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Is it too late for me? For any of us?

I feel like I have a leak inside of me. Anything that brought me joy has dripped out of me long ago.

If you're reading this please tell me that you understand. Please tell me that you care.
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>>25080857
you stole that from bojack
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>>25080857
rare pepe lol
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>>25080857

I think I can relate, especially to your second paragraph. I feel like it is really hard, if not impossible, for me to genuinely enjoy anything or lose myself in anything. Its like everything just seems to dull, takes so much effort, I see all these other people enjoying themselves when they go out at night and I feel like an alien compared to them, like they still have a lot of life and vigor left and I have none. Why am I so dead inside?

I've been cucked, guys.

>get first gf
>lose virginity to her
>she tells me loves me
>I believe it
>she goes off on vacation
>meets up with her ex boyfriend and they have sex
>same guy who used to abuse her
>doesn't tell me for weeks
What the fuck is it with females?
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>>25080854
>I've been cucked, guys.

Don't say we didnt fucking warn you
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You're an emotional wreck and you got together with a female emotional wreck, and you're surprised at what happened.

Fix your shit, resolve your issues, and get access to non-shit women.
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>>25080854
You're not Chad enough

Also did you spend a lot of money on her, maybe paid for her vacation?

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>mfw I have a loving wife who provides for the family while I stay at home and look after the house all day
Best feeling IN THE WORLD
She works extremely hard to provide for our family, even staying late at work for overtime pay every night.

She even comes back home active and happy, ready for me to slap her around in the bed after I've cooked dinner for us and her kids.

You're missing out, /r9k/. You just need to b yourself and find the girl of your dreams.
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>overtime pay every night
>Her kids

This some subtle cuck bait.
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>>25080852
>her kids.

In a similar situation except the kid is mine.
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>>25082258
Props to OP for trying harder than most.

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>karma is real
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>>25080791
If fedorians are athiest, why would they believe in something supernatural like karma?

your implication makes no sense OP.
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>>25080791
>life is real
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>mirrors are real

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who /impotent/ here?
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If I find out im impotent ill either adopt a kid or commit suicide.

Havent decided if I want to be a cuck yet.
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If you are truly a robot, why care? Robots have no use for erections anyway.
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>>25080970
because i can't enjoy fapping anymore? think about it senpai

Are your parents weird or total normals?

>dad makes lip smacking noise
>sounds like he is just kissing the air
>keeps walking around me making the noise
>mom is antisocial and just sits in her room when she isn't working
>they don't do anything really
>were too poor for vacations, going out, and fun
>every time I try focusing or staring at boobs my dad starts following me around the house !along that lip sucking noise every five seconds
>mom tilts her head and erratically hums all the time
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>>25080678
>mom plays diablo 3 nonstop
>past 100 with several classes
>has done a play through of every single character in diablo 2 prior, through nightmare on each and hell mode with a few
>same with the first game
>refuses to try any other games
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Mine are functional alcoholics with 0 friends are social life. They work come home drink repeat. They pay no attention to me or my siblings never really have. That is until they get wasted as fuck and start bitching at everyone for anything they can think of.. so failed normies is guess
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>dad is entrepreneur and local politician
>mom is super social and productive
>participates in municipal council
>studied, is extremely influential
>has a lot of friends
>is part of a witch circle
>they do satanic shit which is hands down sick and borderline criminal
>tis some conspiracy shit
>mfw my mom is a role playing faggot

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Why put up with a load of shit just to get one fuck on the weekend?

Why don't you just go and jack off?

24 perma virgin neet reporting. I have stopped giving a shit about antything
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>>25080637
1 ice coffee please~
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>>25080637
Go get laid then try and say that. Sex is way better than jerking. Btw if you only get one fuck on the weekends then you're doing everything wrong.
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>>25080924
>sex is way better than jerking

This is debatable. Sex and BJ's feel weird to me because of years of porn. So obviously jerking off is better for me. I actually prefer licking/fingering/sniffing to anything else.

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I'm a 18 years old second year college student. one day, someone from my class who never talks to anyone decided to try and be my friends. He seems not to like girls a lot (finds them stupid, especially SJW), stays in his room and watch anime. He also seems to be really into me. I think most people would find him very ugly, but to me he's somewhat cute. How to deal with it ? (pic unrelated, I just love bunnies)
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>>25080549
What do you mean "how to deal with it"? Are you interesting in pursuing him as a romantic partner? You would need to fish around and find out if he is homosexual first and if so, ask him out or offer to hang out more. Not terribly difficult.
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Just be nice to him.
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Also, I'm very sorry for my typing mistakes. And of course I'll be nice.

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Grills are the jews of the two genders, think about it.
They are practically the same
>good for nothing but causing conflict and problems between social structures
>social defenses are solely composed of playing a victim of white men
>can spot money from a parsec away
>love nothing more than race mixing
>unable to do hard labor
>oy vey whide men keepin us doun dogg
>mhmmm gurlllll xD so independent so ethnic xD

Inb4 go back to /pol/ stormfag
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go back to /pol/ stormfag
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>>25080469
fuck off faggot poster
go back to your trap threads on /b/ faggot
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>>25080469
there are infinitely many genders

gender is a social construct

you must have meant "sexes"

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If you were good looking how would you even go about meeting girls?

You can't approach people in public because it's considered creepy and girls on tinder are vapid bores who aren't worth the effort. shit is hopeless
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>have friends and meet through them
>be in school and meet there
>meet people through employment
>literally do anything to participate in society
>use the internet
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>You can't approach people in public
Wrong. In fact, if you're out of ideas this is your best shot. Go, say hi, talk a bit, ask for her number, even for average guys it works.
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Get involved with stuff.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT I JUST REALIZED MY STEAM ACCOUNT GOT HACKED WTF

I CAN'T LOGIN
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it was I who did it
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>>25080445
Good because i'm taking it back again also fuck you for buying these shit Gothic games on my account
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>>25080491
Fuck you OP, the gothic series was awesome.

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Is it legal to have sex with a retarded chick? Not wheelchair-bound retarded, but downs level retarded.
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>>25080291

It probably varies by jurisdiction and whether or not the relationship would be construed as coercive or abusive.
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>>25080291
All women are mentally handicapped.
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>>25080291
So this is what I will become after years of depression? I will start thinking on fucking retarded chicks?

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>mfw no fap 1 month
Yeah,I am still loser ugly shit , but feel a bit better now.
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>>25080256
Why does no fap make ppl feel better?
Whats the scientific jist of it? Does it save up T or something
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>>25080705
I think it depends on the person. I tried nofap once, lasted ten days, I felt like I was going insane. I was just pissed off and prone to fighting with everyone.
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>>25080705
I've had mixed experiences with it. It does motivate me to chase the ladies.

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Rare yarl thread
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>>25080212
>>>/s4s/
>>>/trash/
pick one and stay
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THE PEPE MARKET HAS CRASHED THE NORMIES HAVE MADE PEPE USELESS ALL HAIL THE NEW MEME OF 2016 YARL!1
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post moar yarl

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>Too scared to kill myself
>Too avoidant to function in society
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>>25080016
>Get killed by someone else
>what's the antonym of profit?
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I know this feel. Most would have killed themselves had they walked a mile in my shoes. I will not break.
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>want to move middle of nowhere and become fisherman
>hate fishing
>hate fish
>hate places without internet

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