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How did you stop falling in love with cute girls?
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Can men genuinely love girls? I think men use love to manipulate a girl, tell her all these nice things as she believes him and then he laughs behind her back with his friends.
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>>25965852
Barbara is a girl that a man can genuinely love. Then there are meme girls like Katya or Rose that people just pretend to love but actually it's just role-play.
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Be ugly. Your brain will not let you fall in love with them, because it knows they wouldn't even get near you in real life.

What's your bodyfat % robots?
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about 12
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20-21% best female bodyfat tb honest
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Probably around 23%

>tfw you will never be hot

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Chad in my third year of a physics degree here.

Why are there so many ugly people in my courses? I hate having to look at them.

Not even bait why the fuck are the sciences filled to the brim with ugly people?
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When you spend 16 hours a day on schoolwork, you don't have time to maintain a wavy hairstyle, continually buy the trendiest new electronics or bleach your asshole.
What you do have time for, however, is to not eat. Which leaves me wondering why so many science and engineering professors are so fat.
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>>25965591
That isn't the reason at all. STEM people are just genetically unattractive - they have ugly faces and ugly bodies.

>>25965483
It's a few things. It's difficult and dry; most people who just want money and are willing to tolerate difficult and dry studies can just go into business and get similar money. Most people would rather study something easier and use networking to get a job (le stem meme really is just that - you can get a job with anything if you network competently) and/or study something that stimulates their sense for empathy and the human condition (the humanities and social sciences just talk to most people's experience of being alive much more directly and concretely than STEM). All of this means it selects for people people who are nerds with poor social skills, who are less likely to be attractive because being attractive makes it less likely that you'll be asocial.
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Because only inferior people fall for the STEM meme. Ever wonder why they talk shit about advanced topics they can't understand (Art, Philosophy, ect.)

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>finally get a gf
>she's literally the prettiest girl in the world to me
>we have a million things in common
>the relationship starts out perfect, but has recently gone sour
>she is depressed, paranoid, angry, and just generally shitty to be around when she's not feeling well
>she's not feeing well at least 75% of the time
>basically a real fembot except she can get laid if she wants because she has a gorgeous face
>starts childishly breaking up with me on a regular basis
>to summarize, she's drama

>just met a new girl
>she's smart, funny, artistic and she likes me a lot
>we have even more shit in common than my gf and I
>she wants me

Any of you robots know this feel? I've had friends who can date multiple people, but for me just the thought of being in love with two women makes me so sad I want to die
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>>25965420
fuck off and die normie
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>>25965420
nothing more cringeworthy than normie problems.
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What makes you think anyone cares about your life, let alone your relationships.

>Hey Anon, why aren't you taking off your shirt man? C'mon ,we're all guys here, you can't swim wearing all that.
>Lose the pants, too.
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>>25965341
>not posting the full pic
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>>25965357

>I still don't see you taking off your pants, Anon. Are we gonna have to wrestle them off you?
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>implying I even know how to swim

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Yamada Chinatsu, 20 years old. A budding college girl who lives a normal life. This is your story. Right now, you were on your way to the hospital for your weekly check-ups. "Ah, everywhere I look it's so lively." You look through the world behind your glasses that covered almost half your face.

On your shoulder was a creature only you could see. Although it was crowded, the only one who can see that weird, cat-like creature on your shoulder was you. "Of course, it is. For a hundreds of years now this city has always celebrated coming of age traditions." It claims to be almost 1000 years old but you just don't believe it.

You met the creature calling itself Kuroneko when you were still in the orphanage, back when you were only 6 years old. The two of you have been together for a while and in a way it wasn't just the saviour of your life, it was your friend now too. "Eh, talking about the past again huh? You always get emotional when you talk about the past." You tease it a bit.

"Tch, maybe you should look at traditions in a more positive light!" It scolds you, treating you like a kid. You didn't mind it's company that much, after all without it you would've been long dead. It claimed to be a powerful wizard when you met it. The creature asked you to make a deal with it in order to extend your life. It told you that thanks to your weakened body and illness, you only had until you turned fourteen to live. By making a deal with it, you were able to extend that to 22 years old.
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>>25965211
You let out a laugh as you apologize to it. "Ah, sorry. I shouldn't make fun of you like that."

"That's right!" The creature looks at you with a proud look on it's face. "Anyways, aren't you going to participate in the coming-of-age celebration? It's open to everyone your age you know..."

[ ] "It's okay. I think I'll let the other people enjoy it." You didn't really have anything to celebrate about, plus you had someone to find.

[ ] "Hmm I guess I should try and live life a little more huh?" Try and celebrate and have fun.

[ ] Custom
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>>25965211
Fuck you nigger that's Mao.
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[x] "It's okay. I think I'll let the other people enjoy it." You didn't really have anything to celebrate about, plus you had someone to find.

On /r9k/, it's better to write romance cyoas, from the boy's point of view.

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>tfw want to be a good person
>tfw you've done too many bad things in the past to be redeemed
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>>25965207
I felt the same way until I heard this from someone else:
What really matters is your actions now. If you want to be a good person, if you act like a good person, if others see you as a good person, you are a good person, regardless of what's happened in the past.

Granted this was after years and years of hard work devoting myself to turning my life around and being a better person, but I feel that it still applies. OP, try not to think of what you've already done, but of what you can do.

And remember, it's never too late to start. It's better to lead a good life from this moment on than to continue being an asshole just because you've always been one.
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Good person is just someone who selflessly sacrifices himself for the normies. And why should I do that.
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>>25965382
A good person is someone who does good to others. That doesn't mean that they have to be normies, and that doesn't mean that you have to sacrifice yourself. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

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Do you also look at really ugly and fat chicks. Imagining that they would reject you cause you're not Chad?
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Honestly that about me section sounds a lot like a few people from /r9k/ who demand cute virgin girls and won't settle for anything else when they're fat and ugly
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I will be bumping with girls that would never touch a robot.
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>>25965287

Those robots are a small minority. These women are a large minority.

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Where can I find a pure and virginal white blonde woman?

How does a normal guy like me realistically attain one?
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If you're non-white, I hope you enjoy the rope.

If you're white, just become attractive. Only the most attractive men deserve the most desirable women.

We all want a gorgeous young blonde virgin. There isn't enough to go around.
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Money, interesting Hobbies, Muscle

>Where?
Church, High School. Rural areas
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>>25965169
Utah. You have to convert to Mormon though and race mixing is very heavily frowned upon.

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What does /r9k/ think of Nofap?

I'm afraid of it because after a month of no PMO I don't have any erections and my penis look very small.
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day 23 here

this would be 100x easier if i could just stop edging or get laid
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>>25965136
Been a week so far.

Last night I cheekily watched some porn videos but prevented myself from releasing cum. Felt good just to get that strong erect dick again.

I'm feeling pretty good about myself. I consider myself to be a porn addict so it's refreshing not watching porn as much.
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Its bullshit
Chads get laid constantly and are you about to call them low-test?
Same basic triggers in the brain get flipped be it from your hand or from a 8/10

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Daily reminder to all "fembots" that if you don't look like this, you might as well give up because chad will never truly want you and will only use you for sex until he can upgrade to a better girl like pic related.
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>>25965117
i dont CARE
fuck 3d chad
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>>25965194
>being this deep in denial
Tits or gtfo roasty
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HOW CAN ROBOTS COMPETE WITH THIS?

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I for one do. It's not their fault but it still makes me furious that some people have it so easy. Pic related is from tinder in my area and she is very much real, linked her instagram and all. Like seriously how the fuck am I supposed to compete with that? I want to yell hahahaha and reeeeeeee the same time.
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I sure do. If I can be hated for being ugly, then why should they not be hated for being attractive, having it easy etc?
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fucking man face , that's not attractive , atleast actually be jealous of actually attractive people , not angle/photoshopped normie average 5/10 chick
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>>25965494

literally the average of average normies at university , not even close to chicks i bang

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If you have above average intelligence, you cannot be a robot. Any problems you face are just a result of you being lazy and not trying. Some of us would be failures regardless of how much we try.
>tfw iq of 89
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>>25964573
>Any problems you face are just a result of you being lazy and not trying.
I know. It's just I don't have any motivation to even try.
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>>25964573
>tfw schoolwork felt like hell to me

why was I cursed with hating what I needed to do?
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Exactly. Just use your superior intellect to solve your problems, normalfags.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQPcYUq8-qg

This is a sorority recruitment vid for some sorority in Miami. Look at this vid. Look at your life. IT IS ALMOST LIKE THEY ARE PART OF A DIFFERENT FUCKING SOCIAL CASTE.

I've known this my whole life in one way or another but it is becoming more apparent. They will be given better jobs than you for the same major. Get female affirmative action. Better social life.

Holy shit inequality the LEFT WONT fucking address. We need a new political thought based on this.
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>attractive people are more successful

What other groundbreaking discoveries do you have to show us, OP?
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>>25964489
I'm probably going to get a bunch of plastic surgeries.
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>>25964444
>You will never be a part of a college frat
Why is this giving me so many bad feels.

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>endure homelessness in the streets for 20 years in hopes to catch your big break (but its not guarenteed)
>kill yourself now painlessly

Which one will it be and why?
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>>25964326
I don't like either of these choices to be honest, make me new ones or I'll cry.
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>>25964326
what is the big break
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What are the odds of me catching the big break? Anything less than 80% and I'll just kill myself

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