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Intact thread. Cutfags stay home
what should one post here?
>>28448615
>mfw the foreskin is sticking and I pull it
GET THE FUCK OUT FUckiNG UNCUT NIGGERS
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR I DIDN'T ASK FOR DR GOLDSTEIN TO CUT ME
GIVE IT BACK
GIVE IT BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Any robot has experience of working on cruise ship?
>>28448552
you will work around a bunch of minorities. pajeets... eurofags... maybe some hot chinks if you're lucky. much higher than average homo population as well.
pay generally sucks. but it sure beats watching anime in your mom's basement. so go for it.
>>28448552
Yeah, I worked on a Norwegian Cruise Line ship for three months. Filipino male, 27.
Not a job for depressed, antisocial, unmotivated robots (which is why I got fired). Was expected to cater to asshole fatass American tourists waddling around 24/7 bitching because their drink had 5 ice cubes when they asked for 6, deal with psychotic OCD manager who would cuss me out in Tagalog in front of the guests with a big smile like he was telling me I had just been promoted, and tons of cute co-workers who thought I was raw sewage.
Exhausting, brutally humiliating and repetitive work for shit pay, only interact with people when they were ordering me around or complaining about something I couldn't do fuck all about ("tell the captain to slow the boat down, it's rocking too much!!" seriously, I heard that at least twice a week). Cramped quarters with people you'd never associate with otherwise...I bunked with two faggy American theater students who thought being in a shitty show on a no-name cruiseship meant they were one step from stardom. One blew farts all the time because his ass muscles were so destroyed.
The only good part was getting free time in port, but I was always in trouble, so I only did that once. But it was good to walk around and sneer at the Mexicans.
Got written up for shit like being rude to the guests and being late for shifts, then was told I was done. Figure that's 3 months off my time in Hell.
>>28448670
>his contemplating existence face
If a girl hugs you from behind,does it count as losing your hug virginity?
>hug virginity
Holy shit anon, go outside ffs
>>28448545
You only lose hug virginity if there is skin on skin contact. As in, you both need to be shirtless.
>>28448545
>being THIS beta
real talk, no it doesn't. It has to be a legitimate front hug to count.
You have ten seconds to post your dankest memes right now in this thread or I'll do it for real.
>i crie everytime ;___;that's the dankest meme i have desu senpai
>>28448377
It's dat boi
I don't understand the meme but it seems dank
>>28448377
lol no u wont bitch
Who else birthday boy?
Truly only the smugest of frogs are born in May.
>>28448282
happy birthday froggo
in two and a half weeks
Are mayborns doomed to become robots?
Maybot reporting in. Less than a week from now.
Life is suffering.
Something really unusual happened to me today.
>shopping at Home Depot hoping to find cacti
>checking out and one of the cashiers has a MASSIVE stack of horror DVDs
>he asks me if I like horror movies
>say yes against my better judgement (I watch horror movies at least twice a week)
>he gives me four DVDs from the stack, his coworkers laugh, they all seem to be in on it
>get home and find I was given pic related
The DVDs themselves all appear to be in near-mint condition, despite the boxes being worn out. Should I risk checking them out and potentially discovering CP, snuff, viruses or God knows what else?
Why would they laugh?
Did he give these to u free?
>>28448247
It was kind of like a nervous laugh, like they were embarrassed by the situation and were laughing it off or something. The DVDs were completely free.
>buy an old dvd player off ebay
problem solved, if you're scared about popping them in your PC.
Who /obscurewaifu/ here?
>>28448090
Heyyyyy I remember that show.are you Canadian?
Forget what it was called though, starred some red sweatered boy with poofy hair right?
>>28448358
I think its called Jacob Double, but it might be different in english.
>>28448411
Holy shit
Jacob Two-Two????
how do I tell if my hymen is intact? it's hard to see everything down there.
>>28447999
Send me a picture.
T. Gynecologist
>>28447999
why would it even matter?
with what purpose do you want to know?
>guy who read a book on human sexuality
>>28447999
Come over here and I'll sex you. If you bleed afterwards, your hymen was intact.
ITT: We make waifus.
I'll post one I made yesterday to start.
>>28447976
You don't pick your wafiu op. Your wafiu picks you
yellow waifu
mmmmfkvckfkdmjs
*Inhales deeply*
Aaaahh... smell that air!
>>28447938
you didn't win the lottery kid
smells like piss jugs
>>28447938
Yesssssss. Please keep up the good work. I want to see comfy NEET Pepe in all kinds of adventures.
What is the most normie political position, and why is it center-left?
>>28447870
>I'm a "classical liberal"
>>28447914
>I'm a phoneposter
Right libertarianism is the most rational
>Be me, 21 year old university student
>Visit a bar on a Sunday night
>Bar is empty besides a 9/10 blonde qt
>Approach the fair maiden
>"M'lady"
>Tip my fedora in a charming display of reverence
>Reach into my trench coat and pull out my ocarina
>Begin to serenade qt with Zelda's Lullaby
>She is speechless from my song, with mouth agape
>6'3" Chad McThundercock comes from the restroom
>"What are you doing to my girlfriend, faggot?!"
>I am aghast at this revelation
>The fair maiden is a harlot betrothed to a ruffian!
>"Nothing anymore, now that I know she is a harlot!"
>Chad demands I apologize to his woman
>"Never you knave"
>Chad raises his hand to strike my beautiful, 350 pound body
>I drive my boot into his nads, before he may injure me
>Chad falls to the ground with a yelp
>The harlot is shocked and motionless
>I swiftly kick her roast beef flaps, to prevent violent retaliation from her
>Chad and the harlot are on the ground
>Both are whimpering and grasping their STD infested genitals
>I tip my fedora to the surprised barkeep
>Lay a crisp, $10 bill on his bar to compensate for the mess
>Grab my ocarina and proudly leave the bar
Hopefully I sterilized these normies, so they may not produce disreputable offspring.
Fucking normies. I hope they all become sterilized.
>Lay a crisp, $10 bill on his bar to compensate for the mess
Wagies don't deserve tips.
>swiftly kick her roast beef flaps
6/10 not bad nugger
What went wrong famalam?
She fucked about 40 guys to get back at her father then tried to act like she was in the right
Looks much better on the right.
>>28447860
>''what lies ahead''
seems fitting
who else here /nu/
bumperino
where my nu bros at?
>>28447772
>Obsessed with craft beer, can discusss their snobery for hours on end
>the kind of guys that camp out for super hero movie premieres
>Nerdy graphics T-shirt, new balance sneakers and a lanyard with some kind of stupid badge is the common outfit
>frequent gastropubs
>usually seen in groups of 5 guys and 1 girlfriend that everyone is secretly in love with
>Post on Gamefaqs Current Events.
>>28448189
>new balance sneakers
All right except for this. Only hipsters and guys who are into fashion wear those here
>ctrl+f
>no reee = loose thread
checkmate I hope you will have a bad day
Post yours and rage against anyone you'd like to
Don't let this thread die, pussies
Faggots, I lost
Fucking /b/-tier thread, fuck off.
