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What the fuck do I do now?
stop replying, she don't want the D
>>28134047
I'm a little confused
Why would someone ask why they're coming over? Wouldn't they know why they're coming over before they decide that they want to in the first place?
And "I don't want it"? What?
>>28134070
shes my gf and she doesnt want the birthday d, what kind of niggery is this my brobot????
who /bitcoin/ here?
how many bitcoins have you got anon?
how'd you get them and what are you planning to spend them on?
>could have gotten into bitcoins back when they were first becoming a thing
>the hours upon hours I've spent on the Internet instead of making friends or learning skills could have finally been useful for something
>could have finally made my family proud and done something useful
>instead took a look at it, thought it was too confusing and figured it wouldn't take off anyway, and just went back to watching anime, playing video games, and posting on 4chan
>>28134106
Yep, are you me? I still remember when bitcoins were $2 usd
>>28134134
>>28134106
same story here anons
>had $1000 USD in mtgox when they were $5 each
>didn't buy
>he is 6'+ in height
>he STILL can't get a job or girlfriend
You are a right failure is this applies to you. It doesn'tmatter if your a skeleton or a fat lard, tall men get priority over short men in everything because height is a socio-economic status symbol in America. This cannot be denied. Fuck yourselves for being born gifted while not using it to your advantage, you pathetic bastards.
>>28133893
>tfw 6'2" skelly
>tfw the only girls who give me attention are highschooler freshmen
Fuck off Manlet, pussy market is fucked up because of beta orbiters inflating pussy value.
I have to out Chad other chads to keep all my girlfriends around and that is hard work.
>>28133947
No you don't. Not even in the degree short dudes have to. All you have to do is not be a faggot, take care of yourself, and put in effort to get a girl because your stature is inherently masculine. You literally just suck that hard.
this girl is better looking than anzu. Do you agree with this statement?
>>28130940
post anzu for comparison bebe
>>28130965
This boney thing with bulimia cheeks
>>28130940
>girl
ebin maymay tripfaggot
I just sent this in to be approved as my debit card. Think they'll approve it?
Jews probably own the company that makes the debit cards, so no
>>28133745
>2016
>using the plastic Jew
Wew lad
>>28134227
How else can I conveniently buy shit
tickle me, /r9k/
>these are the fembots calling us manchildren
For how long, OP?
I need to see some feet before I can commit.
Good job with the tripfag hysteria, lads. Mods are deleting the fuck out of threads and issuing bans.
at least there are no 300+ post Eliza or Erica thread anymore
>>28129563
What's going on? Haven't been by in a while. Are we finally purging tripfaggotry?
>>28129563
>the mods exist
feels good man
shit it /soc/-tier
>Post in a thread
>It immediately dies
This place used to be a safe haven from the normlettes outside, now it's almost as bad here.
What should I do?
>>28133649
>not even normal enough for /r9k/
Sounds like it's time for you to go to wizardchan anon.
>>28133667
too normal, I've gotten my dick wet years ago
>>28133688
You shouldn't even be here then desu. Fuck off, normie.
my gf is getting fat :(
even worse, she is black
>>28133735
are you blind
Ill take her off your hands if you don't want her anymore OP
>tfw no fat gf
>>28133768
look at her face in the right picture. she looks part black.
You are a normie if you own a gaming laptop.
>>28133599
>gaming laptop
I just use a normal laptop and game on it, with the games set to low/ultra low settings
never understood why normies specifically buy a gaming laptop
>>28133638
>normal laptop
But normal laptops have intel integrated graphics.
>>28133599
>fell for the gaming laptop meme
>comparing how much i spent 3 years ago to what i could have in a desktop today
>mfw
only good thing is im not a poor fag so in the fall i will be building a rig to replace the laptop im using now
This job is fucking cancer. Ask me anything you robots want about it.
>>28133584
Can I have a bigmac
picrelated
Do you/have you ever seen someone spit in or tamper with a customer's food in a negative way?
>>28133614
Would you like the meal or just the sandwhich?
>tfw getting the same surgery
Good luck!
Surgery sucks
i have an open bite too but i dont care its only mild
id rather live with it then have my face fucking cut open
>>28127852
Thanks anon, I love you
original
Have we reallly gotten that bad?
Yes. Even fucking /b/ didn't make it on there
If /b/ isn't on there then it's wrong.
I would say /a/ and /b/ are worse.
We're getting pretty bad but we aren't that low yet.
Can some fellow robots PLEASE help me with this.
I'm in high school, (not underaged) and I'm stuck with these kids for a project where we have to record ourselves to make a fake television airing.
I'm already miserable about my looks and a kid in my group kept recording me with the tablets we had provided. I felt like I wanted to die, it wasn't just the recording, it was everything that day that happened pileing on top of that. I really do fucking not want to be recorded and do this. I thought I could get out by not writing a script for my part, but some fucking idiot decided to be "nice :^)" and write three fucking paragraphs for me. Please help me get out of this. We're recording tomorrow.
If you're really 18 and a senior just tell them to fuck off and don't even do the project. I mean won't you be graduated in like a month or two? I'm guessing you're really in 9th grade or something tho
Write down everything you dislike about your appearance and work on fixing them.
>>28133479
It's all genetics, that would cost thousands upon thousands in surgery to fix.
If you lived to be 1000 years old would you be able to lose your virginity within that time or is it hopeless?
There are a lot of people alive and there will be a lot more people alive in that time. At least one has to be curious about what fucking a 500 year old man is like.
I'd be 3x the wizard
>>28133263
Made me laugh more than it should have.
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