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What is the evolutionary purpose of women worship? It's clearly something inate for men to venerate and be clingy with women rather than learned behaviour, but this is the biggest possible repellant for women, who enjoy being dominated and treated as inferiors.
If we truly lived as a tournament species where the 20/80 ratio held fast then wouldn't these traits have been bred out, if they indeed existed when we were animals?
>>28126234
It's so we stay loyal to the woman we fuck and help raise the kid, increasing their chance of survival
Women are fine being worshipped, as long as it's by Chad
ITT: Swarms of people without any credentials or probably any education in Biology whatsoever pretend to know what they're talking about.
>>28126347
>swarm of ppl
>2 posts
>talking about education
stop projecting anon
I just had a giant fap and I'm craving a ciggie so fucking bad right now. I just want to lean back in my chair, listen to some Velvet Underground and have a couple of death sticks but I have none and all the nearby stores are closed. FUCK
try to get through it
challenge yourself
see how long you can go without cigs and fapping
know that it will be brutal, try to find your inner strength
come out on the other end a changed man with a new outlook on life, a healthier body, and an appreciation for your overall health
you can do it anon
I moved onto pipe smoking, doesn't make you feel sick and actually satisfies after a bowl rather than make you want another, also it's cheaper and not completely normie
>>28126202
I was born to be an addict, my father and his father before him were both addicts. I'm 18 and cigarettes are my first vice, I'm sure drugs and alcohol will come later. Should I end it before it gets worse?
>your race
>gender
>thoughts on indigenous men of the Polynesian and Pacific islands
>indigenous women of the Polynesian and Pacific islands
>the indigenous peoples of the Polynesian and Pacific Islands in general
>>28126173
>caucasian (german and italian genes mixed, brownish blond hair, brown eyes, white skin with a light brown tone)
>male
>they are my favorite race
>''
>>28126173
>Somali(100% Pure Bilis)
>Male
>I'm dating a Hawaiian/Hispanic chick and she's pretty nice
>I like hula dances and coconuts.
>>28126173
>your race
White.
>gender
Male.
>thoughts on indigenous men of the Polynesian and Pacific islands
Built pretty solid, can be very good looking because of that.
>indigenous women of the Polynesian and Pacific islands
Pretty ugly most of the time, the ethnicity favours being a male 100%. The woman are pretty gross.
>the indigenous peoples of the Polynesian and Pacific Islands in general
Neutral. There aren't a whole lot of them and global warming is sinking most of it. Most that I've met are leaning towards idiotic though. Sometimes they are very generous, kind and jovial (particularly the older generations). The younger ones have adopted African American gang culture in some areas and the females in particular can become quite notably violent and unkempt which is a deviation from the gender norms. The men have high testosterone and reap the benefits of that. The average IQ is around 85. I hope that's enough detail OP.
can we please talk?
I can't sleep and I dont feel so good
>>28126129
What do you want to talk about anon?
>>28126175
I dont know. what do you usually talk about?
>>28126129
Whats troubling you?
So I made an /r9k/ household in The Sims 4.
In this pic we have:
>Lauren Marchberry
Based on the singer, obviously. She's the resident cutiepie.
>Chad Thundercake
A chubby version of Chad. He wears a fedora and he's the only alpha male in the house.
>Brad Orbitson
He orbits Lauren.
And the last resident...
>Mark Neetowsky
Who's the typical NEET. He likes anime.
This is Chad socializing with the new neighbors. I wonder if I should pair him and Lauren together.
You should put a wizard character that's obese with weird clothes and is mentally unstable with character traits like depressed, angry, etc
So /r9k/, how would you react if a girl was stalking you?
>>28126110
Like anyone else in my life, determine wether she's po-po, and if not, then she's defo relationship material.
I like the crazy ones.
>>28126110
how do you stalk someone that just sits at hoem all day
depends if she's ugly or not
What makes a girl a slut to you? Obviously, not every single girl is a slut, and everyone has some standard of sexual history or behavior that they judge women by. What does a girl have to do to cross into the territory of being a whore?
Not trolling here, being completely serious.
> Obviously, not every single girl is
>Not trolling here
Hmmm
one who fucks a guy without being committed to him
>>28126059
if a bitch got titties like that
>tfw no Anglo gf to call you "cupcake"
but that is a picture of an asian woman
>>28126007
I'm sorry dear, you're just going to have to keep looking. I'm sure you'll find someone eventually. Good luck, love.
>>28126020
It's meant to express my feelings toward the feeling of not having an American/Canadian/British/Aussie/Kiwi gf to call me cupcake
>>28126043
Thanks
Who else /smoke weed everyday/ here?
Give me a reason why a robot shouldn't smoke weed. Protip: you can't.
>>28125760
>its not the pepe with the visuals once you click on it.
And ofcourse you smoke weed everyday. How else can you bare being alone 24/7/52?
I used to for two years.
Wasted all my money on it and got addicted(inb4) so i spend every single day of my life trying to get another 10 bucks so i could get my fix and feel normal and like i did something that day.
i was a wreck.
I'm glad i gave it up along with cigarettes and live a healthy life now.
Stoners fucking disgust me.
If I don't have any papers can I just tear a page out of a book or roll up some news paper or something and smoke that?
>tfw a solid 6
rate yourselves and hate yourselves
>Guy5 i'm so d3pre5s3d LOL
previously a 6, moved up to a 5
my insight was stolen from me and now I am half human
uncomfortable as fuck
>>28125702
some kind of mix between 3 and 5
My oneitis told me she can't be alone with a man without fearing they'll physically harm her.
She sent this message and it broke my heart: "Anon, I want to trust you, but I'm afraid to."
I'm 18, she's 16. What do?
>>28125531
She would love to be alone with chad baka
>>28125531
stop talking to teenagers who want drama and get ready for your 20s so its a smooth transition
>>28125563
This. Don't waste your life on trying to find love OP. Once chad gets a hold of her she will drop you in an instant
>girl sits next to you
>she starts preening and playing with her hair while lightly shaking her leg with her foot pointed upwards
>>28125516
>sit one seat across a girl
>she moves next to you
>she acts like she is just drawing something on the desk but the side of her hand is touching yours
>she has a bf
why
>girls sits next to you
>she unzips your pants and starts stroking your cock until you cum
>>28125591
I think you are not interpreting her behaviour correctly. Hands touching doesn't mean that she wants your spunk all over her.
who /winamp/ here? What music player do robots use?
foobar2000 on computer
shuttle+ on android
>>28125503
holy fuck I forgot winamp was even a thing. time to replace musicbee.
used it for 4 years now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8
/r9k/ goes for a ride
Why the fuck did they keep stopping?
Holy shit I remember this being posted here like May last year
This has to be one of the scariest videos out there, she was this close to permanent damage.... shit...
>tfw dream about being with pic related
>never been so happy before
>even in dream, keep doubting whether it's real
>wake up and want to die
dream machines when? VR isn't enough, I want to forget that it isn't real.
Please robots, I need to know this feel is shared by someone.
it happens and has happened to everyone, anon
>>28125321
Just take heroin m8
