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Anyone know anything about injecting testosterone/steroids here? Is it safe? Will I go bald from it? Really don't wanna be a tranny so it's my only other option.
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>don't wanna be a tranny
DO IT YOU BITCH, DO IT
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Read this site. https://www.steroid.com/

https://www.steroid.com/Steroid-Injection-Information.php

https://www.steroid.com/steroid_cycles.php

https://www.steroid.com/beginner-steroid-cycles.php

https://www.steroid.com/Testosterone-Cycle.php

Remember to PCT.

If your not interested in BBing you could just cruise 250mg test forever.
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Could you do it OP? Are you willing to make it?

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>raised by a single mother
>constantly pointed out my physical flaws with snide little comments that I guess she thought were "helpful"
>when she got mad she'd get super passive-aggressive and have me walking on eggshells for the whole day, scared to leave my room
>when she got really mad she would grab me by the shoulders and shake me while screaming into my face
>this was all over really trivial shit like me not cleaning my room
>constantly complained about how she had to do everything around the house, made me feel utterly worthless because I was technically the "man in the house" and I couldn't even do simple shit like use a power drill
>as a result, grow up with no self-esteem and become an anxious wreck who can't even go outside
>she refuses to take any blame for how I turned out
>according to her, since she never beat me and never cursed at me then she wasn't a bad mother
>mfw
If I raised a kid as screwed-up as me I'd think I utterly failed as a parent. I fucking hate this woman desu. I love parts of her but overall she has been an incredibly negative influence on my life and I wish I could just get away from her. Is twenty too old to run away from home?
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>>28444816
>Is twenty too old to run away from home?
Yep. If you were a minor you'd get special treatment if you were ever found. Now you'll just die on the streets and nobody will give a shit.
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>>28444816
You gotta be baiting but thats not important. Get a grip ffs.
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>>28444816
>Man sexes you and leaves you with some shitty robot
>Try and be a strict parent as don't want no shitty rebellious oxygen thief
>Provide the neccesities and shelter to this walking reminder of a shitty ex partner
>Your robot son turns out to be a spoiled brat
>He couldn't even use a powerdrill

I feel sorry for your mother man, you're essentially a walking reminder of the piece of shit your dad was. Wish her good luck from me.

>need experience to get a job
>need a job to get experience
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>need job to get experience
School, if you went you would have some.
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>>28444805
Well no shit, it's an engineer job. Unless you went to school for it like >>28444991 mentioned then yes, experience in the electrical field is a must. Just get an apprenticeship somewhere.
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>>28444991
>"I'm sorry but we're only considering paid professional experience"

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Found this post on a feminist girls tumblr, like the crazy lrft wing man-hating ones.

Why can't they stick to their words??
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Why are you reading feminist tumblr you fucking unshelled snail
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people are hypocrites
sexuality is 90% instinct
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This doesn't surprise me,
People project things and then there's some kind of fetish for being a hypocrite.

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How can chestlets even compete?

sayting that how do asslets even compete either?
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Anything under an E is too small desu.
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anything not measured in calvin is too small tbqhwyf
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>>28444690
>asslets
That girl may be a spectacular titcow, but she's an asslet herself

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Asian men are hated in the west because we threaten the feminist order by being notoriously difficult to manipulate because of our high IQ.
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>Asian men are hated in the west
I dunno, asians I've met are usually pretty based.
>we threaten the feminist order
>by being notoriously difficult to manipulate because of our high IQ
I don't think women even consider the existence of many asians desu.
Some whites and most asians are looked at like tablescraps by most women.
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East asians are probably the least hated of all the non white groups because they're the only non whites who aren't shit smeared niggers.
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>>28444569
i think they are more afraid of you shooting up the place and throwing coffee to staceys tho

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Hello /r9k/. I was reading the loading screen for this campaign and was reminded of you so I thought maybe we could do this one tun together. The rules are simple: when a decision is presented, the first post to quote me gets dibs on the menu selection unless someone else posts within 5 minutes of that first post, in which case I will roll a virtual die with sides equal to the number of posts made within that timeframe as to select a path. If no posts are made within 5 minutes of my post, I will simply make the selection myself as to keep things going.
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>>28444564
And so it begins.
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>>28444564
Choose continue
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>>28444592
Good call. Should I also go ahead and open this door or do I stand here for 5 minutes?

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You fuckers do realise that having a gf isn't going to make you happy in the long run.

All my friends who are in long term relationships say that it is great for a few months, but then you get used to it, your brain stops making the feel good chemicals and you are stuck with someone, so it's more important to be with someone who you really get along with, rather than just "having a gf".

I mean my uncle was married with 2 kids when he committed suicide (I still don't know why, but my parents told me it was though depression), so this obviously isn't the answer to being happy.

I think happiness comes from:

Challenging and bettering yourself
Being physically healthy (you don't have to lift, just go for a run or a cycle or something and watch what you eat)
Being creative (make music or art or a game or something)
Looking forward to future things (this sounds stupid, but it probably more exciting then actually doing the thing itself)
Talking and making friends with people who have the same hobbies as you (They don't have to be 'normies', infact it's probably better if they aren't)
Taking up any other deep, meaningful or challenging hobbies (and maybe make more friends along the way)

Avoid procrastinating
Avoid heavy drinking, smoking, eating, drugs e.c.t
Avoid playing loads of vidya (although making online friends is actually a positive, and games can be a great work break, or a way to chill in the evenings)

tl:dr: close 4chan and go and do something fun or rewarding/productive, cos no one else is gonna bring happiness to you
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people need to hear this, and I'm not gonna let this die
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>>28444523
>You fuckers do realise that having a gf isn't going to make you happy in the long run.
No, but feeling that someone actually sees me as a man and desires to actually be with me would.

Now fuck off.
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>>28444742
You are so wrong. You will get used to it, I can guarantee you.
There will always be something that makes you feel inferior, no matter who or what you have or don't have.
And some people stop loving each other after periods of time, simply because they get use to it or are not right for each other, so just having someone can't be the source of their happiness.
Just having someone won't validate you, only you can do that, and that comes from within.
Also, what's making you feel this way is literally just chemicals in your brain, trying to get you to mate...

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>tfw got 1 D in college because I was suicidal and debilitated, school denied all medical withdrawals and fought me tooth and nail
>3.5 gpa now
>have to get all A's the rest of college to get a 3.85
>have to take electrodynamics, organic chemistry, quantum mechanics and get all A's to get a 3.8 gpa so I can get into medschool or lawschool

JUST FUCK MY GPA UP
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>>28444501
My condolences, OP.
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>>28444501
>medschool or law school
>electrodynamics & quantum mechanics

u wot
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>cuckademia
t o p
k e k

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I did a clean reinstall of Windows and I lost my Feels folder and everything within. Hope that my fellow robots might help me refill it.
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>tfw you will keep the thought of OP in your mind when you masturbate
;)
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>>28444462
I don't have much.
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>>28444847
Cont. 1

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So he was a genius right?
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>Elliot Rodger was a martyr fighting against the plague that is feminism
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>>28444400
a greek god
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>>28444400
I have to say My Twisted World is the greatest work of the 21st century thus far.

Guys i think my life is a dead end, that cant be all right?

>26 yrs old, was a shut in neet khv video game addict 110lbs loser for like 8 years
>now since a couple of years i became a normie
>gf since two years, live with her, had some other girls and hook ups
>work 50hrs a week as welder/mechanic
>almost no friends
All i fucking do is get up at 5 o clock and go to work, when i come home i take a shower, eat something with my gf, drink 2 or 3 beers and watch big bang theory or some shit like that before i have to go sleep

Is that it? The normie life? I think i cant stand that doing it 40 more years
All i want is go back in my parents house close my room door and play diablo 2 and cs 1.6 for hours
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Afraid so, you're damned either way, and since you can no longer die gloriously on the battlefield even death is boring.
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>>28444352
>Diablo II
My niggah, that game stole so many years of my life
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>>28444352
No, now you need to have children. You're not actually a normie until you have children.

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>high school
>you're the "le silent but smart guy who says something funny every once in a while"

God, this pisses me off so much. I have a great personality outside of it all and do well in conversations, but there's no one that initiates one with me. So I'm slowly turning into a social outcast (if I'm not already).

Any tips for fixing this?
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>>28444344
>who says something funny every once in a while

This is true for me only if you count funny as in "weird funny" not people actually find you witty.
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>>28444344
>>28444364
Delete this

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oergana
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>>28444344
MODS MODS MODS

THIS USER IS UNDERAGE

Guys, I just realized I'm a manlet Chad, what do I do with this newfound information?
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>manlet
>chad

Pick one
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That's not possible. The height requirement to be a chad is 6'0". Sorry little bro
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>>28444351
>>28444353

Happy with my manlet status, but is the requirement for Chad being tall or being attractive and getting pussy?

Are 6'2 kissless virgin skeltals also Chads?

Best antidepressant?
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>>28444261
Suicide
original fucking comment
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>>28444261

Getting a hobby you take satisfaction in
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>>28444321
does eating mcdonalds and wank to porn count as a hobby

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