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Have you ever brought up a girl's feet in conversation? They spend so much time and money on them and I wish I could tell them how much I like how they take care of them.
Are Chad Footsexuals the only ones lucky enough to get to flirt with qt3.14s about their sexy feetsies?
>>28452930
2 options:
>Those shoes/sandals/socks are so cute
>Oooh your toenails look pretty
Either one will sound kind of gay (to guys - girls won't think so or at least won't call you out), but they won't mind the attention unless they're mean.
And seriously, if you plain old say "your feet are sexy", even if it's your girlfriend.. she might call you a creep. It's something you have to work your way up to. Like..
> "hey girl let me cum on your feet"
> "Lol wtf anon that's weird"
>"Yeah ik but I already came on your face and belly, just want something new"
How should you offer a platonic foot massage?
You should fuck them first then you can do whatever you want with their feet.
this isn't the 1950s. She isn't going to be like "Well! I was happy letting you shove your cock into my vagina but now that you've started rubbing your cock on my feet, you can forget it!"
There's a couple across the street and they're having sex in the middle of the living room and they've fucked for A FULL HOUR NOW.
HOW DID THAT GUY'S DICK NOT FALL OFF???
And he's super lazy he's been on top for 2 mins otherwise it's just been her.
Seriously I can barely for for 30 mins and that's only if I go slow.
>>28452899
go over and ask if you can switch in
>>28452938
Why would I want to fuck some guy with an unstoppable cock for an hour.
he might have trouble staying hard.
quite often I can 'fuck' for a long time but really what is happening is taht my dick is slowly losing hardness until I change positions or think of something to do that I find hot to get hard again then I fuck her a bit more while steadily losing hardness.
Eventually I just stop without cumming.
Quite a lot of the time I cum once within 5 minutes of fucking, then for the rest of the evening it is as described above.
This has been the case with me for maybe 1.5 or 2 years. The only exception has been when I've been with a girl who had a super tight pussy. It felt so fucking good I could always cum from fucking her. the first night I was with her I came at least 4 times from like 9 pm to 4 am. (we watched a movie in between and stuff too)
Seriously though, why are there literally NO virgin girls over 18 (in the entire world) other than having something physically/mentally wrong with them or "waiting for marriage"?
>>28452854
is that aidra fox? how come she looks fucking hot in some productions but looks like a dogshit dime a dozen porn star in others
we are living in a simulation.
women and normies are just NPCs, there is no other explanation.
they already discovered some computer code invented in the 50s that is actually programmed into quantum physics, there is no other real explanation, this is one of the great mysteries, why are women such fools.
>>28452854
My wife was 25 when I took her virginity (before marriage). She isn't ugly at all, she just didn't want to put out for anyone until my suave ass came about. They're out there, I promise.
The ogre life ain't easy
>>28452849
This meme stopped being funny a year after the copypasta became a thing, which was about 3 years before that fucking youtube video was made.
Why does fucking tumblr have to ruin everything? Its like that shitty frog meme that was made purely because someone saw pepe and thought 'XD FROGS ARE FUNNY I WANT TO MAKE A FROG MEME'
>>28452897
What meme I'm talking about living life as an ogre I just posted the picture so non ogres could relate
>>28452942
HAHAHA ITS SO FUNNY!
"ITS ALL OGRE NOW!" AM I RIGHT?
Why don't white and Asian boys like black girls?why don't you like me?
For the most part, black girls are the only ones I'm able to to really feel bad for because they actually have it somewhat difficult unless they're fairly attractive.
I'm a fat white neckbeard who faps to black girls all the time but never sees attractive ones IRL.
>>28452974
Save me from Tyrone Senpai
>>28452805
>tfw there are no black girls in my country
>:(
I deserve to have a girlfriend
>>28452768
But anon, none of us "deserve" anything.
Everything you have in life, is a direct consequence of the things you do.
So work hard, improve yourself, your social skills, and physical abilities, and presto; gf.
We deserve nothing in life. Nature has no concept of one creature being more deserving that another.
>>28452768
Your kind isn't welcome here, that's straight up misogyny.
who ugly here? Is ugly the only reason you are a robot?
orignal mamu
>>28452672
I think most of us are ugly but could improve if we actually took care of ourselves.
Me, I'm pretty ugly right now. Slightly overweight, acne and acne scarring, heavy eyebags, pale skin.
>>28452770
donno man, a lot of people on here are actually average
>>28453337
Nah, maybe just you fucking normie.
Get out.
ITT: nice feels
>tfw you cook/bake something and it comes out properly
I started baking for that very reason. Fresh bread is fantastic.
>tfw you break your squat PR
its very easy since i dont squat much
>your new gun part installs without a hitch
>you time the comp perfectly on the first try
>the handguard you ordered as a gift for a friend randomly had two day shipping
When do you guys plan to end your lives?
I'm not sure if I want to call it a plan. It's more like a last resort for me.
as soon as my parents kick the bucket i'm getting into a car , driving far far away into nowhere and running a tube from the exhaust into the car and taking a nap
>>28454488
Lol this doesn't work with modern exhaust systems, try again
If you could make any aspect of fiction real, which would you choose?
I'd make mecha real. I don't care if I even get to pilot them, mecha are just so cool. They're like the pinnacle of engineering.
OP's got the 'tism
probably make IRL girls as qt as anime grills
>>28452653
where the fuck do you think you are
Magic, no contest.
I just want to be a powerful shaman.
what is the average age of users on this board?
23 here
18 here
born june 6 1997 in coon rapids MN
it's probably like 17
I'm guessing 16 with the amount of these "im in highschool help me with prom im totally a 18 yr old senior :DDDD"
Would you have sex with this man?
No, unless he paid me upwards of tens of thousands of dollars for it.
>>28452607
How about an expensive candlelight dinner in the most expensive restaurant in town. Followed by a helicopter flight to one of his massive 60 story skyscrapers. Then an evening in a multimillion dollar suite with crystal chandeliers, gold trim, and a large, comfy, lacy bed to spend the night in?
If our age difference were less than 20 years, probably.
I'm a sucker for New York accents and arrogance.
Thing is though, I'm a real dog who gives off dyke vibes so the Trumpster wouldn't go for me anyway.
ITT post comfy music videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aae_RHRptRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb7P1-I2KHI
nothing comfier than jesus expressing his rights as an american
https://youtu.be/hU3QvKqO2WM
>>28452609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuotDgZZBgE
>SJW cucks see nothing wrong with this
This is for good reason
Movements like Black Pride encourage blacks to be proud of their race, because many are not due to years of subjugation
movements like white pride are used primarily by white supremacist groups, groups which actively encourage viewpoints that aim to put down other races and see other races as inferior or subhuman
there aren't any groups that think blacks are a superior race which shouldn't mix with other races, but there are for whites
in fact, you probably feel yourself that whites are superior, don't you? only alt right "race realist" retards would think shit like this
do you not see this anon?
>>28452553
The black panthers, gays or asian street gangs haven't orchestrated the biggest systematic murder of specific ethnic groups throughout history. Nazis have.
That is all.
Marxism revolves around making the strong weaker and the weak stronger. News at 11.
Just wait for it to crash and burn, OP. What, you expected this to last?
>friend comes over
>house has his scent for days
>>28452530
Did you guys fuck or something?
Maybe he left a cumrag somewhere.
>>28452708
No I'm not a queer
I'm just saying, the smell of people lingers when they come to my house.
