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why did you waste your youth by not partying and getting laid every weekend?
i'd rather smoke weed and play vidyo games by myself
because im not a supermodel
Because people didn't like me and I was not invited to party or get laid.
Is it okay to kill yourself when you've lost everything dear to you?
it is always ok to kill yourself.
now fuck off you little waste of bandwidth
>>25955257
It is always okay to kill yourself
>>25955257
I sure hope so. The only thing dear to me is myself, which I guess means its time to think about a good ending.
What makes people attracted to traps and trannies?
Any robots want to explain what it is they like about them?
Not trying to shitpost, actually just curious since this place gets trap threads nonstop. Is it just because there isn't a trap board?
>>25953624
the qt softness of a grill without the disgusting roastie and the cruel abusive nature
>>25953624
Many dudes want to feel like they are dominating something and dominating a feminized dude is more empowering than dominating a chick
>looks like a girl
>has a dick
I mean, liking dicks isn't that odd even as a straight male desu.
If you spend a lot of time messing with your own dick and enjoying it, it's only natural to think you'll like playing with other ones. When you're not attracted to men, but don't mind dicks, then traps are a pretty exciting thing.
>actually just curious since this place gets trap threads nonstop
That's just because traps/trannies are all attentionwhores who feel like they need to make up for missed time and the guys from here are thirsty and willing to take anything resembling a human female.
>tfw the only way for me to get attention is to be annoying
you think i'm kidding? like this is a joke?
>>25961637
>tfw I'm that person online everyone ignores until I troll them
I-I just want someone to t-talk to.
>>25961770
>tfw I am the person that gets trolled and backs down everytime
thanks for embarrassing me in front of everyone
Smashed my last cider
Am I not allowed to have anything good in my fucking life??
>>25961586
there's still some left anon, it's still good.
At least get some shoe polish in your fucking life you god damn degenerate.
>>25961586
>He wears dress shoes
What are youu?
>>25961536
a meat popsicle
>>25961536
A defective mammal.
Why answer do you want?
Nothing
Everything
Man
My image
My experiences
My knowledge
The flesh and bones
??
If you guys are all so smart, why haven't you figured out how to be happy yet?
Most of us are not very smart but delude ourselves due to introspection.
>If you guys are all so smart
Actually I'm an idiot.
Checkmate atheists.
>>25961344
Yea this
I'm gonna assume that this comment isn't original so I'll just type this as well just in case.
Why are we being punished?
I don't know, bad luck?
Our pain generates positive energy to be harvested by the spirit and distributed to the lifeforms around us
We are the compost
We are not being punished, there is no one to punish us, nobody cares about us that much. We are nothing and that is our suffering.
Prove your robotness, show me how much of a human failure you are.
I'll start.
>NEET living with parents
>dropped out of high school twice
>no work experience, can't find a job for the life of me
>no social life, zero friends
>virgin, never had a girlfriend
>5'9'' short and skinnyfat
>ugly as sin, crooked teeth, weirdly shaped mouth and large eyebrows
>haven't left my house in 2 months
>haven't spoken to another person outside of my parents in a year
>literally unable to find enjoyment in anything i do anymore, end up spending most of my time staring at a wall or browsing r9k
>starting to hear voices and tapping and night
>probably going insane
the tapping at night is just him knocking on your window.
Open it up and let him in, it gets much better afterwards.
>>25961059
-Neet living with parents.
-Early 20's
-Still a kissless virgin
-Dropped out of highschool
-Talked about Elliot Rodger online and got a visit from police.
-Balding
>>25961059
Why waste my time? People will only post wanting to talk about themselves, no one will reply to anyone else. No one cares. If you're a robot, you'd understand this truth and wouldn't have even bothered creating this shitty thread. Saged.
This shit is a catch 22-
How do I get a gf that will respect me even if I don't pump n' dump them?
Girls only want Chad, but to be Chad you must NEVER make it clear that you may want an intimate relationship.
I can be a chad, but at some point I want to stop the charade and actually just be chill with someone and have that companionship.
You can't. I tried. The moment you try to have something real they unknowingly lose respect and start resenting you.
You have a pretty skewed idea of what girls want. Try to fix that and you might be more successful.
>>25961014
Act like you're going to pump and dump. Then pretty much keep the attitude that you'll move on as soon as you get bored. Eventually she'll realize that she actually wants to be with you.
>be me, a black girl
>shitpost about arab men all day long on 4chan and talk about my love for them
>find nearly every arab attractive, even the average one
>find an arab guy who obsesses over black women and does the same
brehs... true love DOES happenhe's scary and crazy pls help
PLEASE IM AFRAID
>>25960775
I saw you on the black thread yesterday,Did'nt you say he was basically spouting chimp memes ?
>>25960789
Yes, but that was on my other persona. Now I'm on my main persona with my real name and real photo and he 's literally sending me love letters. What do?
On the other hand I feel a kinship because we both obsess over each other but he's insane.
I'm crazy too but I'm not kill all infidels-tier.
Why does it bother me so much whether a girl is a virgin or not? I know i shouldn't judge them for something like that and that the first relationship don't always work, but i just can't help it. I don't mind being friends with a girl who isn't a virgin, i just wouldn't be able to have a relationship with one.
It bothers you, because studies shows that girls love less and less with each relashionship and cannot distinguish sex from love.
Basically if you date a non-virgin you're dating an used good.
>>25960638
pic relatedc
Original : the prequel
Because having many partners somehow changes them.
I dated a girl who had a fair amount of experience with different partners.
She never seemed that emotionally into me and even though she liked sex it it was no big deal to her.
Also she had already explored all of her fantasies so there wasn't really anything new left for us to do.
If you are one of these typical lazy fucks like me who just keeps the tv on in the background then you might sometimes switch it to the music channel. I swear the music is becoming more repeative and retarted over time for example :
"Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet?
Good"
"Now that I'm without your kisses i'll be needing stitches"
"Is it too late now to say sorry cause i'm missing more than just your body"
What fucking retard actually writes these songs ?. Is this shit just engineered to appeal to stupid teenage girls or is there a motive to music being this shit ?
Where have you been?
That's been the case for decades
>>25960615
>getting triggered by mainstream music
From your filename and pedantic writing style i'm going to assume you're a 16 year old loser.
>tfw still get treated like a child by my family
God I'm so fucking fed up with this bullshit, I'm 24 and still get asked by my family if I remembered to lock my door and clean up my room and call so and so and do all this asinine bullshit
Well, do you?
originauel commento
All the more reason to get a job and move out. If your family were loving and supportive then you would probably just stay at home forever.
If you still live with your parents, you're always going to be treated like their child. It will stop when you move out, or your parents are crazy.
"Ahoy me hearties, tis' I, Cap'n Pepe Grenouille! Come join me an'd me fellow scallywags on an adventure of blood and gold, with a plunder of fair Stacies abound!"- The Captain, Pepe Grenouille
ITT:
>"Post yer favourite sea shanties for our voyage into the Carabee!"
>"Post which Stacies ye' hope to plunder from the isles and ships we be attackin'!"
>"Bring yer crewmates with ya! Post any pirate themed Pepes and Wojaks to join us on the Seven Seas!"
>"We'll be boardin' and shootin up ships! We'll need to roll a certain number of dubs in order to successfully do this, so keep an ear out for when the good Cap'n says so!"
SO HOISTEN THE SAIL AND DRAW YOUR TENDIES! WE SET SAIL!!
a real pirate captain has long hair
arrr the fuck off you imperial poser
I don't have a parrot to ride on my shoulder but I did spend a lot of this evening with pet cockroaches doing that, can I be in?
>>25960509
>plunder of fair Stacies abound!
Please tell me you're talking about rape, because you'd be filthy normie otherwise.
>Yay let's go hook up with some hoes brah! XDXDXD
