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where do i find a hila gf?
I honestly thought that hila was a tranny at first. No joke, she/he just had a real manly vibe about her/his looks. Still not convinced that she was born female. But, pretty cute and would date regardless.
bitch is average looking as fuck. the fact that this is dream girl means that you will most likely have to settle for a woman at least 3 points below her. god help you son.
>>25950303
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEE
GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTT
DXM Thread
Post trippy song and shit
>>25949028
What is the effect of it?
>>25949102
dissociative
close eye visual
general high
mild mu opiod agonist
>>25949137
going to try it
how much do you take per high?
>falling for the "follow ur dream" meme
Have fun with your piles of debt
>>25946015
So you're saying anyone not in STEM is fucked?
That's the truth, unless you are actually talented and have connections for most liberal studies tier things.
Debt is manageable if you planned ahead and dreams are compromised when neccesary.
>>25946015
>tfw the state pays for my tuition fees
>tfw I receive a monthly grant for being poor
>tfw I got a scholarship from my school
I'm actually making money from college so far, plus the degree I'm studying will land me a high paying job.
>>25946144
same im math tho so i'm not sure about the high-paid thing
who /laughs at their own posts/ here?
Nothing makes me laugh anymore
>>25957862
some of them, wouldn't be here otherwise
yes then i go neutral face seconds after
it feels like im laughing at how stupid it is but its always a forced reaction
first three words that come to mind when seeing this picture
Shit post op
op isa retardedhomo
Fuck off Freud.
find a flawtrick question, its impossible
>>25957062
is that a fucking gecko
>>25957062
Her kink orientation is dominant. So, unless you literally want to be cucked, fucked, or abused physically / verbally by this whore, then there's your flaw.
>>25957062
her large eyes frighten me t.b.h.
>super like qt girl on tinder in November
>match but I never message her cause I stand no chance in the sea of Chads
>unmatched me a few days later
>swiping yesterday
>come across the same girl again but she super liked me
>match and she messages me first
>tells me she deleted her account the first time and just remade it
>was hoping she'd come across me again
>have the longest conversation I've ever had on this app
>she's looking for a relationship
>we share the same ideals, morals, general life goals, and interests
>wants to go out on a date next week
I'm sleeping right? There's no other explanation for this. Life is supposed to be shit. I've LITERALLY just started talking to her yesterday and we're already going to meet. What's the catch? There's always a catch.
>
Could be catfish
>>25956894
see >>25956918
good luck though. hopefully it turns out to be a real qt
#wastehistime2016
Nigger
Anyone else want to meet pepe? I feel like he is a close friend of mine now.
I've seen him more times than my family
pepe is a way of life robots
Pepe here. AMA
Who /run/ here?
A friend of mine actually got me into running a couple months ago and I must say, I'm actually enjoying it a lot more than lifting.
>Want to get back into running
>Too fucking cold
I'm fatter and more lethargic now but my joints feel okay.
>>25956758
I started swimming the other day and I thought it was a lot tougher than running. I kind of want a lift-run-lift-swim-lift-rest-rest schedule but I'm pretty busy with school stuff to run on Tuesday.
>>25956847
i know this exact feel friendo
but we gotta start now if we wanna be nice for summer
>female masturbation is referred to as "jilling off"
>>25956588
Amateurs
Posting license
>>25956588
>tfw one of the pop up ads kill your boner
>tfw you're too lazy to install adblock and make sure that it doesn't block ads on 4chan
>Amateur porn
>Moving camera
My life
>living in shit rural area
>stuck at home 24/7
>have to listen to my injured mom go up and down the stairs
>living at home with no job
Peoples lives in Miami and la
>party 3 nights a week
>busy 24/7
>with girls on the beach
>working
>getting hooked up with jobs
>inheritances
>grass is always greener
Did you watch too much Miami Vice again, anon-san?
>>25956549
That actually sounds pretty chill. You would feel worse if you were in Miami or LA surrounded by those type of people
>>25956597
No I just know how life is when you're in the city and your parents have money
When is it ok to date a roastie?
>My REEEE self made a pof and i found a girl im intrestrd in like games anime fishing and watching netflix. I enjoy all those but im hesitant to msg her since she is a roastie with a qt face. I am considering trying to date her then minipulate her to start working out with me then start her dieting and make her a real qt. Like i said her face is good and her hair is honestly one of my prefered styles. Idk /r9k/ watchu think. Inb4 normie REEEEEE. I am a virgin not a kh virgin but still a virgin none the less. I hide my true self behind what i call my mask in daily life to make myself seem normal i was an autist in jh and freshman year in hs but i learned how to use a mask in soph year. I have a few mental dissorders that i dont take medication for and i keep secret ill list them for you
Sociopath,Severe depression disorder, social anxiety disorder. Now you know more about me than anyone in my false life does GIVE ME THA ADVICES
>lol im a socio path and i am depressed xdd just went to a party but i was nervous :c lol i am such a nerd with social anixety xddd
off yourself
>>25956412
how do you know shes a roastie?
>taking the roastie meme seriously
no wonder this board is full of virgins
>tfw i know a 15 year old who browses /b/, /pol/, /a/ and /r9k/ because he thinks its edgy and maymays
how do i convince this kid to leave this fucking site before he fucks himself up
>he fully believes everything /pol/ says
I came here when I was like 15 and I knew how to mentally filter bullshit. Now that I'm older I don't know if 4chan affected me positively or negatively. Probably the former because I feel like I belong here, and I haven't felt that anywhere else.
Politics are pretty weird. You can be 100% redpilled without looking at /pol/ if you only consume news from certain sources. I feel like I'm too gullible even though I try to be as moderate as possible. I end up swinging to both extremes and they're both fucking wrong. Everything is wrong. How do you even define wrong? How can you tell what's wrong? What the fuck is politics for if nobody knows if their idea is shit or not until it's already too late? I'm high and sad
>he fully believes everything /pol/ says
Sounds like he's smarter than you, retarded frogposter.
why the fuck are men so desperate? I just found out that my fat, ugly friend makes thousands of dollars from camming. Then I realized, there's so many average to butt ugly girls who get solicited for sex every day. You guys really shouldn't complain about the sexual market because you're the ones who made it like this. You can pretend you don't care about women all you want but you give attention to every female that comes on here. You become dogs when a girl gives you a little sexual and emotional attention. You're a stupid fucking slave to the pussy.
Well, I for myself am the high standards type of virgin. I only hit 7/10+ grils.
Or I would, If I had any game.
>implying you wouldnt willingly become slave to Lexi's roast
>lexi belle frequents my workplace
>we hire a new guy
>she comes in one day with different hair color
>he is told who she is while shes browsing
>new guy says "i guess i didnt recognize her without cum on her face"
>as shes turning the corner within full earshot
>looks like shes about to smack him
all honesty, though, shes actually attractive irl. and usually pretty nice if no one fangirls about her.
I caught my little brother sniffing my panties. My innocent little cute brother.
What should I do about this? Should Ilet him do what he wants?
>le cute anime girl image
>le lewd post vaguely insinuating being female
fuck off homo
>>25956181
let him fuck your boipucci
memesoriginal
>>25956181
/ss/ with him
