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>be in therapy
>make a joke to therapist
>therapist doesn't laugh
>mfw
>>28150079
>be in therapy
>say something serious to therapist
>therapist laugh
>mfw
>be by myself
>think of a joke for me
>laugh
livin the dream
>>28150079
>start seeing new therapist
>it's a fucking woman
>ask for new therapist
I fucking hate this ironic Ray William Johnson wannabe jesus fucking christ i hate youtubers.
>most boards have lengthy celebrity circle jerks that bumps off real discussion
NO ONE CARES TALK ABOUT THEM ON THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR SUBREDDIT
Ethan is a bandwagon moral faggot who criticizes others for making fun of kids when many of his videos are making fun of people under 18.
Also he ripped of Jim and Derrick for Vape Nation, and before that ripped off Sam Hyde.
>inb4 he gives credit in the description
Only after Sam Hyde contacted him angrily and told him he wants credit, as explained in his How I Survived High School Part 2 video.
By the way, I love his video where someone asks him his influences, and he says Tim and Eric. He then goes on to explain he hasn't watched them in years and doesn't like them at all anymore because they "never evolved".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKdpn5Ifb4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ufw9tDaJ-w
So don't watch them. Problem solved.
Post your favourite art, robotsinb4 Hieronymus Bosch
>>28148802
I like this one f.a.m
>>28148802
Bumping with some neoclassical shit
cute loli feetz
>You're country
>Have you ever tasted cum?
1. Sweden
2. YES
>inb4 Sweden and Yes
>>28148317
Sweden
and
Yes
What is your deepest, darkest secret?I don't have one
>>28148094
Pretty sure I accidently killed a hobo a few years ago
>>28148166
Were you one of those bumfights kids?
>>28148094
like fat chicks
I hugged my pillow and cried while thinking of a girl and did so regularly. I don't cry about it anymore but I still hug it while daydreaming about her
Faction
Endless
Stormtroopers
Chesterfield
There is nothing slutty about openly admitting to a stranger that you've done anal
Nope not slutty at all
>ask question
>she bees herself and honest
what's wrong here?
>>28146644
That's fucking hot in a really slutty way
Poleaboo pics when edition
>>28146560
Pics of what? His cock?
Who /donkmusic/ here?
And the sea isn't green
Post waifus
Anyone else remember when we fought back againt racism and authoritarianism with snarky memes?
Fucking leave reeeeee3e3eee3e3
>>28146183
They also used to post cp all the time.
>>28146183
Yes, and now we are swarmed with /pol/ and conservative religious nutjobs. Sad, like the death of an era.
Saddest shit you got
make me depressed
All i got m80
>>28145457
sad but wtf did he expect if he only invites three people
>>28145577
He thought he had three friends
How do you feel about dating a trap?
I think I would enjoy it, but I would be unwilling to do it because my family would know I was a fag.
I want to, even more than I want a real girl nowadays, but they always turn me down. I'm a piece of shit though so its fair.
>>28142472
I'm not sure. I wouldn't mind it but ultimately I'd rather be the trap in the relationship so I don't know how well it would work out.OP you know he's dead right
Anime!
What do you watch this season?
Jojo no Kimyou na Bouken: Diamond wa Kudakenai
AOTS desu lads
>>28140230
I still haven't watched any Jojo. From the pictures it looks so over the top and "omg le masculine and randumz" that it puts me off. Is it worth giving it a go anyways or is it pretentious overrated shit like Monogatari?
>>28140230
> JoJo
I bet you watch big bang theory to huh you fucking normie.
That Customer Edition
>That customer who spends an hour in the store and leaves without buying anything
>That customer who asks for a receipt for a purchase costing less than $5
>That customer who treats you as a free psychiatrist to complain to
>"oh don't worry, I just printed those!"
>"hehe I guess since it won't scan it's free, right"
>total is 19.73
>"oh I remember that year like it was yesterday :-) I was working as a bellhop at a hotel in Dallas and I remember..."
>grown adult goes to the bathroom and somehow manages to get pee and poo all over the floor
>That customer who is also clearly a robot and just akwardly waits at the counter for service while your colleagues ignore him.
>You serve him and he's speech pattern is all over the place, too fast, too slow, holds his money out way before you've processed anything and then puts the money down again.
I try to make it as easy as possible for you lads, i swear.
This is one of my favorite screencaps from /r9k/
>"I'm looking for a man, not a boy"
>>28133012
correct response
>looking for a wife not a whore
>>28133012
here in orange county, the trend for girls is to mention liking adventures or going on adventures
>you're like my brother, I can't date you! haha
Now imagine this teacher is your mother being threatened. Imagine you see this video in that circumstance
What do you do?
If you are not black, imagine she is your race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLP1GHpijpk
>>28151315
Fucking niggers, Fucking spics too.
God fucking damn i want to stab that nigger.
>>28151315
reminder kikes and libcucks want to increase spending to these schools.
>LIL JAMAL AND LAQUEEISHA'S SCHOOLZ DONT GOT DA PROPA FUNDINS THATS WHY WHITEY BE FAILING THEM
