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>finally get some weed (not easy for a robot)
>time to mute my suffering
>light up
>joint immediately burns open and all my weed blows away
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>25950662
kek
anon you fucked up
>>25950662
Buy a bowl man, a cheap one is $15
>>25950917
more like 5-10$
has anyone here experienced an altered state of consciousness brought on by computer use?
it seems like the repetitive behaviors can get me worked up and very mentally angry and confused. A weird state of ennui and lack of mental clarity comes over my consciousness and I start to (not even joking) gibber and clench my teeth repeatedly in a totally irrational mental confusion and psychotic anger. I don't understand why this happens, and wonder if other people have experienced this?
right, r9k has too much traffic and only the general fembot feels bullshit gets responses
a bump before I try someplace like wizchan I guess
>>25950646
Yeah. I clicked on twitter followers to unfollow them in my timeline searching for ones I didn't want. It put me in a Flow (Psychology) state where everything was open and moving like the air in my brain.
>>25950646
If you think any situation without drugs counts as an altered state of consciousness it's probably just because you haven't done drugs yet desu.
So I had anal for the first time last night. AMA
>>25950513
sauce op
now
now now
What did ya think?
>>25950513
Giving or taking?
>tfw quit vidya and anime
>tfw I literally have nothing to do all day
What are some good hobbies that I can do all day?
>>25950476
jerk off vimilia
>>25950538
I do that anyway desu
>>25950476
educate yourself (original)
ouch it hurts.
>>25950331
Fuck off roastie Don't be so toastie
>>25950331
who /selfharm/ here?
>>25950503
i wish i had a vagina tb.h
>Smoking weed
>Listening to music
>Dim, warm lighitng
>Burning incense
Who /COZY/ here?
>>25950110
>>Smoking weed
fucking degenerate
>>25950121
If you aren't a degenerate you aren't a robot.
Im high as fuck and bored since i cant find any good youtube videos or movie i would want to watch.
Also thinking about smoking more
besides that pretty /okay/
If Ethan Klein can get a decent girlfriend (now wife) despite being a bit chubby, why can't you?though you should still exercise for your health's sake
Because he's funny, confident, and outgoing. I'm shy and have acne.
I don't think being a bit chubby will hurt you, but being morbidly obese will hurt you in the dating market. Remember, it's a numbers game.
I cannot stand this fat ugly jew
It's snowing so I'm starting a comfy thread with comfy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cAbf2FPb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EgLB1_FXqg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdQYzEc6wYw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1lTfNb0nZE
>2016
>Not being a drug dealer and getting sex for drugs
>Not getting your dick wet from used up Stacey from your old high school
>>25950012
>relatively clean and organized
>implying the person that took this photo isn't a white male.
>>25950033
>implying whites can be men or anything other than cuckolds
Cultural Marxism is a hell of a drug
Women are trash and gravitate to it
who /depersonalized/ here?
please share your stories
Me. Got it from smoking weed when I was 16. Had a "bad trip,"
life went down hill from that point. 19 now and nothing has gotten better. Still deal with it everyday. I've probably had 2 occurrences that lasted briefly of when I did not feel like I do, and in those short minutes I actually broke down and cried a little because I was so overwhelmed. If any robot has advice or recovery stories would be cool. :^ )
>>25950484
it seems like everyone gets it from smoking weed. it just sorta happened to me over my teenage years without any drugs.
im seeking advice as well, so im no help there
>>25950484
Consider the idea of whether the "self" as we commonly think of it may be something in-between an illusion and carefully fabricated construct.
All neuroscientific evidence points to consciousness being a phenomenon caused by the brain and the rest of the nervous system and its reaction to its environment.
This means that our concept of a "self" doesn't really make sense. We are conscious chemical soups, but ultimately we're not the "same" people we were yesterday, nor are we the same as we'll be tomorrow. There will be subtle differences. As time goes on the differences will get bigger and bigger.
Just think about this for a while and I bet it'll make you feel better about your depersonalization...or at least, it might make you feel different about it.
My advice to you would be to stop worrying so much about living life from a "first person" perspective (I'm speaking figuratively here). Don't focus too much on your "self", because from what we can see now, it doesn't really even exist anyway.
Why are high-waisted jeans so boner-inducing?
>>25949511
Because they're not? Smh 2bh f@m.
>>25949511
because they hide bitches disgusting fat bellies
You wanna go back to the 80's when they were fashionable?
confession thread?
cigarettes actually taste like shit I only smoke them so that high schoolers will think I'm cool
Cigs taste great, but make me sick
i like the smell and taste of cigs but have a babyface so everyone thinks im an underaged smoker
I believe more than half of this board consist of normies that extrapolate their problems or pretend to be an actual robotfor I am one of them
So this is my first time on r9k. Not sure what to post so, here's a picture of 4 robots doing robot things. I work in Maintenance in a welding facility.
>>25949413
I like robots, they aren't bogged down by emotions. I want to live my life like a real robot, they are my idols.
>>25949480
emotion means nothing to my robots. Only logic.
>>25949529
I like these robots
Has anyone here met or interacted with Elliot, no matter how brief an encouter?
For those who haven't what is the closest connection you have with him?
I once stayed at a very expensive hotel in Colchester, England which boasted a breakfast buffet of 'over 100 food/drink items'
This sounds very similar to the hotel mentioned on page 96/97 of My Twisted World
>>25948993
>you will never hold Elliot's ankles as he does 8 and a half sit ups then gives up and writes a manifesto on how crunches should be enslaved and put in an ab production plant
At the time, I worked at a BMW tuning shop in LA.
My absolute first thought when I saw the photo of him in his car was "oh fuck, I hope he's not one of our customers," but then I realized it wasn't an M3.
>>25950340
Dinan BMW?
Any other KVs here like to talk to women just to piss them off?
I don't mean actively trying to anger them, I mean by just walking up to them and saying hi. By merely not being Chad it pisses them off or makes them "uncomfortable" even in the most typical setting. It's fucking gold and I dont see how more men dont find it amusing.
Feels good to do what is to them a waste of their time.
>The way they squirm and wish they could tell me to die.
>The way they try to act polite as if they actually want me there.
>The retarded sighs they do when they're bored because you aren't funny enough to be their jester
It's hilarious. I highly recommend it, it's good to grow your social skills too and you'll learn how to piss off normalfags. Why join them when you can ruin their day and possibly their social lives?
Best part is that if you lift or practice applied marital arts like Muay Thai, then if a Chad gets pissed off that you accidentally approached his girl you have an excuse to drop him since he threatened you.
>>25948888
>like to talk to women just to piss them off?
I'm backing away now
>>25948920
whatever you say bro. I hope you dont think that post was in any way witty
You can start "backing away" out of this board while you're at it
I wish I had the balls to do this, OP. You're doing God's work.
