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He died for us so we can man up and start a revolution, he wanted us to hold hands strong together and end the equality on life, instead we are here shitposting making his death worthless.
So of the beta faggots just moved on and gone to reddit (reddit.com/r/hotwife) and are calling bulls to fuck their wives, fucking cucks. If you don't man up now you might end up life them fucking faggot cucks.
Robots are killing themselves on daily basis while, while no one cares for them. when you will man up and ask for sex as a right. How it's different from food and housing?
ITT: we man up.
/r9k/ is too soft. When are we going to have our next hero?
Btw I'm not American so there is basically no chance of my going outside and>getting shot
>>25062634
When he was at his computer writing the manifesto, I wonder if he could have imagined one day that reading his work is the only thing that gave a desparate Britbong comfort at night.
sex won't solve any of your problems
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were suddenly really handsome
Like, you had the same NEET life and everything, you were still you, but you magically got a handsome Chad face?
I would rule the galaxy
Or get on tinder and guck somehoes with my shmorgishbeal
I would believe in god, and do something with myself with the new confidence boost
i'd gain the courage to show my face in public and leave the house and walk among human beings for the first time in 4 years
>never masturbated while thinking of my celebrity crush because it would ruin her purity in my head even though I know she's probably taken miles of dick
god damnit...
Madonna-whore complex. Look it up.
>>25063569
It's partly that, although not exclusively. 50% of this is that I don't wanna fuck her in my head before I actually fuck her IRL. I know it will never happen but I feel pathetic doing things to her in my head.
>>25062578
>had sex literally thousands of times
>still feel pure and healthy
>was a virgin until I was 19
>felt disgusting and perverted that nobody wanted me and I was always horny
>can have sex right now while fantasizing about your crush and getting off on how pathetic people like you are
>probably going to read a book instead
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ONLY VINTAGE MEMES FROM THE MEME GOLDEN AGE ALLOWED
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>>25062386
quality thread here if i do say so myself
i miss the good old days
I was ready to dump but OP fucked up
who here /misanthropic/
who here /pessimist/
who here /anti-natalist/
All 3, and oh look there is nothing left to discuss because I am a nihilist too. There is work to be done, hope to destroy, people with suicidal tendencies to encourage. I don't want to circlejerk like other humans.
who here /absurd man/
who here /no hope/
who here /benign indifference/
who here /must imagine sisyphus happy/
who here /teleologically suspends the ethical/
who here /double moving/
who here /knight of faith/
so i just started taking these natural supplements for depression and anxiety and they are surprisingly effective. i'm starting to realize how normal people feel.
the problem is that now i realize my lonely robot life is actually not what i want anymore. i'm 20 years old and want to put my life back together, become a wagecuck and meet people and actually find a girlfriend now that my sex drive is back.
how the fuck do you do that? i don't know where to go, who i need to know, nothing. also, im a 6' tall lanklet with a handsome face and a bad hairline. you guys make it seem easy for people with good genetics to get laid, so how would you go about this is you were me? please help me robots
And so now I'd like to say - people can change anything they want to. And that means everything in the world. People are running about following their little tracks - I am one of them. But we've all got to stop just following our own little mouse trail. People can do anything - this is something that I'm beginning to learn. People are out there doing bad things to each other. That's because they've been dehumanised. It's time to take the humanity back into the center of the ring and follow that for a time. Greed, it ain't going anywhere. They should have that in a big billboard across Times Square. Without people you're nothing. That's my spiel.
>>25062039
I tried that shit a few years ago and it had a sort of similar effect, for a while. After a week or 2 it had no effect at all.
>>25062039
>>25062057
If you can't find some kind of social interaction where the people genuinley care about you then you'll realize what everyone else here already has.
Its pointless. People will just see you as a creep/weirdo.
I've been lifting for 3 years, nothing has gotten better.
Should I stop and become a trap?
bump and other words because the robot
What do you mean? I started lifting for 2 months and half now, only because I heard it gets better
What do you mean? You've gotten stronger and you've enjoyed the health affects of regular workouts. How is that nothing?
I was born in 1997, what is this? Is it a good movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-cGjFs4vkk
[crying intensifies]
I don't remember it, but gen 2 (Davis and crew) was utter shit. Watch the Japanese gen 3
WE'RE THE KIDS IN AMERICA
I dunno, I liked it at the time. Also it was the last VHS my family purchased.
>film about beta robots being forced to get a gf or they die
top fucking kek
>>25061698
Damn it's not playing near me. Looks breddy gud
why didn't they organise an uprising to topple their oppressors.
>>25061698
streaming link, OP?
I can't even cry anymore
>>25061651
Put a noose around your neck, and then report back.
>>25062828
I didn't have any rope but I hope this will do senpai.
>>25062887
Don't do it man
no
>tfw cant get rid of dark eye circles
Fuck my life tbqh senpai
>>25061494
Iktfb. I look like a junky cause of it.
>>25061494
>tfw you will never be a qt fem with dark circles around eyes
Turn weak points into strong ones. Work with what you have. If you're a girl go for the mousy or gothy look, contrary to popular belief that's still very much in and certainly now just with creeps. If you're a guy you could also pull this off. If you really dislike it and can't get rid of it maybe wear fake glasses to hide them, they might even look good on you.
I might lose my virginity tonight.
I fapped last night even though I wanted to save up a couple days worth before today.
I need tips. I want to go raw at first unless I can't handle it, in which case I'll put on condom.
Put condom, if you dont fap 1 hour before sex you will cum in 30 seconds
>>25061691
>Cum
>Wait for CD to be up
>Fuck again
>Last longer
Not that hard
>>25061691
>>25062149
So I'll be good if she blows me first? I'm worried my CD will be too long.
>In 2014 you thought 2015 was going to be better
>it wasn't
>almost 2016 and you think it'll be better than 2015
>It will not
>>25061389
please respond I have no one to talk, how are you holding up senpai?
dont worry m8 the european civil war will start soon enough and you'll have a purpose in life
All we can do is keep trying. I will at least try to do something different this coming year for my waifu.
>Be me
>Be tall
>Be athletic, lift 5 times a week
>Still aspie as fuck because redpilled robot
>meet girl in one of my classes
>she keeps looking at me and smiling
>usually ignore these as I've lost all hope for getting with the opposite sex
>she sees me in a hallway and starts making conversation
>can hear her spaghetti shooter cocking
>isthiswhatnormiesdo.bmp
>later ask her out to see a movie on facebook
>go see movie
>Try to act suave as fuck
>shes sort of having fun
>amianormienow.gif
>during our conversations realize shes a fembot equivalent
>she tells me shes friends with a bunch of computer science nerds
>tells me about the lame shit they do together
>mfw thats the kind of shit see myself doing if I had friends
>Make fun of her for that because alpha
>afterwards invite her to just chill after school
>tell her to meet me near her dorm
>shes walking from class with one of the cs nerds
>shes pretty short, about 5'5, her friend is even shorter
>I'm at least a foot taller than the dude at 6'4
>mfw they hug and she comes running into my arms
>mfw I lock eyes with the guy
>mfw I have become chad
We're all gonna make it bros
Nice bro keep up the work
fuck off our board faggot
you don't belong here
you're not a robot and you never were
>>25061392
Although I can never shake the feeling of getting cucked at every turn with her, I no longer feel like killing myself
Who paranoid of being manipulated here? How do you recognize when someone is trying to manipulate you? Share stories of manipulation.
>>25061134
If you find yourself doing something for someone while getting nothing in return you're bei you manipulated. Or course being manipulated isn't always a bad thing, there's nothing wrong with being nice and doing a favor for someone. But if you feel like you are doing something for someone and you're doing things for them often or what you do goes beyond a favor, and what you get in return is nothing or very little compared to what you had to do then man the fuck up pussy and put and end to it.
>>25061134
This.Fuck, I don't trust anyone.
>>25061221
>tfw my chronic cynicism has led to me pushing everyone away
>tfw can't establish any decent relationships
bad feel
