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When did you start feeling irreconcilably alienated from humanity?
Is there any hope or am I going to be a lonely subhuman searching fruitlessly for one of my kind forever?
Why can't I just like others? I want to. I like humanity. I try to. But when it comes down to individuals, I just simply don't like any of them. I can't identify with them.
Not that anyone is jumping to be friends with me or anything, but the mask I put on every day for work seems to get along just fine with everyone. Still they seem so foreign to me.
I dont remember a time when i did fit in, its just innately tied into who i am
Im not bitter about it as i rather enjoy being an outsider but being a lonely outsider is a sad existence
Looking back, this would of happened around age 13-14.
I am 30 years old now. I originally thought it was just going to be a small phase of life (puberty) but turned out that not much was going to change.
I remember really loving life before hitting that age, life was so innocent and beautiful. Then puberty hit and life's been misery ever since. Only difference now is that I've become numb to it and only feel miserable from time to time instead of 24/7 like I did in my teens and early 20s.
>>28444281
Looking back it's easy to view my life through that lens as well, but it never really hit me as being an irreconcilable difference before recently.
>>28444322
>I remember really loving life before hitting that age, life was so innocent and beautiful.
I feel that. Ignorance was better. Of course I was a loner back then as well, but it didn't feel like I was forever damned to be one. And I was okay with being one at the time, probably thinking that it wouldn't always be that way.
I have a phone interview tomorrow
I haven't had a job in 2 years, got shit grades and I only got this as it's literally starting position level.
How do I not fuck it up?
What will they ask?
Serious advice : ask /biz/
>>28444236
dont forget to wear a tie
I have one in less than 2 hours. I am nervous ;-;
i've fucked my onahole 6 times tonight
i'm just so fucking horny i can't stop masturbating
what the fuck is wrong with me? how do i stop this?
>>28444154
Damn nigguh, where da fuk do I get that??
You're in heat. Your body will not stop until you've found a proper mate. Go out and steal a female.
>>28444744
That kinda sounds like a crime, Famalam
What is /r9k/'s opinion on ThinkPads? Are they a meme?
Much like a BMW 116D, thinkpads are mostly seen as fleet laptops for businesses.
>dude look at me I'm a hipster faggot who browses /g/: the laptop
>>28444140
/g/ memes aren't bad.
lets get a /comfymusic/ thread going. whats your jam for today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d01XRSB-7dA
Your music is absolutely horrible, OP.
No wonder nobody wants to be your friend desu
nothing, nowhere is pretty comfy desu, albeit quite emo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bja5lO2uCkQ
>>28444265
my nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQWC0a9-Bas
What's it like being a robot in Europe?
>>28444083
Just vote Hilary Clinton and you'll get the full effect.
Vote Hilary Clinton 2016
Same thing as the US except you have a much smaller pool of people to be friends with, a much smaller pool of people in a certain profession that you want to get into, since there's so few people in a specific country/language, you have a much lesser chance of running into someone who's outside of the mainstream (like if you're a furry in the US, no problem, if you're a furry in Italy, good luck with that).
Unless you're in a handful of countries that have NEETbux you're fucked as far as general quality of life and employment goes.
tl;dr it sucks.
Lithuania fag here
It's not too bad but a lot of women are super egoistic and self centered. It's a theme where you almost can't get a gf, because every single grill thinks she's better than you even if she's a borderline ugly cuck.
>DUDE CARS LMAO xDD
Anyone find it funny that normies have autistic obsessions with shit like cars or sports and it is seen as socially acceptable?
>>28444056
How is it even possible to be that shit at parking?
>>28444056
Those faggots probably can't even change a tire. Fixing your own car is pretty damn rewarding actually.
>>28444056
>being this bitter over people having hobbies
And you wonder why you're a friendless virgin, lmao.
All you socially awkward fags are detrimental to society. You should all off yourselves. There's absolutely no reason why you should continue your worthless lives. Be jealous of my superior genes and sigma.
>superior genes
>face looks downy mixed with tractor
Yes very jealous.
>>28444813
Jealous inferior. Go back to your basement you pathetic slime. I bet you still live with your parents. Probably a virgin too. I've fucked at least 30 different women. You masturbate to anime too, don't you you scum. I can beat your ass any time anywhere.
Theres retarded bait and then theres this
>tfw at the office reading 4chan
>read something funny
>go get coffee can't stop thinking about it
>get nervous
>try to hold but can't
>start laughing
>want to stop but when I think about it again I can't help but chuckle
>people think I'm a weirdo
>this also happened when I got a hair cut (browsing while waiting)
>>28443992
>what are you laughing at anon?
>"oh nothing, just a joke my friend told me earlier"
>oh really? what's the joke?
>>28444031
Inside joke, would take far to long to explain and it might not be funny to you.
That's what I tell folk
>>28443992
>browsing 4chan in public
It's like you want people to think you're a creep
>tfw porn addict
>above and anxiety causing ED during actual sex
I hate myself desu
Iktf bro. I couldn't lose my virginity the other day because of it, but right now I have a massive boner just because I scrolled past some porn.
Buy generic viagra. There are sites that sell it from India cheap as fuck. Like .40 cents a pill. Worked for me. Either that or stop looking at porn I guess.
>tfw addicted to catfishing
>tfw ruining my back because my favorite edging position is lying on my stomach on my bed with my penis tucked back
>tfw I've discovered a man while catfishing who holds a position in his church, but also has done oral with guys, cheated on his wife, and wants her to be bi
>tfw I have his position roughly narrowed down and am considering sending letters outing him to his higher ups
>feminist women are literally encouraging eachother to gain weight
>I'm in the sentiment of the fatter the better
>tfw we're just gonna have more disgusting fucking fat whores that just eat more and more because "M-Muh feminism"
>tfw no winking wan wan
>>28443953
>tfw no qt shibe to share my life with
>>28443953
Huskyposter, do you fuck female huskies? Is that what you actually mean by "winking"?
Who here has had gf's and sex and thinks it isn't all that great...?
Me. Unless I'm drunk, I'd rather just jerk off.
I'm stuck in a relationship I don't want to be in :(
>>28444014
>I'm stuck in a relationship I don't want to be in :(
What, are you exploiting her for money or something?
If not then just break up with her. She can't force you to stay with her.
You can just sever ties.
>>28443904
Holy shit, thank God, I thought I was the only one. Honestly, it's more of a chore than anything
>tfw no Japanese bf
;_;
>>28443857
Contrary to what anime shows you, Japanese men do not have blue eyes.
Just get a slav bf with Asian features.
i always sit in the last row on the window side in a room, so im pretty much Japanese.
iktfb ;_;
How do I get one? I don't want a Japanese American BF so I'm not just going to move to Torrance and try to pick one up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7PAYhmoKkA
how is he doing that
Because the girls think it's fun. They don't actually want to sleep with him or date him though.
>>28443898
why did he get their numbers
>>28443848
That's fake. They are all actors
WAGEKEKS CANNOT RECOVER FROM THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI
>text to speech
no thanks
>>28443818
it's pretty good but you need to slow the text to speech down a little, guy is talking at 100 miles an hour.
>>28443818
do more of these pepe, please
