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Can we get a mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, awe-inducing, sheer musical masterpiece thread going? I don't want rock, metal, or any of that crap. I want real music please. I'll start with an example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXyz4Z2P7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87IQhui_Yy8
why doesn't anyone oasis anymore? best band since the beatles
>>25953913
>I don't want rock, metal, or any of that crap. I want real music pleaseare you even trying?
>>25953913
we sure can, op.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
>ai uehara
blacked
>marica hase
blacked
>marie konishi
blacked
literally the only one that is marriage material is anri okita
>>25953837
>Pornstars
>Marriage material
just kill yourself man.
Who cares if they get blacked when they've swallowed 40 mens semen at once?
>>25953978
>implying that doesn't make them all the more beautiful for marriage
who /nu-male/ here
>>25953837
Friendly reminder AV idols take back to back creampies
I need a girlfriend.
Now.
nobody needs a gf, this is the biggest meme of memes.
>>25953783
WELL I DO, OK?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT?
>>25953759
Post a facepic, I can help you.
Can you guys find x?
>>25953544
the square root of 10 is 5, so the other side has to be 5. 5-2 is 3, so X=3. solved
>>25953566
>the square root of 10 is 5
No it isn't.
>>25953597
he's fucking with you anon
Can bottling up depression and stress lead to a person randomly beginning to sob?
Yea, been there. Done that.
Depends on if you have a vagina or not.
If you are having your period, it's fine, otherwise random sobbing just means you are a faggot.
>>25953480
same, I did it at work once. they made me take leave and counseling but at least they paid for it
/v/ is awful and full of children. I know you robots grew up playing San Andreas in middle school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAey_vZgklM
>>25953356
maybe I'm just too nostalgic
>tfw pirated gta v
>tfw the game started crashing constantly shortly after i got trevor
it's the only thing i had left in life and now i can't even play. even if i buy the game now, my save is probably fucked
I don't even want to know how many hundreds of hours I have into SAMP, wouldn't surprise me if it was well over a thousand. Not to mention the hundreds of hours I have into MTA, which I still occasionally play even today.
>tfw DUI
good , I hope you go to jail and then ironically a drunk driver kills you the day u get out
>>25953057
Jail time for DUI? ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Driving while drunk is so fucking retarded. It's one of the few crimes I wish actually had a harsher penalty than it does.
tfw no white supremacist gf
>the original neanderthals were black
Please tell me this is a /pol/ account
>>25953220
it IS a /pol/ account. no retard is that stupid.
>>25953220
>>25953246
You guys have clearly never heard of Gazi Kodzo or similar people.
ai uehara would be the most perfect wife and mother.
and she has never been tainted by black penis
>tfw black but you don't believe in race mixing
>have to date black women even though you are not attracted to them
>you don't want to be race traitor but your dick says otherwise
>>25952622
She's been blacked have you been under a rock
>>25952722
ayy lmao
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
/r9k/, my girlfriend has a little bit of a self-harm problem.
What should I do?
>>25952599
Tell her she's living on the edge
>>25952599
Tell her to stop being an attention whore and end herself already.
>>25952632
that's a little rude dude
self harm is a serious issue
i'm just trying to ask you sensible folks for some advice for my love
How the fuck do you even fuck?
WHATS THE POlNT OF EVEN LIVING IF YOU CANT PUT YOUR DICK IN A VAGINA
>>25952505
What does putting your penis inside a vagina feel like?
>Insert benis
>Thrust
>????
>PROFIT!
Share /internetgf stories/
She was my Misaki (welcome to nhk is the best anime ever made tbqh). I found her in a shitty MMORPG. She seemed attracted to me, I'm not sure why.
I was really shy. We texted for about a month until she got me to use voip. We spent most of the day texting and playing that shitty MMORPG. She was my internet gf.
After some time she said she wants to be just friends. Than we stopped talking.
We started talking a few months later. She moved to the same city as me in the mean time. She wanted to see eachother in RL. I didn't want to because I'm fucking retarded. Stopped talking again.
I messaged her some time later. We started taking again. We met in RL as friends. After we met a few times we kissed. That's as far as I got. She didn't seem that interested in me, but she was my gf for a few weeks. She lost her job and had to move and we stopped talking. She moved on shortly after.
I haven't. I probably never will.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>25952332
>nhk
>best anime
>falling for the fucking internet gf jew
>falling for the misaki jew
>meet sad beta bitch boy
>Misaki him
>he admires me
>refers to me as "sensei" as a joke even though I secretly love it
>he becomes confident and overall happier
>gets a real gf
>speaks to me less and less, besides for advice
>get bored and delete him
It's fun but then it ends. Really difficult to find someone who wants to listen to you though.
why is no one reblogging my post?
> Has never had any meaningful interactions at all with Indians, arabs, jews, blacks
> Racist
You guys better explain this shit. Minorities have consistently been some of the sweetest, kindest people I know, especially compared to some of the white people I've met. Consider how much more often in your life white people have fucked you around. Why bother with racism?
>>25952123
because we watch videos of them online behaving like animals.
>>25952178
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
"You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original."
kek tell that to niggers motherfucka!
The worst ones are the ones that stand out and are remembered
what is the future of NEETS? how their life will be like in 10, 20+ years?
Thanks for remind me that i'm fucked
despair and disarray desu senpai
all dead from either freezing to death on the streets or from suicide
I'll start with an easy one.
Which is...? Scott pilgrim
>>25951323
http://kissasian.com/Drama/Sympathy-For-Mr-Vengeance
>>25951244
Old boy
brazil
