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is this the perfect woman?
No.op warranted unoriginal content, don't ye know
>>25958258
No, she's got a fucking mustache.
>>25958258
Not bad. Looks kinda like my gf.
damn let's do some haikus
>>25958157
searching for good porn,
i stumble over movies.
touch myself cum quick.
Normies get out now
You don't belong on this board
Ree ree ree ree ree
looking at the screen
text starts to warp, bugs skitter
voices in my head
1998:
>wake up
>eat with the family
>share laughs
>morning cartoons
>play outside with siblings
>come back in
>late night relaxing vidya
>go to bed happy
2016:
>wake up
>4chan
>eat alone
>4chan
>fap
>4chan
>late night vidya
>go to bed sad
Where'd it all go wrong?
>>25958150
>where did it all go wrong?
It went wrong when we started distancing ourselves from others. Or the other way around, it doesn't matter because in the end we're alone either way.
>>25958150
>Where'd it all go wrong?
4chan.
>>25958150
Does it matter?
We live to die so don't take life too seriously.
anyway it's more common to be dead than alive.
>23
>khhv
is there any hope left for me?
>>25958067
hookers m8
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>>25958119
i dont think i could ever do that...
women in 3rd world countries are your last hope
>fuckbuddy admits she sees me as a bad boy because drugs, tatts etc
>is only with me because my big dick gives her super orgasms
>tfw she says I'm not bf material
>>25958049
Sounds like a horrible person anyways.
>fuckbuddy
>big dick
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25958071
good point, she doesn't deserve the big dick
>tfw just got a letter mailed to my house saying I've been placed on academic probation
>three semesters' worth of being too depressed to work and too socially-anxious to go to class (or write an email, or go outside, or look people in the eyes, or do literally anything) have finally caught up with me
>my mom isn't even mad, and this makes me feel like even more of a shithead
>no friends to talk to about this
>probably going to go on medical leave and/or finally kill myself
I feel very calm right now. I think I should be scared, but I feel the calmest I've felt in years. Is the end near?
Im in the exact same boat man, I want to succeed but the path is so fucking long.
>>25957988
When you're depressed as fuck, just try not to fuck everything up so badly that it can't be undone. Because one day, you will no longer be depressed, and then you can go about fixing things.
Go to your university's psychologist you dumb cunt
From the HACK FRAUDS jew cuk abrahms and george lucas and rick berman comes the new new masterpiece the Force Rising. They may have gone too far in a few places but It's like poetry, every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one and it's artistically designed to be that way but we can diminish the effects of it. "its the most disappointing thing since my son" what do you SONGWRITERS FROM ISHTAR think about pic related faggots
>>25957721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KdQ7Gig770
/tv/ do you have a Space Cop torrent yet?
>>25957721
I've been getting ads for this on every porn website I go to, anyone actually viewed it yet?
tell me: what makes you happy?why aren't you happy right now?
>be me
>go to a psychiatrist, unknowing of how monotone my existence is
>she asks
>"Is there anything in your life that makes you happy, something that gets your heart going?"
>mfw
>>25957675
Naht rely
>>25957675
Honestly, I don't really know. I can't remember if I've been happy actually, not for a while. Maybe somewhat content but that's it.
Man, I don't know what would make me happy anymore...
>every other primate is in frequent intimate contact with other members of the species
>most humans do the same to a lesser degree
>virgs are doomed to go without this, I don't even remember what another human feels like anymore
Do you think this has a psychological impact
>>25957595
Oh, it definitely does for some. I recently got my first gf after being alone for 23 years, and my outlook on life has changed for the better.
>>25957595
Post address. I'll come over and we can cuddle.
>Do you think this has a psychological impact
Of course it does. What do you think the cat lady stereotype exists for? Or the stereotype of the bum with the stray dog? When people end up alone, they turn to pets in the absence of physical human contact because one way or the other, it is a fundamental human need which must be met.
Also the fact that some people snap and shoot people because of it should also be a pretty big indicator.
Who /thermos/ here?
>>25957502
What are you supposed to put in a thermos?
>>25957502
I sip tendies out my thermos tbqh senpai
what a dumb thread
stupid fucking frogposter
My favorite rapper just got sentenced to 20 years in prison for robbing a Walgreens (Dindu nuffin).
Literally the most redpilled rapper I know (Ruben Slikk).
Music for this bad feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
Try this
Then fuck off
>>25957234
>redpilled
>prison for robbing
Just listen to some nwa and you'll feel better that he isn't dead
Hey /r9k/,
Anyone got that exit bag image? I sort of want to do that later alone at a beach or something. It'll be nice. Maybe have a nice illegal campfire going. Don't know what I have to buy off Amazon though.
>>25956988
Helium supposedly is diluted with oxygen these days, might not work.
>>25956988
my plan was to go to the beach with a cyanide pill, you can find them online. they're like $300 though so be sure you're gonna do it before you blow that kind of money. that's not my plan anymore, been thinking about trying to get my name up on the high score list but that's probably not gonna happen anyway. fuck life XD
god I wish I had succeeded
Are outie belly buttons okay on girls?
>>25956724
I can't think of anything less important about a girl's body than their bellybutton.
I got a belly fetish and outie belly buttons are sorta my thing.
outies are disgusting
Your country?
Are your women a bunch of degenerate coal-burners like American women?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlTj0A2Pwg
>>25956425
wrong board buddy >>>/int/
but to answer your question
1. Mexico
2. i don't know, i hope not
>>25956425
>Australia
Only the teens are, I rarely see coal burners here.
Niggerniggerniggernigger
/thread
What do you order from Mcdonalds /r9k/?
I usually order two double burgers and a mcnugget meal or a quarter pounder and a mcnugget meal
>>25956256
I order the same thing, except I remove those nasty ass pickles and onions from the doubles.
Three double cheeseburgers, a junior chicken, and a large fries
155lbs
Usually a quarter pounder with cheese, large fries and chocolate shake with no cherry. Cherries are fucking nasty man.
