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>mfw I just want a robot to belittle me for being a femanon and fuck me like I'm trash.
>mfw I also want him to cuddle with him afterwards
Thats a very common fetish anon, women want to be degraded during sex, it's actually not really much of a fetish because a majority of women like it.chicago area?
>>25061052
Give contact then whore
Maybe if you lost some weight, you pig.
R8 my kielbasa
>>25060870
Horseradish/10
Great stuff
Graphics 8
OST 7
Replayability 9
Overall 6.5
>>25060870
smacznego, OP
>sit down beside pet
>it gets up and walks away
even animals know im beta
FUUUUUCK MY DOGS DO THIS ALL THE TIME
MY PUG JUST TURNS AND GIVES ME THIS LOOK LIKE, "OH, YOU AGAIN..."
FUCK YOU WILLY
>Stand around
>Animals always come up to me
>Walk by horses they stalk me.
>Stand outside and birds come and land on my shoulder
>Walk by dog it will come up to me
>Walk by cat it will randomly rub against my leg
>Swimming in lake one time. Fucking fish start coming up to me and slide against me.
You don't know how lucky you are.
>>25060981
>Not harnessing your druidic powers to fuck shit up
>december of senior year
>girl liked me
>she got detention for being late one day, joked about how I should get detention too to keep her company
>couldn't get detention so I waited outside in the cold near the parking lot
>somehow thought this gesture would be cute
>she's seriously confused as to why I was still there
>couldn't explain properly
>make her drive me home cause I missed the bus
>20 minute awkward drive home
2 years later a mutual friend of ours told me she heard about that incident and the girl that liked me thought it was creepy as fuck.
I still cringe to this day, the fuck was I thinking?
>>25060839
That is creepy as fuck.
>>25060839
My god anon, that has got to be the worst. It was creepy though.
>>25060839
Jesus christ the second hand embarrassment is real. I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight for playing this out in my head.
How do I stop feeling dead inside? How do i start having fun again and being happy? Or is this shit permanent?
pls respond im miserable
>>25060797
maybe you should seek professional counseling instead of coming here for advice.
Either change your life so a new view of life arises or try a near death experience
I just fapped to cuck porn. This is what low must feel like...
>>25060464
Why would that even be considered "low" to begin with ? If it's something you enjoy, just keep doing it, who gives a fuck about what gets you off dude ?
>>25060486
dont listen to this dude, thats mega low, OP
like super mega low
You ought to just do an ollie right into a noose and just end it, dude
>>25060486
I'm masturbating to a self destructive fetish. It was a one off but It's not healthy.
Now that Pepe is dead, we need a new meme to replace him
Any suggestions? Maybe other characters from boy's club?
>>25060394
Why don't we just stop with all the memes and grow up?
How about Milhouse?
>>25060782
good luck escaping them faggot. a meme is an in joke on a vast scale, you will be making submemes with your norp comrades till the day you shit your last.
>entire board is basically dedicated to hating women
>"fembot" posts something
>people reply
You pathetic fags have zero dignity. Not even a brain.
>tfw almost every post containing "female" or "fembot" gets 200+ replies
You are forgetting there are two types of people here. The ones who hate women and the normies who white knight women whenever possible.
>>25060374
Domo
>/fit/
>6'2
>not autismo
>no gf
>virgin
>why
>>25060243
>>virgin
cause you haven't had sex yet silly
>>25060269
Why aren't I when i look like pic related?
>>25060392
Step 1: Find girl
Step 2: Talk to girl
Step 3: Ask her out
????
Laid
that's how its happened for me since I was 16.
Wouldn't you love it if Rose wore a Japanese school girl outfit while she had her hair like this?
>>25060062
thats obviously a male
Hidden
>>25060078
No, that's obviously a cute grille.
what is rose ?
*licks*
Oh hey there wagecuck. I bet you wish you could have a lick of my candy, right? too bad! you're at work and can't have time for a sweet treat ;)
TICK TOCK WAGIE
>Impying a wagecuck could even see this message at work
>>25059648
Thisis pure autism.. You look like a moron.
>>25059648
Thisis also a sweet treat, but wagecucks can't taste it either.
>In two weeks people born in 1998 will legally be allowed to post on 4chan
>>25059555
this is when OP realizes that not everyone born in 1998 has the same birthday.
not all of them faggot. not all of them...
>>25059555
>Implying I haven't already been posting on 4chan.
>>25059617
Well well well
Looks like I'm going to have to call the mods
>tfw no qt to protect
Not that you'd be able to protect anymore, amirite
If you had one, you wouldn't be able to kill yourself. Freedom to leave is the most important freedom.
>>25060665
>imply he can't protect a fictional character
Should I spell my name de Vere or Devere?
>>25059436
they're spelled the same way you ceck
>>25059677
Li ket his?
Com mentun o rig in Al.
>>25059436
Devere
>tfw it's penis inspection day and you forgot to ask your owner to remove your chastity cage
>>25058932
I know that feel desu senpai you cuck baka
>it's a thinly veiled 'look at what an oldfag i am for bringing up 2011 memes' thread
WALK THE DINOSAUR HURRRRRR
>tfw you try to go potty like a big boy but you forget Daddy locked you in thick diapers
Oh well. At least it's nice and squishy.
