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>>28376535
Who here /ISS/ because they've skipped too many days?
>>28442630
>/ISS/
International space station?
I used to try to get sent there on purpose. Its the only way i cpuld get some quite time to work and read at my big high school
>>28442655
Yes
Vhhbvcgb. V
Real talk: Is the whole robot thing a joke? Or are you guys actually virgins and stuff?
>real talk
get out normie
Flawlessly composed question
This entire board is run by one person and it is a satirical piece.
You've just been memed.
Former neets where would some one start their climb out of neet hell?
>No driver license and fear of driving at 23
>No job
>Former alcoholic and substance abusing father kicking me out of home
>Only have $2500 saved up
>>28442573
>father off probation, and back to doing cocaine
A job. Any job. This is more important than even housing at this stage.
>>28442989
Hunting down places that are hiring as i posted this. The area I live in has a lot of shopping centers near apartments, so Iv'e been walking around the 3 closest shopping centers looking for work.
>Most Ive interacted with people in months
Why do chicks let guys give them a facial? Its degrading and it will hurt if it gets in their eyes. They can just tell a guy not to do it and they won't. I mean, theres no way they could like it, right?
>>28442493
Many girls think it is pretty hot, desu. It also happens by accident a lot.
>>28442493
Because some get serious cash,some because they like being degraded in life,while others like it because it is a part of a man they have feelings for.
>>28442537
Ah god I am accidentally spraying my jizz in your eye oops my bad my dick slipped.
*Bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaappppppppppfuuuhuhushhhhhwhhshhhhrippppppffttttttthisss*
Ah~Haha sorry anon, I've been holding that in for like an hour. Oh man, that REALLy stinks lol.
Cute anime girls doesn't fart. Please go away!
*fpppffrrtttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaasssssssssssssss*
Ahhhh. The room smells pretty bad already, so you don't mind a few of my stinky NEET farts in the air, right, anon? Hehe, you're so cute, are you trying to sniff it up?
>>28442483
Can you give me some good fart doujins or something?
What is r9ks view of the Israel/Palestine conflict. I hate Muslims but I also hate Israel.
Jews and muslims killing eachother is a good thing, maintain the status quo.
Israel would have been great if they didn't choose to live among angry Muslims. Total bonehead move.
Palestinians are locals who are being displaced
They are also violent dirty dangerous Muslims
All muslims should be killed off.
The problem is the speed at which the land is being colonized. They should have just killed/moved all the muslims when they colonized in the 40s/50s now with all the PC cunts around removing them gets global backlash. Atleast the kikes have indoctrinated the Holocaust card into everyone white person on earth.
>yfw you realized free will was a fucking illusion
The most fundamental interactions in the universe are not deterministic.
It isn't. Only autistic edgelords think otherwise.
>>28442413
>the brain is quantum!!
HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DO I FUCKING LOSE WEIGHT?
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eat less, this comment was unsurprisingly unoriginal.
>>28442365
How to do it is actually simple
But being motivated and staying motivated is the hard part
You can either do it, or you cant
Stop eating fatass
Does anyone else only ever feel active and motivated to do things during the night? Between 12-6AM ive always felt the most active. Even when i have a normie sleep cycle i dont feel as good as i do between 12-6. Theres just something magical about that time.
>>28442346
it seems like that way because your brain produces growth hormones during the night.
you are actually at the same level as you are during day time but because you don't know your trueself you assume that during the night time that you are a creative vampire.
and also while it is dark it looks better, and when it is day time it will be same shit as anything you have done during the daay time.
>>28442346
yeah, daytimes are oppressive
night feels like an infinite quiet
>>28442441
Do you say this because of the drawing because it isnt mine, its just something i saw on /x/ ages ago
I'm so miserable all I want to to is an hero. What do?
i..
i dont know
i wish i could help but i cant even help myself
>>28442234
>find good streaming site that allows gore
>ask for methods
>pussy out while on stream
>>28442264
I want to make connections and have friends but I'm so awkward I can't. I have a group I talk to but once school finishes they're going to drift away. It sucks. Knowing that I'm slipping into that hell again
hey robots, do you like kpop?
Kpop is shit
I live in Korea.
No.
>>28442587
teacher, armyfag or actual Corean?
So, what day of nopoop are you guys on?
I'm on day 10 myself. Finally getting to it after all these relapses. This is the one.
I can already feel the pressure building in my colon and the extra test flowing through my system as the pressure grows. I feel like I could do anything!
>>28442022
Like day 5 or something, I don't keep exact track.
Who /bloody anus/ here?
>caved in and used a laxative
>torrential diarrhea for 3 days straight
>>28442143
>use a laxative
>a week goes by
>nothing happens
sh-should i be worried?
Ive been using 500mg phenibut almost daily. It has cured my social anxiety. Before I couldn't look people in the eyes and now I can even talk a bit. Most I've taken was 7g, was testing the waters to see how it felt. I almost feel as though I'm not gonna be stuck a robot the rest of my life.
You do realize that any substance used like this will cause an issue when you no longer take it?
>>28442045
Yea I'm not new to drugs at all
>phenibut every day
wew, stop that, once a WEEK is pushing it. tolerance and withdrawals are going to absolutely wreck you dude.
![the_ascension_by_jimmulvaney-d5yqj73[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d9uOJP3.jpg "the ascension by jimmulvaney-d5yqj73[1]")
>tfw haven't eaten in 12 days
are you in any pain? do you just drink water?
>tfw used to do this all the time as a teenager
>tfw too used to hedonism now
I USED TO BE SO STRONG, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
>>28441969
have you transcended your physical container yet OP?
Really good looking people (9.5+) have actually never treated me wrong. People that bully are usually not all that attractive.
you are one nice guy op
>>28442182
for you
incase ANYONE was wondering this comment has been confirmed to be an original comment, thanks for reading this PSA
>>28441959
Lets be honest "nice guys" are not nice but seek to posses their girl to show society that they are not worthless. Chads (unlike Staycies) however are actually realy nice persons to be around.
