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/r9k/ I'd like to tell you that being a nerd, a basement dweller and a loner doesnt mean you dont get to convince 10 outta the 3000 you've interacted in your entire life that youre a good person and that's okay borrowing den to his dick for 10 mins.

You guys are amazing. In my entire life i havent taken one 'friend' to meet my parents. and thats because i have never been real friends with anyone.

But i'm attractive. Girls randomly give me the opportunity to fuck their pussy outta bad understanding of who i really am.
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>>25951899
is this supposed to be bait? or am i missing something
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mirin that dude's chest
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>>25952339
Literally the standard bench, ohp, curl chad routine

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Why are mutual or dominant women so rare?

What joy do they get from being submissive?
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>>25951737

2d isn't real that's why
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>>25951737
Lack of responsibility
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My bf likes being dominant but often he gets a kick of me getting dominant So we switch. About 70% him being dominant and 30% me.
It really does wonders honestly

So this was a big deal for 4chan to me and some others at least and I've never seen a thread on /r9k/ about it.

Since /r9k/ added the 1 this board is so much more /feels/ than anything.

And this game gave me some feels goddammit, since its release years ago it still holds up today.

And from a waifu thread I realized I wanted to give it another go.

So for any robots unfamiliar here is the download:

http://www.katawa-shoujo.com/download.php

So post your memories of it, whether you thought it was shit or not.

Post feels for starting it for the first time, or however many times you've gone through it.

Really, post whatever KS feels here please, love hate or barely know of it. Very comfy and emotional RPG imo.
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My first path ended up being Rin.

She really annoyed me at first, being so distant. But when I just wanted to get closer she just pushed me away.
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>>25951657

You're doing God's work, anon. KS needs to be more popular.
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>Katawa dick flashbacks

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Best way to shoplift alcohol? Preferably malt liquor from a shitty gas station.
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>>25951642
>he doesn't even have enough neetbux to buy shitty liquor
Wageslave detected
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Steal from a wal mart or some shit it's easy and not as scummy
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>Stealing malt liquor

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BORN IN THIS HOLE DIE IN THIS HOLE
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>>25951535
Another slav here, this looks like what i lived in most of my life.

No one knows what it's like to be a robot if he isn't born in low slav class. Nothing is more bleak than that.
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Looks like Latvia.. Talking from experience
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I was born in this town

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> gf wants me to put diaper on her

My gf is 5'0 and I'm 6'4.

her father died before she was born. has no brothers. Grew up without a dominant male.

Now over the past few weeks I've been noticing a pattern where how she keeps telling me she sees the love of a father in my eyes. She would call me "Daddy" in bed but I figured that was just beccause it's a common thing during relationships. She is really tiny and even her feet are very small so she has to shop for kids shoes to get the right size. She's confessed to me that she still loves eating baby formula when her nieces don't finish theirs and has request me some time back to buy some for her when we're together so I can feed her. I didn't pay much attention to her but tonight we were talking and she said she has to go pee so she says I wish I had a diaper. I was silent for a bit but then she said daddy can you please buy some diapers for me? I asked her twice if she's serious and apparently she was. Then she said that please prepare a baby bag for me with diapers, Milk bottle, Baby powder etc.

I've given her baths before, but now she wants me to use baby wipes to wipe her privates, apply lotion and baby powder and then put a diaper on her and then she wants me to take her in my arms and cradle her to sleep whilst I give her a milk bottle.

To be honest I have no idea how to react but seeing as she grew up without a dad, I sort of agreed and whats weird is that I am feeling a different energy inside now and WANT to go through all of this. It's making me love her more at the same time as feeling weird.
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>>25951348
>gf
Normie reeeeeeeeee
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>>25951348
She is broken. Drop her.
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>>25951402
not really normal at all

>there are people who went to college for computer science who now work on porn sites
>they have spent a huge amount of time studying computer networking and programming
>given the popularity of larger porn sites, and the amount of data in video, their job is probably actually challenging
>they would have to have meetings at work about optimizing searches for all kinds of porn and categorization of porn
>these people are probably making more than you
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>>25951196
doubt it. i work in web design, i could probably make my own porn site and maintain it 100% by myself if i had contributors. otherwise it would just have to be a tube indexing site and link to other streaming websites but i don't think those make as much money.
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>>25951261
I work in web dev too as a server-side engineer, if you account for how many concurrent users can be on a single site, it's still very challenging to deliver that amount of video quickly
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How the fuck do porn sites even make money? They literally get billions of view and they're free. I refuse to believe that shitty "FUCK HOT SLUTS NOW" advertisements pay for them. Who the fuck is stupid enough to click any of the ads on porn sites? Hell, I don't even get ads because I use adblock.

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>Hispanic
>go to /int/
>Fellow Americans hate you for being too Mexican
>Latinos hate and bully you for being too American
>No place to call home
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>>25951048
chin up m80 always have a friend here in england
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/lat/ kids are coming
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MIIIIII MONTEEEEVIDEOOOOO QUERIDOOOO

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29 year old NEET here, nearing wizardry, never worked a day in my life thanks to helicopter parents.

I could never understand why people wageslave. Now I can't understand how they can even cope with doing it, knowing that their money is going to support foreign aid, importing migrants who hate us and want to outbreed us through rape, corrupt politicians giving pork barrel contracts to their white collar criminal asshole friends...

How do wagies cope with knowing that between a third and half their workday, 5 days a week or however many they work, is spent entirely for the benefit of people who hate them?
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I'm sorry I didn't make this edgier sounding guys.

Give me a break.
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>>25951033
How you get your neet bucks
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>>25951273
2800$/month

Faked autism

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1. Kendrick Lamar
2. Kanye West
3. Pusha T
4. El-P
5. Earl Sweatshirt
6. Denzel Curry
7. Meek Mill
8. Travis Scott
9. Lil Ugly Mane
10. Drake
>.
100. Childish Gambino
101. A$AP Rocky
102. Future
103. J. Cole
104. Lil Wayne
105. Eminem
>.
500. Macklemore
501. Yung Lean
>.
1000000000000. Hoodie Allen
1000000000001. Lil Dicky
>.
99999999999999999. G-Eazy
>.
99999999999999999999999. Hopsin
>.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Kid Cudi (if he even counts anymore)
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1. Nas
2. Nas
3. Nas
4. Nas
5. Nas
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>no project pat
do you even nigger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkUbUq8Or_U
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M I G O S

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welp im homeless.
just got kicked out by my dad and im posting from my phone.
what should i do now
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kill your dad and inherit the house
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>>25950911
so much for being a neet huh?
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where does yous live?

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What does it feel like to get a blowjob from a girl?
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>>25950789

painful. they suck hard
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I've gotten a bj from a guy and it didn't feel as good as fapping.
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>>25950789
Glorious desu

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>TFW no emotionally insecure daddy dom fetish, self-harming GF to cuddle, tell her that shes daddys perfect princess and that it's all going to be okay
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>>25950722
that looks very itchy
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these are the most likely girls to cheat on you btw
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I used to know this mexican girls who would talk about her "littles" and it makes me feel physically ill to read that term to this day, gas all pedos tbqh

Why don't you find a qtp2t Indian girl that will be loyal and love you?
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>>25950690
cause I dont want my house to be a DESIGNATED
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>girl
>loyal
>loving
Don't make me laugh OP
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>tfw I am a qtp2t indian girl who grew up in a 99% white town
>tfw none of the boys liked me bc I am not white
>tfw I am only attracted to white guys but I'm also super insecure about them leaving me for a white girl

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Who /snow walk/ here?
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>>25950683
Prefer to run late at night.
Quite calm, nobody out there, and youre just a figure darting across the snow. You can scream as loud as you want to psyche yourself into wind sprinting up the hills, and then be quiet as a mouse when moving over the hard packed snow, not breaking a single bit of it.
My mile just hit 4:45, and I do not have to deal with normies out there.
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I would do this if I wasn't too scared of getting kidnapped and raped.
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