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Just had a sexual encounter with a girl at my house
We're going to fuck on Wednesday.
It's been fun, anons, but I gladly surrender my Wizard apprentice status
>Pic unrelated
>>25973494
He was a great king.
/thread
>>25973520
TO THE SKIIIEEEEEEESS
>>25973531
SEE CAROLUS RIIIIIISE
I'm snowed in and my pc isn't working. Fuck my life.
Anyway, any horror movies on Netflix that are worth watching?
I just saw pic and it was pretty good, looking to get scared again.
It Follows and Starry eyes are cash as fuck dont know if on netflix
I thought Oculus was decent
I also found Creep pretty funny. One of the characters is just like an autistic robot
Anon, its not your fault
actually, it is
>>25972595
No, anon, its not your fault.
>>25972497
I HATE MATT DAMON!
>tfw you dream about of her
>>25972481
>tfw you dream about of her
>try to rape her
>suddenly I teleport to a distant place
>tfw your own mind cucks you
I was a bit rude to her last time
I hope she still wants to talk to me
>tfw dreamed that she did in a tsunami that struck the whole east coast
what did it mean
There is nothing worse than being a male with ginger or blond hair.
just go bald
What if you're attractive though?
>>25972293
>bald
>with ginger/blonde eyebrows
even worse senpai
>Wow Anon, thanks for these Panic! at the Disco tickets!
>I'm sure Chad will love these.
>Huh?
>Go with you?
>Aww Anon, I like you, but you're just not "boyfriend" material.
>Anyway, thanks again for the tickets! I'll be sure to tell you all about the concert.
>he doesn't know that findom is something I'm into
>>25972231
It's ok I'll just fuck your mom.
Should have let me finished. I was saying i got you these tickets for us to go togheter. Guess ill take mommy instead and use the extra GBP for deens. Bitch.
>tfw still live with my parents
>19, neet
>Did the dishes for them the day before
>They are actively taking money from me, saying I owe them because I borrowed money.
>you fucking what.
>I never borrowed any money.
>Become spiteful, actually need that fucking money.
>Piss on all the dishes.
>Dip them back into the dirty as fuck sink.
>Few hours later.
>tfw mother is running through the house shrieking like an autist
>WHO DID THIS
>WHO PUT THE DISHES INTO THE DIRTY SINK
>Try my hardest to stiffle a grin
>Letting it fester while everyone slowly realizes its me
>never do anything
>never lie
Nobody suspects at first
>Suddenly everyone turns to me and asks why I did it
>Tell her she's retarded
>points out how I don't owe them, in fact, they owed me for money they had borrowed.
>They all realize they're retarded
>give me the money they owed me and then some
>piss on the dishes again
Who here /mischief/ ?
ey cycle
shut up you fucboi
I just had sex with my girlfriend and now she's getting me cereal with soy vanilla milk. How's your snow day going east coast robots?
>>25971918
>soy vanilla milk
what's his name?
>>25971918
lol. it's going pretty well thanks op.
>>25971918
I'm a khv and I've spent all day fantasizing about my crush and pretending she's here with me.
>random heart skipping
>suddenly feel tearful
>sinking feeling
Does anyone here get this?why does it happen ;_;
>>25971831
I get it a lot, i think it's my brain trying to tell my heart to knock it off with the beating, so i can finally die. My brain already knows i'm too much of a pussy to pull the trigger on my miserable life, so it's trying to do it for me
>>25971831
It's called cantwakemeupatitis. We all have it.
>>25971831
I'm pretty certain I'm bipolar but not going to a doctor or anything because i dont want it on record to fuck up my futureif i have one
Who even buys the "get psychiatric help" crap.
I know i am mentally ill but i refuse to get "help" because i would just be given sedatives and have my weakness exposed and documented.
No one can cure me. No one has ever cured a person with similar issues.
At best they can only supress me with sedatives.
>>25971758
I'm stuck in the middle:
>Too crazy to be normal
>Too normal for a psychiatrist
>>25971758
So you outright refuse to accept the clear and effective solution to your abject suffering, but still need to whine about it to strangers 24/7? Wow, you suck.
sedatives are worth it mang/
im prescribed some anti-psycotics which i dont take because fuck that noise and only take the fun pills.
its worth it for the free pills
>tfw allmost all of the girls you see outside every day already had someone cum on their face multiple times
>tfw you realize that, even if by some miracle you manage to get a gf, she will be much more experienced than you
>tfw I came on a girl's face
>tfw thread made me realize she's walking around right now and everybody is seeing the face that I came on
hot desu
do girls normally take facials or is it just in porn?
>give mother money
>ask her to pick one up
>told her I like it rare/medium rare multiple times before this
>message her again just to clarify
>she does this
For fucks sake. If it was her money or I hadn't told her before, I'd understand, but this is unbelievable.
>not liking it medium well
>liking rare
you want uncooked food? fucking disgusting, your mom has good taste
>>25971244
Go back to fucking reddit. It's not uncooked you goddamned heathen.
>"You did that on purpose"
>TFW the Song "Hotel California" by Eagles is a song about a white woman being raped by a group of savage thugs (niggers) in a Californian Hotel.
>>25971141
What is the proof?
>>25971196
the contextual meaning that creates a parallel between the nigger rape and society at the time.
>>25971141
It's about the music industry in Los Angeles in the 1960s and 1970s when musicians were exploited because there were just so many bands trying to become famous that they were treated as disposable and many got into drugs or became destitute
Guys, you didn't answer me last time. Do you like tsunderes?
>>25971083
Well, i ask you, what are tsunderes? Are they friendly? Do they like what i like? Could they be fun to be around, given the chance?
>>25971083
I'm legitimately curious as to why you keep creating these threads.
>>25971083
Strictly in anime, doesn't translate well irl
Should cheating be a punishable crime?
If yes should it be a fine or involve jail team?
Remember that rules would be applied to both sexes equally
>>25970763
no? who would get married then? or even be in a relationship, people would be too scared.
>>25970763
I think a guy should be allowed to beat his girlfriend if he walks in on her cheating.
No.
There would need to be papers saying that 2 people are a couple and what are the terms and conditions of the relationship (is it open? is flirting okay? etc).
making it illegal isn't going to make people not want to cheat. If someone wants to cheat, they're going to do it. If someone is going to rob a store, they're going to do it.
