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Who here /cantshit/ and /smelllikeshit/. I havent been able to take a normal shit in years and i constantly smell like ass. I cant go to school or have a job because of it. I miss being able to shit and my normal bo.
pic related.
Your life sounds shitty
>>25068678
well memed have this pepe. And to top it off i might be going to federal prison!
>>25068818
Was it pizza?
>in this thread we bring out the highest levels of edgy
fucking bitch faggots ill slice you with my katana
you entire body will become nothing but a fountain of blood
one slice
you won't even see a movement of my arm
all you will hear is "problem kid?"
and in your final moments of life force will be nothing more than the sight of smirk slowly crossing my face
and the blood dripping down from my katana
>>25068561
I hate retarded people and want them exterminatedtfw I'm not even an edgelord this is just a belief I've held for a long time
>>25068561
*teleports behind you*
Kochi da!
>>25068639
Hahahaha you thought you teleported behind me, that was just a mere hologram
*teleports behind you* "Heh, I'm just getting started kid"
""Yuumo Gwei Gwai Fai Dee Zao"
"Yuumo Gwei Gwai Fai Dee Zao"
"Yuumo Gwei Gwai Fai Dee Zao"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAVfPJHlgCw
>gainfully employed making $80k a year
>NEETposting
its sumg who /employedNEET/
>>25068510
>/employedNEET/
that's like "dry water", "low fat butter", or "feminine penis"
>gainfully employed for 10 years straight
>attack wagecucks every single day
>>25068510
>NEET
>NO EMPLOYMENT, EDUCATION, TRAINING.
>HAVE JOB
>!NEET
I've got too much autism to do it IRL
gothic II because of hookers
grand theft auto vice city because you can do sado-maso stuff
vampire the masquarade bloodlines because vampires are hot
also i had a cool platformer game from a 90s compilation cd and you were a cop and you could doggyfuck female npcs after you killed the bad guys, it was really graphic guys
>be playing that game
>go talk to hot girls and "flirt"
>no matter what you do they'll only like you if you give them money
perfect portray of life
>>25068365
Dwarf Fortress tbqh
For the wagecuck, the thought of not being someone else's personal slave is inconceivable. The reason they lash out so violently at their NEET betters is because we've discovered a life hack that exposes their careers as exploitive and ultimately pointless.
>>25068233
Agreed neetfriend
Wagecucks are lost on the path to enlightenment and it's our duty to help them.
>>25068293
man i wish i had a garden
i would really tend to it and give excess goods to fellow robots
but i don't have one... such is life
>>25068325
Anything is possible when you're a neet
Follow your dreams
>3%
What does Dubya have that he doesn't? Why is he losing THIS fucking bad?
https://youtu.be/COiPdrlmkaE?t=2m50s
Dubya didn't have the legacy of Dubya from his family name.
>>25068216
He's low energy.
America knows a cuck when they see one.
Forced or not, this Jar Jar replacing Pepe thing sounds like a good thing to hide my boredom from myself
this will be the "reee" version
>>25068093
how about you kill yourself instead
>>25068093
MESA NO LIKA NORMIES REEEEEEE
>>25068112
man, pepe is taken already. normies stole him.
>Tfw your entire language is literally memes
>>25067960
Nice reference anon. Except they were myths and legends, not memes.
all language is a meme
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
temba, his arms open
hi friends.
I have a friend, she's a girl, I'm not a normal. Shut up. Anyway, she just texted me that her bf broke up with her. What do I respond with? Like, saying "I'm sorry" seems weird, I'd say that if her mother died or something, I really don't know what to say.
Thanks robot friends, here's a cat GIF
>>25067601
tell her its her fault for being a stupid hoe
>>25067601
Tell her she can come over and talk
just ask her what happened and she'll do all the talking. if she wants to get in the sack with you, it'll be obvious
Don't blame Chad, blame society. You'd do the same if you were in his place. If anything you should admire and aspire to become like him.
>>25067569
and if chad was in our place, he'd do the same. if anything, he should admire and aspire to not become like us
>>25067585
Precisely. People here always forget that life is a food chain (not in the literal sense, but in a social sense). Most of us here are near the bottom, and for a social food chain to work, there MUST always be someone at the bottom and someone at the top. Somebody post that image with the different male types, from James Bond to bronies, etc.
>>25067664
shut up chad, don't try to sound smart
hey guys,
anybody know where you can meet girls? online or offline?
I've got a few in my dungeon you can have if you want, but it'll cost you.
>>25067496
>>>/soc/
Literally a board for it
>>25067515
i can trade you twenty bagels and a used napkin.
Have you guys seen Chef by Jon Favreau?
>>25067355
not yet, but it looks good so i plan to at some point when i'm in the mood for a relaxing movie
thanks for asking op
no, but my friend and i meme it for some reason. i dunno why
>>25067355
Yes, highly recommend it.
How autistic are you, /r9k/?
My personal story:
>see cute grill, has crush on her for a long time
>walk up to her
>whisper "Snape kills Dumbledore" in her ear
>cringe many years later
I'm quite autistic
>having sex with a girl i picked up from the bar
>after we finish, she asks to use my phone
>i forgot to change my pepe wallpaper
>she cringes visibly at my autism
normies just wouldnt understand
Nice LIEE
>Really cute girl I've been talking to
>want to man up and say how I feel about her
>never do it
Pro-tip:this is a current event
What does Pepe's penis look like? Anyone got pics?
There's one picture of him sperming all over himself.
Something like thisbloxxonoij
>>25067271
Here you go buddy.
>wipes pepe's bottom
There is literally nothing to be hopeful about because it's never as good as you imagine it. Why does my sick brain stop me from killing myself?
I agree. Nothing is good enough, and after a time, everything is going to disappear. Even if you make the happiest life ever, it will disappear. There is no real sense in life.
>>25067258
So why do we keep living?
Because I dont want my family to suffer.
