The NEET is not an alcoholic, but a conusseur of fine spirits and wine. The wagecuck is addicted, woe is me
>implying the NEET can afford spirits and fine wine
>>28453497
It's me again OP. Just a friendly reminder to shove that wine cup up your obese asshole, you son of a bitch.
>>28454256
shhh, that's the beauty of this meme.
enjoy the satire and contribute to it, you wet towel.
D-do you guys like my Pokemon collection?
>>28453480
>Tfw used to have huge Pokemon collection
>would spread them out across my bed and play a couple matches against myself
>mom made me get rid of them when i was 14
Anyway, what's your favorite card, anon?
Mine was a Meowth one I got from a kid in school
I have around 30,000 cards. Care to see them? I'm going to weigh my box of them right now
>>28454203
Show us some of your favorites
Tfw significantly older than little brothers
Tfw one of them getting into Pokemon cards finally
Tfw he keeps asking to look at my binder, admiring
It's pretty nice that I have someone to share that with. After 6th grade of so, Pokemon cards were banned at my school. so we traded in secret 'til 7th grade, when everyone dropped both video games and trading cards.
Question
Why do you want a relationship?
Are you just seeking someone for status or do you want affection from the opposite sex?
Many a time in my life, girls I had approached after speaking to them a couple of times stated that they were already in relationships.
More often than not they were only in them for status, and to have someone to flaunt about.
I myself had been approached a couple of times, however many of the girls who did so had little to no common interests; and the girls who had common interests were dating people who didn't have the same passions.
I see this all the time, say there is this one dude who is totally into one topic, his girlfriend isn't interested in anything he does whatsoever; yet he hangs out with girls who are and vice versa.
So tell me, why is that and what are your sentiments on this?
guess no one wants to talk about real issues,
oh well
CUS U R MADE TO REPRODUCE BRU
I don't want a relationship, I just want continued sex. I fucking hate women but unfortunately am attracted to them.
Oh shit robots it's the cops.
Put on your cool face.
>>28453472
Good evening officer.
What seems to be the problemo?
Good evening officer.originoxplal
What does /r9k/ think of Robert Crumb? His illustrations are definitely the works of a robot.
Posting more crumb material for unfamiliars
One of my favorites, I always enjoyed his morbidity when it's expressed in more subtle forms
Some of my favorites are his more personal sketches/illustrations that generally express his loathing of well-adjusted individuals, a recurring theme in his later work
>tfw tortured genius that no one can understand
I literally cannot relate to any of my peers. It's getting to the point where I'm sitting alone at recess and lunch.
>>28453386
>recess
MODS
>>28453386
same desu senpai
fucking robot
art takes suffering anon. if your life was happy you'd probably be to busy socializing to care about artistic creation.
So where do you think /r9k/ stands politically?
I'd imagine us being anarchists. Think about it,in an anarchy society there are no normies because the societal rules and values that make a normie no longer exist. There are no Chad's since betas can now force themselves onto women.
Imagine a world without normies.
>politics
Hah, it's useless.
>>28453403
There are no politics in an anarchist society.
>>28453361
Nothing of this has anything to do with anarchy. I'd say robots are mostly right-conservative
>Robot men are lonely, isolated, kissless virgins who have been excluded for most of their lives
>Were bullied all throughout school, emotionally crippling them for life
>All they want is some attention from the opposite gender to prove to them that they're actually human
>"Fembots" are just slightly weird "alternative" girls who are too edgy for Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter, and who were not excluded from society (Although they may have fallen into "hipster/nerd" crowds, they would never have been 100% friendless)
>Were usually not bullied in school, discounting minor teasing
>Usually lust after Chad-tier, dominant men, although their tastes might be different to the run-of-the-mill woman (They might prefer a weird/hipster dominant guy to the "traditional Chad")
This is why the two groups can't relate. Without criticising "fembots", there's simply no common ground here. Your experiences might be totally legitimate, but there is absolutely no connection to the experiences of male robots.
>male robots
>whiney losers who'd rather post their inane personal bullshit instead of doing something to improve their life
>female robots
>don't exist unless it's a female from a different board/website that came over to stop by for a bit
>>28453269
>just improve yourself bro
I'm socially aberrant, they're socially aberrant, it works out.
I want to hear what robots have to say, and I'll keep doing so no matter what.
You're just a numb-skull who's confused baiting devilsh anons with "fembots" and now your knickers are twisted.
>be 26 still living with parents
>dad's watching basketball
>"hey anon, can you believe this superstar is only 19!"
>>28453194
>22 year old neet
>dad starts talking about guy on the block who's weird and probably has autism or some kind of mental disorder
>"he's probably a burden to his siblings"
>"he does nothing. What kind of life is that?"
>in dad's car heading to grandma's house
>he starts listing dozens of random people he saw throughout his day committing offensive acts and describing how he would murder them
>force self to laugh
>>28453797
Where do you live? I hope he's not talking about me.
I am a grill
Post pics and I'll tell you what you can do to make yourself more attractive. I'll go very in depth.
This is me. What can I do to improve myself, fellow femanon?
>>28453358
Gurl you can put dis dik in your mouth
>>28453358
get out of here tumblrina/tumblrista/redditor/normie/stacy
>that feel when goyim know
>that feel when you have him the ol 1 2 pisseroo
>>28453221
Can l save this?
>>28453257
Cappit son, just like everything else
