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Is a fat, white, male, with bad facial hair the absolute worst thing you can be?
>4chan users invoke it to slander SJWs
>tumblr users do the same for MRAs
>Christians use it on atheists
>100s of edited versions to represent every group you could possibly need
>used in nearly every 4chan argument at some point simply by channeling the image with the word "fedora"
Add balding.
>>25950379
No, it's not. Being a nu-male in general is, although fedoras are basically an extension of the autistic male and the nu-male.
>>25950379
They bring it on themselves.
>Step 1: Don't be fat
>Step 2: If you're fat, don't wear a fedora
>Step 3: If you're fat and wearing a fedora, don't pose for pictures holding a katana
There, crisis averted. The real puzzler is how there are so many fat, neckbearded, fedora wearing, katana wielding guys who think that this is a wonderful idea and they should take pictures of themselves in this state.
So, what's the most unlikeable board on 4chan?
/pol/
literally every single thread is to make you rage
whereas here every thread makes you feel
>>25949274
r9k
r9k
r9k
r9k
only answer
>>25949299
/soc/ and it's not even close.
Post chads with qts
>>25948834
why feel the pain, come back to ugly thread anon
No, I don't have pics of Chads with stacies on my computer
And I'm certainly not gonna go searching for some just to post it here
>>25948834
all i see is a beta cuck and his orbitee female.
Who D.C here staying in comfy bed at home watching all the normies play in snow like it's some novel thing that's like never happened before.
I'm from NY why are people here so fucking stupid down here when it comes to snow and act like a nuclear missile is about hit. Litterily at the supermarket people were fighting to get a space in line. What the fuck are these people gonna do when shit really does hit the fan?
>that feel when live in central NY
>that feel when constantly blasted by countless feet of snow and no one cares
It's an insecure kind of feel
>Blizzard
You know it's chaos when the yuppies and basic bitches are fighting over the Starbucks lines.
>>25948654
No kidding. Any NoVa robots here?
![tumblr_inline_nt0vwfxruj1spsojg_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EbW25Yb.jpg "tumblr inline nt0vwfxruj1spsojg 1280[1]")
>6ft1in but always wished I was taller - when I was asked as a kid what i wanted to be when I grew up I would always say "6ft6in"
>whenever a guy is taller than me I get a tight chest, mixed feelings of rage and overwhelming sadness
>nearly burst into tears today because a guy in the queue behind me was significantly taller (probably about 6'4")
>>25953816
holy fuck, the autism...
>>25953912
>holy fuck, the autism...
What board do you think you're on?
Do you have clear skin OP? Because if you do you can fuck right off. I'm the same height and I've had acne since I was 14.
>you now smell blueberry scented marker
>>25953208
I don't know what that smells like, so jokes on you, faggot. I don't smell anything! haha!
>>25953264
I don't know what it smells like either.
>>25953208
I thought you had to be 18+ to post here.
>>25953208
I smell crayons actually. Maybe cause im coloring in my Frozen coloring book.
I just watched somebody tip $208 to a camgirl on a free site.
What the fuck, I thought I was pathetic for watching these things but how do people fall so low?
maybe he just has a lot of money to throw around. could be peanuts to him
>>25953128
Buyer's remorse OP?
>be a girl
>cam on chaturbate or myfreecams while doing homework or watching movies
>don't show face or talk
>still make big $$$
>literally free money
i wish I was born a girl
Robots, I'm in a dark place.
I need to get a job or I become homeless. 19 years old, poor as fuck, dropped Uni, 25k debt, diagnosed bipolar, loony bin, not on meds, fucked up health insurance, tried applying for disability but got turned down.
Its become so bad that typing this is a struggle. Doing paperwork to get my parents food stamps is a struggle and extremely stressing.
So how can I even manage a job? Well I have certain techniques I used in high school to psyche myself out temporarily. I was thinking if it was an admin job, or a paper pushing job I could get a cubicle or something and be left alone.
Good robot-tier jobs? Please? Robots? I've given up on hopes and dreams, ready to sell my soul and cruise into being dead insidemore than I already amuntil I become an hero at 30 or something.
kill yourself first and go from there
>>25953110
No anon come on, read it. 30. 30 years old. Already tried and failed once, passed out on the train tracks expecting to fade to black listening to my favorite music but instead woke up on a bench somewhere. I don't remember moving myself.
kill yourselflife is overrated anon
Share with me your favorite anime openings, /r9k/. I want to judge your taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF_YC1-hsqg
>>25953055
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF_YC1-hsqg
it's you Sach, isn't it? only you like this band top kuk
>>25953055
By far my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJB0uCERrEQ
>>25953055
i can't even begin to be fucked to remember my favorite anime openings, but ive watched a couple good ones with my buddy when i was staying with him.
we would drink green tea, make quesadillas and watch anime in his room under the stars.
he would hog all the covers and i would be cold.
>tfw work tomorrow at 6 am
>>25952578
>on a Saturday
What kind of wagecuck shit is that? Shaking my head at you, family. I'm glad I moved out of my last job field and went back to school to avoid shit like that.
>>25952578
wow same here OP, i work at fucking wegmans, hbu?
>tfw online university starts in 6 weeks
oh well, at least im being paid study-bux to do it
Enjoy your two days of freedom wagie!
Mr. Shekelstein will be really happy to see you making my custom-made Sandwich art on monday...
T I C K
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C
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>>25952447
never ever stop.
>>25952447
Why would a NEET shill for subway?
Enjoy your future anon.
I'M FEMALE
Now that I have you're attention, why the FUCK are you still pursuing women when time and time again it is proven it will make your LIFE WORSE
>implying i pursue women
>implying i have ever pursued a woman
checkmate christians
>>25952434
I'm homosexual masterrace, anon. Roasties have no control over me.
No woman could ever compete with qt3.14 2d waifus! Especially with vr and advanced sextoys coming along I can finally enjoy the final pleasure with my 2d waifu. 3ds BTFO
>First day of class everybody get up and introduce yourselves and tell us your hobbies
>partner up
tfw have no friends
>"OK everyone pair up"
>odd number of students in the class
>tfw always have to either partner up with the teacher or the teacher forces a pair of students who clearly want nothing to do with me to accept me into their group
>>25952352
I TREMBLED WHEN JOB "ORIENTATION" REQUIRED US TO INTRODUCE AND TALK ABOUT OURSELVES IN ROTATION WHEN IT GOT TO MY TURN I JUST SAID "THIS JOB ISN'T FOR ME" AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO TALK AND WALKED OUT
Reminder that all rich people deserve death and that all rich people never worked hard a day in their life.
>>25952104
I've never met a single rich person who wasn't an extreme workaholic, you're full of shit, OP.
>>25952104
I'm not rich.
But I'll tell you right now that poor people are fucking scum.
Ghetto trash that are too dumb or lazy to earn a goddamn wage.
Yes get rid of all the people who innovated, contributed to human advancement and created jobs.
I'm looking for a girl that I can chat with and maybe potentially get romantically involved if we vibe. I've been a bit lonely since college got in again so I think it'd be nice to have someone to talk to. I really think I could make someone happy and they could do the same for me. If you're interested please post in this thread and maybe we can get to know each other a bit before exchanging contact info.
Try /soc/, buddy. I think you've mistaken this board for something it's not.
>>25952102
From what I've seen everyone on that board is really self absorbed. I don't think it's that far fetched I can find what I'm looking for on here.
>>25952193
Do you see any girls posting in this thread? No. There are very few girls on this board and I will be surprised if even one responds to you. So you can take my advice or wait around for nothing.
