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Can any of you satisfy me?
..this isn't awkward or anything.
I can. Question is if I want too
you can not even satisfy your husband, hillary, why should I bother with you?
>>28130258
what do I gotta do to get you to show me your dick senpai?
who else /lisp or speech impediment/ here?
>tfw it sounds like i'm spitting when I say "ch" "sh" "J" sounds, and I say them out of the side of my mouth.
>tfw it has affected my self esteem my whole life
>terrified of speaking in front of a lot of people, and very hesitant in conversations
>I go out of my way to try to think of words that don't have those sounds in them
>when ordering food and they ask what kind of cheese I want, I say "American or "swiss" even though I'd rather have cheddar or pepper jack, because I don't want to have to say them
Some of you probably have it worse than me. At least people can still understand me when I speak.
I tend to talk really fast and slur my words if I'm not paying attention.
I whistle slightly when I say S's and it makes me want to kill myself every day
>tfw talk fast and stutter like a meth head
Post a fetish tier chart that is actually accurate, because this one is total bullshit
>Furry on same tier as necrophilia
>Anal more degenerate than feet
>DP
>normalfag
>>28129863
>mexican sugar dancing
lol
>Floor Tiles
explain
TEst post
Pls do not post iTt
mischievous shenanigans
Nigger shigger
>>28129737
holy shit that's fucking cool as hell
>lose an argument
>keep replying to adversary until we are in a perpetual state of shitflinging
>he doesn't know I'm no longer serious or emotionally invested in the argument
>thread is just about to die
>make bait post, sage
>thread dies
>check archive later
>somebody replied to it in the archive because they didn't post in time to bump the thread
>>28131002
>replying to shit in the archive
fuck that just seems so lonely
>when you get banned and later check the archive and realize a mod ghost posted telling you they'll ban you for longer if you do it again in a really petty, self important way
/a/ mads are hilarious
Is the gym a good place to meet grils?
I keep hearing it is
where's the best place to meet fat chicks? and I mean attractive fat chicks, not disgusting tattooed hambeast fat chicks.
god damn she's #thick
>>28129468
Invest in a fixer upper on some dating site or try the mall, around the food court not even trying to joke around
Anywhere is a good place to meet girls if you can dress like a normie and not have desperation sloughing off of you like dead skin.
sea gulls are ALWAYS nuts. Attention seeking and always into rough hard sex.
There's nothing wrong with the latter
Do you wanna link the post on /cgl/ where they called you a little bitch, anon? I'll set em straight for you dw
>>28129375
>slut (or "former" slut)
>atheist
>obese (chubby is qt)
>mean to animals
>bad relationship with father
>no hobbies
>hates the idea of wearing a dress
>tattoos everywhere
>odd piercings (ear is fine, but no gauges or at the top)
>>28129375
>tfw I had to think for five minutes before realizing what "sea gulls" meant
Just say girls who post on /cgl/ next time, fuck all this internet slang bullshit, I don't have time to learn what everything means.
HOLY SHIT I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT ALL THE POINTLESS FUCKING DETAILS OF YOUR SHITTY LIFE WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FILL THE AIR WITH YOUR DISGUSTING GRUNTING AND SQUAWKING JUST GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE WITHOUT TRYING TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE AND KILLING ONE OF THE FEW MOMENTS OF PEACE AND QUIET I GET TO EXPERIENCE IN THIS MISERABLE JOKE OF AN EXISTENCE
I
DON'T
FUCKING
CARE
Are you doing okay there, anon? Need some help?
To whom is this directed
don't whizz on the electric fence
Even total autists like you lot should be able to solve something simple as this
Do not disappoint me r9cretins
>>28129261
Tell me how to play first you dumb pavement ape.
what kind of shit tier version of the game are you playing?
Fuck that, help me robros
>>28129324
wow, it's not brain surgery
from the letters you have to make a 6 letter word that somehow connected to the picture
that's it
At what age did you realise you could have been making the big bucks just by being born a 5/10+ female who pretends to be interested in games for a few hours a week?
>>28129199
Probably 15, but it was more of a realization that you could earn a nice living from doing so or stripping or porn or anything else really.
Is that even a woman?
Does anyone else look at someone like a moron whenever they imply that women in the west somehow have a hard life?
Ok, which one of you fags actually sent this to a girl?
>>28129136
>holy fucking shit dude
fucking dropped
you're right OP, what a dumb thing to say
>>28129136
>tfw I will never be a cute girl who could say YES!! to all the cute proposals I would get from cute boys like this
This is truly awful ... I said in a very original post
Is anybody else getting a problem where they can't get fully hard without watching porn? I can still fap and cum but my dick only reaches like half of its potential.
I think I need to cut down on my porn viewing.
>>28128989
yup I have it too. Also can't get hard for any women irl either. I've melted my brain with porn and I dont know how to get it back. Suicide seems like a good method.
Recondition yourself the opposite way. Whenever you see porn just slap your dick
>>28129515
I'm just going to try to stop watching porn entirely, I mean there's no reason that wouldn't fix it.
I first noticed there was a serious problem when I was literally groping a pair of perfect tits and shoving my hands down a girls' pants and my dick was hardly budging an inch. I had to pretend I wasn't in the mood for sex because my dick would just not rise to the challenge at all.
This is scary, I am only 21 years old, I can't get ED yet, I just can't.
Cats or dogs, /r9k/?
>>28128976
Neither. I unironically hate both of them.
>>28128976
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF YOU FAGGOTS
>>>/b/
I want a qt human girl not flithy animals.
>girl shows interest in me
>she's black
Had this happen to me before
Atleast they're outright about it
>>28129181
kek
original c.
>>28128974
Finish your pussy, there's starving virgins in r9k
ATTEN-SION ALL ROBOTS
This is now a trip friendly board, using a trip code helps identify and preserve our achievements, unlike Anonfags who are immature luddites
When everyone has a trip code, no one will
>>28128948
Long live /trip9k/
>>28128948
what board do you think you're on?
>>>/b/
stay there, and post your pointless, random threads where they belong.
this meme sucks guys
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