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> getting a job is basically a corporate mating ritual
See how the guy has just covered his face and basically given up? That's because that roastie will be given hiring preference even if he's more qualified and skilled than her.
>have an interview in two hours
>know I'll fail
why bother
>>28449533
Go anyway. Practice makes perfect.
Always be looking for ways that you can gain out of a situation.
Who else had a good day here?
I had an hour and a half presentation about socialist cinema, then grabbed coffee with my gf, cuddled a bit and then had a class on Primo Levi and his works. I have to finish writing a paper now but I'm procrastinating like crazy.why do I even come here anymore
>>28449287
>dad picks me up to go to lunch
>get in car and he starts rambeling about me being a neet
>get t to red light, open car door and fuck off
>come home and eat some bread, drink some soda and browse 4 Chan
It was shitty anlt first but it turned into a great day
I stayed up all night and finished a big ass project that I'm quite happy with
Its just napping and chilling for the rest of the day
>crazy
>bitter
>overweight
Who suicidal here gurlz
>>28449277
Kys delusional faggot
>>28449277
How long are you going to be """"""""""""" suicidal""""""""" until you attempt suicide?
be my transgf and raise my children
The first 20 replies will be translated into morse code, and the audio will be made into a song.
Yes, this IS as low as the bar can go.
>ready
>steady
>go
W=wed ADDE_D 2VNM%_
I think all blacks, muslims and jews should be thrown into a collective oven
lkujdfew nuiusc vaq mnwwejnmwwwe
>tfw losing my sense of self
>>28449207
"self" is an illusion anyway
We are all connected on a deeper plane of existence
>>28449247
Your mother isn't a plane of existence, m8
As long as you know your role and have no crippling delusions, what exactly is wrong with being a beta orbiter?
One of my friends recently rejected me and it seems as if my only two options are cut her off or happily orbit and the latter seems far superior since nothing has happened to make her less amazing of a person.
Some people value self respect, go fig
>>28449395
why are the two mutually exclusive tho
an offering to the robot blox
So who in here has seen the latest episode of game of thrones?
What are your opinions on it and the 6th Season so far?
>>28449181
The only character nude is a guy
FUCKING GAY. I'm gonna drop this shit
/r9k/ become /b/ ?
>>28449181
i really like what is happening so far tbqhwy
>>28449217
The nude dude was dead, so it kinda fits into the general theme of r9k.
Someone should make a meme of poo poo pepe fucking jon snows corpse :).
1 Reason not to get an MBA?
If you have 2 years and are willing to go a couple 100 k in debt do it. 2 stupid years makes you so much more valuable. Also, nice to see that uv got the ranking it deserves up there.
>>28449632
uva is my target school. hope they let me in.
>>28449168
I've always heard that only the top tier (like global top 10) ones were worth it.
Looking at the salaries in that chart, that claim looks unsubstantiated. Why the meme then?
We should enslave those cunts because that's what they were created for, and that's what they deserve.
>>28449139
Those retard stupid cunt fucks, can't agree more anon
>1 poster
How stupid are you exactly?
>>28449373
It says 2 posters, fag
Oh almost didn't see you there! Happy Monday wage-lads!
After a week of hard of 4chan mommy has given me my weekly allowance. No doubt that I'll be taking my stroll down to Subway where I will get my 12 inch Tuna on Italian Herbs & Cheese combo.
This isn't just your regular sandwich fellas, no this is SANDWICH-ART. Made HAND-CRAFTED by a professional Subway Sandwich Artisan, (just for me)
Anyways while you work your 9-5 I'm going to be taking a nice walk on this sunny, yet cool relaxing day, maybe I'll pull out my laptop at Subway and get some work done on my novel.
What are you up to wa-
OH WAIT
T I C K
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>>28449111
Thisthread is some serious food for thought.
>>28449111
Tbh I've been enjoying the cold cut combo fully loaded on veggies, shit is good
>>28449111
>prefers to die slowly
lmao boii
Got called for jury duty and I already used my 1 postponement. What should I expect? And also how easy is it to get excused?
>>28449041
How does this work? How are you forced onto jury duty? What happens if you refuse?
If you work just tell them you have to work and you don't get compensated by your work. That's normally enough to get off.
Alternatively if you're a student just tell them that it'll interrupt your studies and they'll send you home. You don't even need to say that just say you're a student.
If you're a NEET idk it might be hard. They pay you a tiny bit so at least there's that.
Likely you will be on some boring case where a past employee is suing their past employer for some dumb shit b
>>28449041
I had the same thing happen anon. Just write some sappy letter explaining why you can't go when you receive a new jury summons. Odds are they won't need you anymore because they'll already have their jury memebers
Tell me, anon, are you going to be the weird uncle when you get old?
>>28449040
>get old
K E K my nigga implying im gonna get old and not kill myself
>>28449040
I don't have any siblings. I will probably be the creepy uncle for any children my cousins may have though.
Possibly. There's a few foreseeable futures for me.
A. I kill myself
B. My family disowns me
C. I disown my family
D. I become the weird uncle
Asa Akira and Dana Dearmond asking for indiegogo funding for a boobjob.
Cause they say nobody's paying to see them fuck anymore in their age without big fake tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14YFqAvsGBo
They have 10k already.
>>28449033
It's like women can get paid Just for having a female body, haven't seen that before. Wonder if they do that on twitch? Where the demographic is mainly males?
>>28449033
>asa akira
>boobjob
WHY
WHY DO THESE DUMB SLUTS RUIN THEMSELVES WITH FAKE TITS
>>28449352
>women doing what's in their best interest
AHAHAHAHAHA
>get drunk with cute stacy slut
>starts opening up to me
>starts crying
>doesn't talk to me the next day
>doesn't respond to my texts
Don't really care but that was kind of weird, is this normal?
>WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
>THAT THE ANSWER WAS BEHIND ONE OF THESE DOORS
Which door does the correct answer remain?
[1] [2]
>>28449017
>get drunk
repent
>not posting her deepest insecurities
Shit thread m8
Online dating is shit for robots, but it's also kind of shit for good looking guys too.
Girls automatically think you're a loser for being there in the first place
If you're tall it impresses in real life, online bitches either don't believe you or lack the imagination
Delusional expectations, 5s think they're 8s, in real life they probably only think they're 6s.
And any kind of "game" is basically nullified through text, body language and all these other things are nonexistent.
So really it all just comes down to having a photogenic face, and even then she thinks you're a loser for being on a dating site.
good looking robots though
>>28449007
>>28449007
ugly men are fucked in any situation
>>28449007
>and even then she thinks you're a loser for being on a dating site.
But what does that make her?
