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Open a random folder and post the second image in it
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sakura miku folder
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old chiruchiru folder
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you got my shitty wallpaper folder

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So I wrote a poem for my oneitis robots. I already sent it.. Do you guys think I did good?
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no

also

post the poem
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Post poem AND cock!!!
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>>28169584
I'm sitting here, in my car watching this cigarette burn. I look up and turn, to see raindrops falling. Burning holes in the ground where just yesterday my feet beat the heat of of retreat my heart seeks meet. I won't stop till I sleep.

But, this running doesn't stop. When you've been pushing so hard, going so fast, breaking ever limit you've ever had just to prove to dad that you bad or you rad. It's sad, to see everything that you are, everything that you've been, and everything you've ever wanted amount to something dad don't think is fab.

So it isn't, and neither are you. You. The one of endless creation, the one of unimaginable inventions, limitless passion, unending determination, and an eternity of aspirations. You...are nothing.

So you refuse, and why shouldn't you? You. The one who's found love so entirely, would give your life completely, would change it all purposefully, would give all of eternity, just to say the words you needed to say to make your life live freely.

So, you choose..

And this isn't one of those time where the choice is easy. This is a moment where the no-brainer ideaology, has no grips to bear on the etymology put forth in this writing. The psychology has only led me to difficulties with pathology.

So, the choice is made,

I've had my fill. But I'm having a fit. The shit that made me quit had me in a pit that I fell so hard I hit so hard I spit when my heart decided to quit. It's not right for me to feel tight in the chest tonight at 23 I gotta fight for my brightest shining lights.
That's you
That's him
That's us
That's forever

So, the choice is conclusive,

I will endure strife. I will keep running. I'm not running from anything. I am running for everything. I'm striving for it all.

When you showed me reason I gave you skepticism. When you showed me passion I gave you criticism. When you showed me love...I gave pessimism.

So, the choice is void, (1/2)

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Can any women here care to explain why women as a whole don't just ask guys out?

Men are the least picky about who they go out with, meaning they are less likely to reject women than women are to reject men.
This means women should be the ones asking men out because it would start the most amount of relationships and is the only logical way to approach things.

But for some reason we have it backwards in real life.

Why is this?
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I'm not sure, t b h.

I asked a guy to hang out with me yesterday. He said sure and now we're going to hang out on Saturday.

I feel like many girls put SO much emphasis on validation from men, and to lose that validation would be extremely hurtful.
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Fuck off beta faggot, go back to /SOC/
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They do. They just ask Chad

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lol holy fuck look at this dumb roastie
women are worse than children, a 12 yr old boy would have saved the dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfVXrTL59qs
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>>28169265
Holy fuck what a retarded bitch, glad the doggie is okay.
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Why didn't she just take the dogs leash off?
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what a fucking moron

take the fucking leash off....

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>tfw this anime girl is your phone background
>tfw can't open phone in public or random people will think I am weird
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>>28169152
My keyboard is an anime girl but I don't care.
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This one is mine
I don't give a fuck though
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Change your fucking background then

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>Have to write bachelors thesis
>struggling to start, do nothing for months
>last week, keep procrastinating, constantly finding reasons not to work
>Made a plan last night to make it today
>Did nothing again, started drinking whiskey at 13:00
>Semi drink now
>Its due in in 3.5 hours
>welp

Who else /superroyallyfucked/ here?
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You think you got problems man?

>have to write a paper about what I ate for breakfast this morning
>needs to be at least 20 words long
>due next winter
/beyondsuperroyallyfucked/ general
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>>28169137
I am also procrastinating but you are actually doomed. It's time to give up anon
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>>28169191
Realising that I am past the point of no return and no longer can influence the outcome feels like a lukewarm wave of relief that just slowly comes over me.

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> you slay Lord Wolnir
> Chad fucks her in the rear
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>mom finds the masturbation gum
>chad cums in her bum
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>he didn't get the chad ending for irinis storyline
>he didn't do the age of dark storlyine to fuck the firekeeper
>he didn't get the lord of hollows ending to fuck the shrine handmaiden
>he didn't use the ring to fuck the witch of izalith while all those cucks where worshipping her with insects eating their innards
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>you spend your days defeating the lords of cinder
>she spends her nights getting rammed courtesy of Tinder

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is anyone getting sick of the shit shonen anime? it's the same very season. attack on titan, one punch, now that hero academy crap, etc

how do people keep enjoying this shit?
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>>28166881
Normalfags like those shows.
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>>28166881
I switched over to CGDCT anime back in January.
Finally anime is great again.
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>>28167211
any this season?

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>going grocery shopping with mum
>while in the car I redpill her on black people and minorities
>she is quiet and taking in all the information
>fuckyeah.jpeg
>im on a roll so I start to redpill her on women too
>she suddenly stops the car in the middle of the road, tells me to get out and walk home
>but I refuse!
>in tesco she only let me get one share bag of doritos and didn't let me have chocolate milk at all
>she says if I dont like chocolate covered people she wont buy me chocolate things ever again
>mfw

Don't try redpilling normies. It isn't worth it, they're incapable of higher thinking or rational thought at all.
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>>28166441
>doritos and chocolate milk

Disgusting
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>>28166441
Why I come to arcanine
Keep it up, OP
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Keep working at it OP, you'll wear her down eventually.

Very fast dong running at incredible hihg speed
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Blurry people go to work
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Meanwhile, Emma forgives me for sending her the shovel dog gif.
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Can Chad get away with anything?

Why don't you have tinder?
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I'm not confident in my appearance and the entire premise of tinder is first impressions based on appearance. Not for me t b h
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>>28165250
I find it seriously degrading for some reason. I would find it less degrading to use prostitutes.
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>>28165374
There are worse people

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Above average intelligence thread

No subhumans allowed

>tfw """" smart but lazy """"
>not smart enough to get myself out of this mess

Also solve this puzzle
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AAAB

puzzlin blox
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hurrr durrr i canz fold a box

so intelegint
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>>28165238
first one is b

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robots, a virgin girl comes up to you and asks you out do you agree?
Cons
>she has had casual relationships where she gave handjobs and dry humped
>she once met a guy and "hooked up" with him after 2 days
>she's camwhored for a guy once, who she barely knew
>she doesn't think she did anything wrong

Pros
>she's never had a penis inside her, or in her mouth
>she's a 9/10
>she rejects feminism and thinks men are downtrodden somewhat (but thinks casual sex is fine)
>she will never cheat on you

Would you let her take your wizardly powers, you can't change what she's done and you might be able to change her opinions
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>>28164895

I would assume its a prank, so I wouldnt agree
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>>28164928
you know she is 100% serious, she has been friends with you for one year
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wait?

do people actually care about what girls have done in their past?

you know most women shower, use mouthwash, etc.

no wonder you idiots are the way you are

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Please help me.
My normie friend says the answer is 26, but it's clearly not 26. I think the answer is 26.41421356237
And I can prove it.

Who is more autistic?
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What? It's 37.
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>>28164273
you count the fucking pixels in the taco/quessadilla?
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You're retarded op, basic math skills will get you 26. Stop being so autistic

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What the fuck is the point of acne? I wake up every morning and ask myself, why acne, out of all fucking things? Out of all the deformities, I had to be blessed with dozens of tiny cystic pus-bubbles sprouting off my skin.

Has anyone successfully treated theirs? Anyone currently suffering? Get in here and share anons

Pic related, similar in severity to mine
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>>28164235
When I was in high school, the thing that cleared mine up was going to the beach. Dunno if you live near the ocean, but the sand exfoliates your skin and the salt water kills bacteria or some shit.

If you have other issues with your body, you could just ditch school and go on a weekday. There's nobody there then besides retired people and stay at home mums who are really busy trying to stop their 3 year olds from drowning.
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>>28164283
intersting thanks for the advice anon
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>>28164299
Worst case scenario: a day at the beach.

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