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i'm not the original barkepe or anything. bujt im depreessed and drunk and lonely. someone please help with the frogs and feels. its one of the best things in my life. its a constant i can keep coming back to. to startr off ill give a free lager to everyone. feel free to come on in. oh please robots. it means so mcuh. sorry for oepning this too early if its a problem. but i love it
I would like a glass of tap water. You know, its kind of odd to want to bartend when you admit to being lonely and drunk. Its back to front in terms of your relationship to your customers.
want a huge feel? watch this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiLc7GvmS_A
White Russian please, (I'm the guy obsessed with law school so I can get a luxury apartment with a tiki themed minibar)
Do robots only masturbate to anime girls?
>implying I masturbate
>>25955996
i like masturbating to escorts doing their job tb-h
Masturbating to anime girls is for betas, I actually fuck them while lucid dreaming.
Something about humanity must be seriously fucked up on a fundamental level if so many people here can suffer without intimacy, without friends, without a meaningful place in their society.
Where did everything go so wrong?
Alienated people are people who fail to understand what the ruling ideology wants from them.
>>25955790
They're alone because their arrogant assholes, with unrealistic expectations. It's really that simple.
>>25955840
If only the world was this easy, normies might even understand us.
ITT: We pretend it's 9/11
The catch is though, is that it's before 8:46 AM
>>25955712
I'm getting ready for kindergarten today
>>25955712
Packing up my books for class, about to leave the dorm to hit the lecture hall for Wills and Estates.
>>25955712
time to take a ride in my dads plymouth sundance through a shithole city to my christfag preschool
>make thread
>get bullied
>delete thread
Every time.
>>25955520
you know what you must do, nigger
>>25955540
Indeed I do, 3DPD man.
>>25955520
I don't see why you would be bullied for knowing who best girl is
fucking hell. my fucking family decided to call me agian
anyway
>what are youd rinking
>why
>ask a drunk femanon anything
>>25955381
first one got archived even though it wasn't at a lot of posts I don't know why the fuck it did but I'm about to cry so anyway get in here friends
fuckfukcn fucking fuck I'm really angry. I'm sorry fi I didn't get back to you in the last post. I'm really upset right now because that thread got fucking archived for no fucking good reason whatever
>>25955381
How are you OP?
How do I get my dickskin to go down all the way when I get hard
>>25955352
>tfw short/tight frenulum
theres nothing you can do OP unless you get surgery
Pliers
>>25955390
Short what now
What's the worst you've ever hurt someone?
I poisoned my father as payback for circumcising me. He died on his 83rd birthday.
>>25955329
What did you poison him with?
>>25955370Botox
>h3h3 makes videos with literal filthy /b/
>unsub
Well that's one more channel down the drain, why does fame do this to people?
>>25954749
>a self proclaimed reaction youtube personality
>implying he was ever good
>>25954749
>watching memetard YouTubers anyway
Cancer.
>>25954749
ironic memeing is now a meme
witness the birth and death of h3h3 as we did frank
What if emo girls came back? How would you react? I'd be happy for more emo pussy
>>25954339
fuck off you trip faggot
Emo is still a thing
>>25954339
I think if an emo girl fell in love with me and I was the only thing that ever put a smile on her face, I could die happy.
Someone who's entire personality is dedicated to being dark and edgy and they not only take interest and hang with you, they take actual pleasure and smile when you are with them.
You look like your dating a child when your 6+ and you marry a 5'6.
mfw im 5'6-5'7 and I can get a perfect normal sized chick 10/10 same height.
gl having to bend down for everything giants.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
height honestly makes me laugh at giants being autistic enough and me fucking each and every chick not having to bend down or reach up for ugly 5'8+ girls.
>tfw gf is embarrassed that she's taller than me so she makes me wear heels
>>25954160
well played OP, how big is your dick?
>>25954711
just under 6.
im gods gift desu.
guns can easily kill giants too, gl scoping me down.
faggots get rekt.
You robots don't even realize you have female orbiters do you?
Or maybe you do but you won't do anything with her because she isn't up to your "standards", and all the while you sit here and make
>tfw no gf
threads.
You're all a bunch of assholes.
Sorry friend, but I can confirm without a shadow of a doubt that I have 0 female orbiters
>>25953779
Oh yeah, all those female orbiters. They're suffocating me! I can't stand it!
>>25953779
In high school, when you orbit a girl yourself you tend to get severe blindness to everyone else around you.
I had a hot girl after me for most of my high school years but I never really noticed or cared about her because I was after someone (in my mind) that was hotter. And I ultimately ended up with no one.
how does one get drugs?
like who do you ask?
find someone who will buy you weed before you ask people for drugs. ask young pot heads
Do you have weed for sale?
Rize-senpai finds the stuff her dad always smokes and invites Sharo over to blaze
who here /zitfaced/?
everyone says >proactive< works sometimes, while for me it does nothing at all.
i cant stop violently picking my face until the engorged zits deflate, but it fucking hurts.
>mfw zits throughout teenage years, making me afraid to talk to anyone up close and make friends/girlfriends
>mfw 20 and still can't leave the house like this...
Start exercising daily to clean your pores, take cold showers at night, and change your pillow cases before bed. Get more sleep and eat veggies not processed crap.
It'll take a month or two to clear up as long as you find something else to keep your hands busy, like silly putty or cracking seed shells. You can still pick before a shower though
I started using tacuo a year ago. I still get as many pimples as I used to but they're not as deep or as big. I'm also 22 and half.
No one recommends proactive, try accutane or retinol.
Rev up that mspaint anons.
Draw what's on your mind.
>>25952706
reposting this, not my OC, but made by an amazing anon a while ago
>>25952857
and part 2 of this masterpiece
>>25952857
>>25952875
Haha this is great I give it an 8/8
