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>robots
>claim to be men of rationality
>jerks off over the theory of evolution
>still gets mad over women not wanting to fuck your sad beta self
>still gets mad over women choosing men who are objectively a more fitting mate than you: more accomplished, who do things with their life, more evolutionary beneficial appearance (e.g. muscles, height...), knows how to lead and socialize, etc etc
The sooner you realize you don't rationally deserve to fuck a woman, the better.
You could perhaps change that and instead better yourself, but you won't - will you?
You don't deserve to be mad, and if you were truly rational you wouldn't be either, you'd accept the reality of the situation.
True robots dnt give a shit about women.
The ones who complain about >tfw no gf are just failed normies who are red pulled enough
who are you talking to? not everyone is the same here.
the sooner you realize this place isn't a hivemind, the sooner you can articulate better threads that won't go straight to page zero.
or you can just shitpost.
you don't rationally deserve to even be alive.
>>25961907
>failed normies
>posts on r9k to feel better about themselves
youre the most pathetic people on this board
the /britfeel/ meme is not funny at all. stop posting it u britfags REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
let them have it.
Their country is turning into Iraq 2.0
/britfeel/ has been here for a long time now
sounds like you're new here
you sound new, it's just a daily thread for brits it's not meant to be funny. If you don't like it just ignore it.
Would you date a girl that had never any sexual contact with guys but sucks off her dog when she gets so horny she can't help herself?
Could you even do that with a castrated dog?
>financial burden
>probably undesirable, dating would be unenjoyable
>degenerate enough to suck a dog off
>owns a cute dog
id do it desu senpai
yes
that is my fetish
Who here is a virgin and not actually that bothered about it?
23 and no sex here and I feel fine.
25 and I'm content on dying a virgin.
>>25960537
It didn't bother me until I turned 25. At some point the lack of intimacy will get to you. You're a mammal, anon, whether you like it or not.
>>25960537
23 not a virgin
wew lad
>son is uncircumcised
>always have to keep an eye on the doctor at every visit because they always try to prematurely retract the foreskin for 'sanitary reasons'
>doctors keep trying convince me to get son a circumcision to prevent any problems
why are American doctors so obsessed with destroying foreskins?
>>25958718
>doctors keep trying convince me to get son a circumcision to prevent any problems
yup. they are trying to rob your son.
>>25958718
The med-school jews taught them this it's not their fault OP
>>25958718
Why the fuck do you have a kid, are you serious?
gtfo normie oldfag
Choose one, robot.
>>25958688
Go back in time
10 million is the only correct answer
why the fuck would i want to fix my mistakes when i could get the cash?
>tfw you hear your parents talking about kicking you out
Anyone else know this feel?
What did you hear them say
I know a different feel.
>tfw just barely have my shit together
>tfw just barely productive enough
>tfw just barely helpful enough
I feel like my parents want to kick me out, but I'm just barely keeping them from coming up with a good reason. I've moved out before, too. It probably won't be long.
Sit down and level with your parents. Tell them if they want you gone, just come right out and say it, and you see yourself out.
dench edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm8HTdU0CbY
I'm still here. I know you're not dead. Thank you for showing me signs of life.
Bite meharder.
>flat's quiet for once on a friday, 2am
>about to fall asleep for the first time in a few days
>drunk flatmates barge in
>they won't stop shouting
>they won't stop slamming every fucking door they can
>3am, they start playing some nigger music
>wide awake
>shift 11-7, going to have to push it on someone else
>mfw i'm going to have no money for food because of these cunts
All I want is to be able to sleep from 12-7 like a normal human being.
Is that really too much to fucking ask?
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4286xj/my28m_girlfriend27f_said_the_hottest_sex_she_has/
Here's a pastebin. http://pastebin.com/rvSTb9Jv
Don't let this happen to you.
back to reddit with you, faglord.
>>25956398
I gave you a pastebin, you shit. How ungrateful. Read the story.
Why don't you just grow a bigger dick and get good at sex?
Is a girl who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a deal breaker for guys?
I think oral is gross because of how urine drips out of the penis after urination and makes it dirty. Also guys touch their junk from to time and bring the germs from their hands onto their penis. It's also close to the butthole so if the guy farts while wearing clothes, the fart bounces from the underwear onto the penis and you're pretty much sucking on a piss and shit infested piece of flesh.
>>25954798
Is a guy who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a dealbreaker for guys?
>>25954798
Only a dealbreaker if you're fat, tbph familia
Try a feminine dick sometime. I think you'll like it.>>25954798
ITT: get it off your chest
this is a no-judgment, anonymous thread where you can say any of the weird shit that's on your mind
i want to hear your venting and confessions
please tell me
I jerked off my dog's dick when I was a young child
After spending a lot of time on r9k and seeing how guys and girls think differently, I think I have the brain of a man and would be trans if I wasn't so feminine/girly
I like Trump and can't tell anyone or they'll think I'm racist
What was she like /r9k/ what happened why dont you speak to her anymore?
>>25941785
>sophie
>sher used me for personal gain then ended it with "youve served your purpose"
She was a beacon of life blazing out across a black sea of nothingness. She came online less and less and then not at all which I presume means she blocked me. I don't blame her, I'd ditch myself too if I could.
I met her at the end of my senior year of college. She was attractive, confident, smart, at least as if not smarter than me, and cool. We had some chemistry but then the world split us. She's probably my ideal, if I could be with her again, but I'm mostly just pleased it even happened.
I just don't feel like doing anything. Nothing seems to interest me at all.
I don't care that I'm ugly, I don't care that I'm lonely, I don't care if I don't have a gf, I don't care if I'm in love with a fictional girl.
Anyone else don't care?
>>25964821
i couldn't give less of a fuck too
>>25964821
I care too much probably. My insecurities are driving me to suicide little by little everday. For the past 3 years there hasn't been many days I didn't feel depressed or think about suicide to some degree. I hate my life. I want the pain to end, nobody cares. Certainly not a qt gf, I will die alone...I hate life.
>>25964875
same, but i havent had any emotions in years, its very strange wanting to feel anything including pain, because then i would know that i might be able to feel good one day
Growing up I was one of the few people in my town who liked anime, not because it wasn't widely accepted, more so no one knew about it.
What I took from many of the series was that one had to stick to their aspirations to truly be great and life. I would see imperfect heroes struggle through trails and tribulations with their goals in mind.
Another reason why I liked many of these series was the sheer creativity of the monster designs and locals. The same goes for many Jrpgs. The smooth jazz and 16 bit tunes helped as well.
I actually work at a US subsidiary of a Japanese game company, speak the language and have made a couple of trips over on company business.
When I went to college and I first saw "weeaboos" for the first time I was shocked and horrified. I never knew that people interperated characters this way, having 'waifus", beign really loud, making fantasy worlds for themselves and cosplaying.
When did this all happen? And when did this become the general consensus for most anime fans?
What are your sentiments on this overall, and do you think many people perceive it this way?
I gotta know dudes
>>25964379
It's because anime is firstly aimed at children and should be treated as such. It doesn't mean adult can't enjoy them, and there can't be anime for ""adult"" (I know some middle schoolers that loves Kaiji) but it is fiction to pass the time.
Now the children that watched anime back then, have grown physically but not mentally, they cannot distinguish it from the reality, they basically live by escapism, and as they're the primary customers of goodies, anime must evolve and pander to them.
That's why 90% of anime are moeshit nowadays, it's made by and for losers virgins.
>>25964606
/thread
Bloximus blox
So it's been proven that gender is just a performance - a series of reiterated acting
What other parts of your life do you consider to merely be performance?
>>25964319
being a faggot seems to come naturally to you, OP
>>25964319
>it's been proven that gender is just a performance
source?
>gender is just a performance
What kind of Tumblr tier shit is this? Is my dick a performance? No. It's a fucking male appendage which MALES have. Take this shit to Reddit.
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