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>Be Me
>Kissless
>Hugless
>Handholdless
>Virgin
>Meet qt shy grill at uni
>Find out she has a BF
>Disregard the faggot
>Text her every day, from about 10am-2am the following morning
>She doesn't mention BF at all
>I sense she likes me
WAT DO /R9K/?!
She's amazing and just my type, I want her.
Pic related is kinda what she looks like
>>25050626
Pretend you don't know anything and plow her. Fuck the cuck. Then set it up one day where he finds out and gets all pissed at her.
she doesn't like you. that's just your dick thinking it has a chance.
they NEVER like you back, man. regardless of whether or not they mention their boyfriend.
what habbens????
btw give up
>there are actual people who believe that "grown ups" are more "mature".
I realized how bullshit that was shortly after I turned 18 and gained some responsibly.
Adults only act mature when they absolutely have to which isn't very often and sometimes never.
There are different kinds of maturity as well.
>>25050753
Enlighten me anon
What are the different types?
Its so weird because I see an older person and immediately tell that they really aren't all that different from when they were in highschool
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>>25050371
dum spiro spero
semper ubi sub ubi
carpe diem, seize the carp
Est-ce tu peux expliquer en francaise, s'til plait?
>>25051330
non
C O M M E N T W A S N O T O R I G I N A L
>tfw no average 5/10 bf
why even live
>>25050173
<Consult the image that I have posted for your convenience.
>>25050173
>asymmetrical jawline
>unkempt eyebrows
>overbite
>brown eyes
>looks like a faggot
hes a 3 at best
>>25050234
this desu.
Now THIS is a real 5/10
There is hope for asparadick man.
>>25049929
No shit, as strange as it appears it's probably fairly long, and that's all that matters.
>>25051011
it doesn't look like there is a lot of girth on it though, which is important, granted length is MORE important than girth, but one without the other is always going to be a problem.
>>25049929
Some women aren't totally hung up on appearances. There are girls out there who aren't shallow, you know.
I am seriously confused about the green worm (?) stuck inside his pubic hair though.
Did he not notice it?
Did he put it there on purpose?
Is the worm still alive to this day?
What does /r9k/ think of Basshunter?
VI SITTER HAR I VENTEN
OCH SPELAR LITE DOTA
I FEEL YOU MAN
Boten anna and dota were some decent songs when i went to school
babby's first edm, including my own. still holds a special place in my heart though.
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa6KhlKN3Hc&feature=youtu.be&t=1m40s
Dear god that fucking cringe
>>25049811
And so, a robot is born
>>25049811
what the fuck is wrong with her eyebrow?
I made a girl laugh today /r9k/. I'm usually an unfunny prick piece of shit, but today, I made a girl genuinely laugh. Maybe there's hope. Maybe. There's. Hope.
>>25049697
why do you bother yourself with women, anon? the only true love is between a father and son. kill your mother. kill her if you have to, do it for daddy's love.
i waited too long and now look what happened- he's dead. I won't ever be his little boy ever again. ever again.
Congrats bruh. There's always hope, you're young. Or you're not, there's still hope then too.
Proud of you faggot.
She likes you OP
Ask her to marry you
how do I get an entry level job that isn't labour, customer service, or sales?
The fuck kind of job you want then?
>>25049477
one where I can make good money and use my brain
I don't mind getting credentials for one
>>25049483
Security. All you do is tell people to gtfo and if they don't want call 911.
>at a pizza place
>make my order
>sit down to wait peacefully
>gaggle of womyn scowl and snarl at me
>they even make fun of the guy working
>and then they take selfies with the pizza and say they'll give the place a bad review for no reason
Why?
Why can't there ever be a good, calm, sensible, Iow-stress environment when womyn are around?
As I post this, they snicker and giggle at me.
All the nice people in the world got up and went while you were sleeping.
>womyn
LoL
>That Pokemon based off tanabata
>that Pokemon based off of some god or some shit
>go to hell
>tfw asian
>tfw will never have a cute qt3.14 black gf
why even live?
>>25049178
Are you retarded? Plenty of black people are weebs.
It's Asian women that are taught to avoid the black man, and even there it's not impossible.
I had a black girl that was all over me for a while. Definitely got some stares in public.
I'm a chink.
I'd like a swagged out Americanized Asian bf with a nice car.
Have you guys been out of the house yet? Did you know that Kylo Ren kills Han Solo (his father)?
I hate Star Wars although deep space nine was pretty cool
>>25048957
Why do you hate Star Wars? Hate is a strong word, it's only a movie after all.
>>25048898
Man I fucking hate you niggers, I cant go without getting every big thing spoiled
>all these neets getting kicked out by their parent.
It makes me feel lucky that I have parents who generally care and worry about me.
It would suck having conservative/white trash parents
>>25048590
>i'm a babby!!!! look at me!!!!! be jealous!!!
Why do you enjoy getting babied by mommy so you can stay in the basement and eat tendies and poop in diapers?
I know why. Fuck you. Leeches like you never want to learn how to grow up.
Good for you op. I wish I had parent like that
They get kicked out because they act like little shits
let's have a pedo feels thread.
Just feels and discussion please.
i'm not here to post, just here to say
loli is love, loli is life
thanks, and goodnight
Fuck off back to >>>/lgbt/
You are not one of us. Go be with your people.
> tfw your 2d fetish spills over into wanting to do this with 3d loli and the only thing holding you back is the fear of jail time with bubba
Welcome to your new class! I have told your new classmates what a gifted little boy you are. This is Sarah. I think Sarah and you will become good friends in the coming weeks!
H-hi Sarah M-My name is Anon
N-Nice to meet y-you
>>25048342
Ugh, don't talk to me. Just do the work.
Sup did u hear about that new vine.
