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Am I balding?vI don't want to go bald.
Try sleeping on the couch instead of a bed.
>>28445600
take finasteride RIGHT NOW
>>28445600
is this just wet? or with some pomade/gel in it? Looks bad desu m8.
Alright /r9k/
Probably gonna kill myself some time tomorrow. Need some advice.
I was home alone today and wanted to test what would happen if I were to take some aluminum foil
and wrap it so it makes two sticks that I could put into one of pic related.
I'm not a complete idiot, so I set it up with the power off and when i went to test it, I touched both aluminum with only one hand. (And yes, it fucking hurt)
My question is:
What would happen if I were to grab one "stick" with my left hand, and the other "stick" with my right hand?
Would I die?
Would the house burn down?
Would the power cut out at some point?
Please just tell me everything that might happen if I do this.
pls respond to my thread guys, i live in a big appartment complex and a lot of things could go wrong here
>>28445593
This is a stupid idea, OP. Don't do this.
>>28445593
I am not going to help you commit suicide. Get your shit together.
Have you ever known anybody you were afraid of?
>>28445496
>afraid of humans
are you joking, or?
>>28445597
No. What kind of post is this? Are you trying to come off as some measly humans role player or do you not believe a reasonable person could be afraid of another person?
Yeah, you. You scare me.
Have you noticed people with social anxiety, low self esteem, problems connecting to peers socially and other problems are always unattractive? Is that why they're like that in the first place? Why do the losers and the unwanted of society have these problems? Good looking people never have these.
Because they're bullied and receive negative reinforcement for having inferior genetics. Not always even explicitly. It completely changes the way people behave towards you.
>>28445605
first post best post.
ugly people have it uphill all life
Looks are malleable, aren't they. I wouldn't have had such a shitty jaw if my parents weren't too stupid to fix it in time. No surprise, they were idiots about a lot of other things too.
>tfw no twinkboi bf to blow me after playing LoL together
>>28445338
Fucking hell, he needs to cut his hair. It doesn't even make sense in the context of the show to keep it like that, it would royally fuck him.
He should also get an acting coach.
>>28445487
It's even longer now.
>chan chan
Are you from /tv/?
What's the first thing that came to your mind while looking at pic reIated?
"Closet gay with his beard"
That could be us, but I'm too much of bitch to make a move.
>>28445328
>men who are more attractive and successful with women than me are gay
Nice coping mechanism there champ.
Who else /RuinedTheirOnlyChance/ here. Share your stories.
>>28445225
>could have good grades if worked hard
>didn't
>>28445272
So much this... Money... Pussy... Pride... It could have been mine
>>28445225
>could have had a 5/10 french gf since almost 2 years ago
>she wanted to go out too much
Mommy's about to go to the store, want me to buy you anything anon?
Some goddamn self esteem
someone who cares for me?
I must have lost it completely that I am hallucinating.
1 girlfriend please, mummy dearest
>talking to gf about flirting
>"I feel like if a guy were to flirt with me right infront of you you'd just stand there and not say anything"
>"like i feel like maybe you wouldn't understand what was happening until after then you'd get mad at me instead"
Does my gf think I'm a cuck? She was laughing the whole time she was saying thiswe've been together for 3 years
>>28445171
>mhhhh I need advices about my relatonship with my gf where should I post.
>oh right /r9k/
How about you fuck off elsewhere with your "problems" you faggot normie?
>>28445171
Maybe you just aren't that good at flirting and she was ribbing you for it. She still loves you in spite of it if she's been with you for three years so there's something.
>>28445171
yeah go fuck yourself friendo this whole post is pointless
How come everyone has had sex expect me?
>except me
Not really. Besides it's a result of many things. It's multifaceted. It can't imputed to only one thing like "i'm ugly lol ;_;" like many retards like to think.
They tried instead of being brainwashed by /r9k/ and counting vidya and anime as their only hobbies
Because you can't spell.
>being over 13
>still playing Nintendo games
l0l tb0
It's about rape
Is Annie telling the truth?
>tfw me mum is making me get a job
>tfw want a job but working shows how much of an unaware and sheltered retard you are to everyone so you keep putting off from finding work
>>28445056
>manage to get job
>show up early, work hard, try to ignore other people's passive aggressiveness/your own thoughts and do the job
>get fired anyway
>>28445172
>Same thing.
>Boss hated me for no reason, well he was shorter then me.
>Had string of failed jobs.
>Feels utterly hopeless.
>Why am I not good enough?
>wake up
>open eyes
>see literally this
what do you do?
3d shit?
3d shit
Detain intruder
>>28444918
wake up again.
fuck the robot, its all inception
Who was in the wrong here?
tbo.
>>28444916
It was women's fault for being attracted to brutes instead of drop dead gorgeous gentlemen.
>>28444916
Their parents for passing on faulty Asian genetics.
>>28445379
but everyone loves mayli, stop pretending they dontand I'd fuck emma if I knew it wouldnt be recorded or traced back to me
Remember: if you are above 20 years old and still a KV, you have absolutely no chance to turn this around.
You missed making relationships in the teenage years, which are essential.
You will never, ever kiss a girl. Accept it.
or could just go to Asia where there are tons of kissless handholdless virgin women in their 20's and 30's.
>>28444975
> tons of kissless handholdless virgin women in their 20's and 30's.
no there aren't, lmao
Chad still exists in Asia
>>28444897
I'm a KHHFV (kissless, hugless, handholdless, friendless virgin), so is there like, negative chance for me or what?
