hey fellow robots, check out my totally crazy figure collection
>>25948332
Zatanna, psycho Mantis, ???, ???,
I only recognize Hestia because of that lolitoothbrush flash. Who are the others?
>>25948366
zatana
bleez
catwoman
psycho mantis as a kid
So, which are you?
Women, which do you like best?
I drew this up seeing how so many of you can easily skip to the "Not-so-bad Normie" step/ impersonation if you were just more calm/ relaxed and slightly outgoing.
Don't know. All that matters is how i see myself.
not so bad normie
feels good man i don't want to be chad
>>25948205
Not-so-bad Normie
also add lonely and scared (of socializing)
Any good tier sad music?
Easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqKOISC-kd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7smdWdW9zyU
Mad world - Gary Jules
>drink nothing but water
>still can't lose weight
Moral of story, don't believe the calorie in calorie out meme
yeah you need to stop eating dicks too
faggot
yeh fuck science
For how long have you been only drinking water?
Original
>take antidepressants at 13
>literally haven't grown since
>later find out they stunt growth
Who /cucked by the medical jew/ here?
So are you a super cute shota then?
I have semi-noticable moobs due to ADHD pills I took around the same time.
;-;
Feels bad man
>>25947689
I'm 5'6.
i had so much potential
/adv/ is absolutely useless and borderline Redditarded.
I'm 28 and my wife is 16, we're trying to have a baby. What preparations should we take? How long is the process? I'm very well-off financially so money isn't an issue.
Answer me, I don't have all day.
holy shit didn't I just tell you to answer me?
kill her and then yourself you utter faggot
>>25948173
/b/tard go back to /adv/
Can someone convince me that murder is bad, by using rational arguments, and not appealing to emotion?
Changing a person's life without their consent is bad
I'll throw the ball in your court.
Define "murder" and define "bad". This will make discussion simpler and more concise.
If you insult me instead of answering the question, then that just proves you hate critical thinking and you're not "rational" at all because you can't imagine that anyone else could have a different thought process than you or that anyone else would want the terms tightly defined to facilitate making an argument.
Sorry for going off. I spend a lot of time arguing on the Internet and I'm...
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>>25946446
waste of time. use it for anime and shitposting.
>have a checklist of things to do before I commit suicide
>one of the items was to leave my job
>told them today it wasn't working out
Oh fug. This is seriously happening.
Can't I just talk about this with someone?
>>25946125
If you're feeling this way about enacting it, you obviously do not want to kill yourself. Grow up.
>>25946765
why does everyone say that? if he's making a checklist of things to do before suicide, he's trying to clear his conscience and truly ensure that he wants to die. fuck off telling people to grow up. some people ARE grown, and have lingering regrets that they're trying to clean up. holy shit you're an idiot.
Ok, neets.
Let's settle this shit once and for all.
Which is the coolest pokemon?
ProTip: It'sBlastoise
Scyther, Scizzor, deoxys speed form, darkrai, Zekrom, Bisharp, mega gardevoir, mega charizard x, blaziken, mega blaziken, mewtwo, lucario, mega lucario, golurk, arkanine, lapras, cloyster, beedrill, tyranitar, ampharos, sharpedo, metagross, flygon, drapion, gallade, braviary, cinchinno's evolution, cotonee's evolution, talonflame, tyrunt's evolution, greninja, shedinja, arceus, dialga, giratina origin form, yveltal, xerneas, rayquaza, lugia, kabutops, rampardos.
Pick one.
>>25945782
i like lotad a lot
if he was real i would be his friend
Mawile was my waifu in 3rd grade and they made her become death in the 3ds games so her
Any kind of feels, get it off your chest
>chosen to turn my life around this year
>got a hobby, break dancing for social gains
>actually enjoying it
>other person joined a few days later than me
>already passing me
>was always weak, struggled with a bit over 1 plate deadlift today even if I have been lifting for a while
>other guy is bigger, can handstand...
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>no GF to cuddle with
>laptop has coil whine
>I want summer, sunsets, high temps
>>start dating a girl who has a 1y old daughter
>>i was a robot then i didn't know any better
>>4 years have passed
>>the girl i was dating is a manipulative bitch
>>must break up with her
>>have been putting it off for almost a year because i get along really well with her daughter and it would break my heart if i didn't see her again
>>probably...
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I would love to get a chance to do something heroic some day. Seriously, just imagine the praise I would get. Weather I save someone from a burning building or stop some madman, weather I live or not, I'd get people to praise and respect me. I'd be remembered in a positive ways. Girls will fantasize about being saved by me and write cringeworthy fanfiction of me, I guess that's good...
Yeah I'll probably be the villain. Quicker, easier, more plausible.
Misaki Friday thread. The weeks come and go but Misaki is eternal.
Not talking about how you feel ends in a one million Yen penalty!
>>25944921
>tfw no Misaki to keep warm inside a cold shack during the cold winter
Personally my week has been uneventful. Mother complained about me never talking to anyone but that's about it. Semesterfinals are coming up and I am getting increasingly anxious since oral exams and presentations are part of the finals.
Save me, Misaki.
Yay friday.
I've been using online dating sites for over 3 years now and I thought I'd make a thread about it, from a robot's perspective and experiences. The results have been so far been disappointing, but I've gained a fair bit of experience that I hope /r9k can use. This is going to be a long thread, so bear with my overly assburger posts.
Now for starters, I am still a no-gf, virgin who is now 32 years old. This puts me at a severe disadvantage along with my lack of social skills and no friends. To make matters worse I am not physically attractive, average...
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I started this in 2012, driven by the no-gf feels, finding it harder and harder to cope with being alone as I got older. I lost weight and exercised to try and improve my physical looks. It did help boost my confidence, which previously had been low and proceeded to try out several online dating sites. The only dating sites where I have had any measure of success in being able to contact women is Okcupid and Plentyoffish. These are the two biggest online dating sites in the US only with thousands of women, so for those of you in other countries you will have to do some local...
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My persistence paid off, despite having sent a message to over 800 women. The response rate was low, only 82 ever replied back, and I have only received two messages from women, both of whom were unattractive single mothers. Getting a conversation going was even more difficult, only 34 resulted in one. And out of all those, only 7 have agreed to meet with me on a date. And out of those 7 dates, only one resulted in more than one date. She stopped seeing me when it turned out we were too incompatible and friendzoned me.
The rest didn't take more than one date for...
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Overall the entire experience of online dating is a very frustrating experience. But for robots like us this is our only choice to meet women IRL and gain an opportunity to gf one. I will not give up yet, but it is depressing as it is harder and harder to get gf as you get older. I think my age is a major factor for my failure, so younger guys need to keep this in mind.
Being assburger as well makes matters worse. It is very hard to relate to "normal" women, even though inversely enough I had a better chance of getting a date with them than the smarter, more...
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Tell me right now, why the fuck are you on /r9k/?
It's one thing to be a ">tfw no gf" faggot who pities and cries about how much he wants a girlfriend, and it's another thing to be a full blown normal person.
Why does this board attract the latter so much?
This place is for anti-social rejects, not for sub-Chad normalfags.
Seriously, you constantly see threads and replies her about someone being with a friend, or doing sports, going partying or whatever other banal shit normalfags do.
Where is the core /r9k/ userbase? The loner,...
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I'm from the original wave of r9k posters.
You know, before this place became neo /jp/ when NEETposting got forbidden from there.
I am here for only one reason: the memes.
My bad childhood caused me to not be able to make friends very well, be very insecure and be awkward with everyone I try to talk to.
And alsono gf
idk, I just started browsing because there was too much Star Wars threads on /tv/ and I just stayed. I'm a 25 year old kv NEET but I couldn't give 2 fucks about bitches.
might order a pizza tonight lads edition
It's that time again - post waifus.
>>25940035
Wish OP image guy would hurry the fuck up and finish the OP
>>25940060
>Haven't watch K-On
>Mugi still my waifu
I'm so fucked up
Explain to me how I am not a robot after this fucking shit night
>no friends so have never been out clubbing/partying
>some guy from my comp sci class asks me if I want to go out to a party with him and some friends
>agree because why not guess it could be good just not sitting inside
>get to the preparty and I feel pretty awkward, the guy from my class has bought alcohol for me though so I get drunk pretty fast
>I'm...
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>>25939524
>some guy from my comp sci class
there you go pham
>>25939524
Too obvious man.. Almost tho. Try again
You went after Chad. Every girl wants Chad.
Stay in your lane, and you'll be happier. Accept your lot in life.