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>tfw left my laptop on while using the bathroom and dad found my cuckposting folder
This is why I lock my laptop every time I even go for a piss or drink which takes 30 seconds
>>25089484
So... What did he say? We need details.
>>25089484
>Ccuck the cuckposter
It's like pottery
>"hey anon, Chads coming over in afew, you wanna get you face back there and get me ready for him?"
>>25089378
Sure thing, Sis. What do you want me to do exactly?
>>25089446
>you'll never be sexually bullied by your fat sister
is there at least an anime I can watch with this premise or something
>>25089378
>"stop being a Chad-hog, its my turn this week so you get your face back here and get to work."
What are some songs that resume your life? Starting with a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xldmXca0kvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJsKILL ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKfD8d3XJok
Kill me already
Im on my phone so i cant get the link but
Tiny little robots by cage the elephant
What's up, dicklets? How does it feel to have a smaller dick than this dog?
feels the same man.
>>25089333
why are you posting dog dicks on a friday night senpai
hi le reddit
Should I go outside?
I don't want to go outside.
Should I go outside?
>>25089133
I think you should, even though you don't want to.
Go out for a nightwalk if you want to.
You obviously want it a little because you made a thread about it.
>>25089370
>>25089401
Nevermind, I already decided against it.
Have my fresh water, cans of baked beans and poop bucket, i'm set for the weekend.
Remember when normies feared the beta uprising?
It was only 2 months ago but it feels like a year ago.
heh, they feared it, did they?
They actually didn't even know about it. Not even the remotest clue.
>tfw too scared of saying anything online because fear of getting arrested for even mentioning the idea of the beta uprising
/r9k/ is designed for people to vent and prevent uprisings
> work as IT
> essentially just dick around on the internet all day, occasionally change a wagecuck's diaper
> get paid more than NEETs do for doing pretty much the same thing
> respected by everyone in the office for some reason
> only gripe is that I have to wake up early
Happy wagekek thread?
I want to be like this too, you are my role model
What certs do you have? Do you have a degree?
>>25088897
I also work in IT and dick around online all day, but everyone hates me because I'm ugly autistic trash and thus I hate my job when anyone is near me.
> Take my wife and two kids to Star Wars
> Get a sly smile as I'm handed the tickets, think nothing of it
> "Produced by J.J. Abrams"
> Hmm, sounds a bit like "Abraham", but Star Wars is based off traditional western mythology... so what harm could this do?
> Watch movie
> Glances between family get more and more awkward throughout the movie
> Realize I am being cucked
> Bow my head in shame and quietly sit through to the end
> Start sobbing as Rey and Finn fuck
> The Jew has won
> Daughter now wants a "big black staff" to hold in her hands
> Son is now a Homer
> Wife won't sleep with me
> Wife now sleeps with other men
> Only allowed to watch if crammed into a small white metal ball
>tfw you will never be apart of the resestance
>tfw you will never be moleested by rey.
Why live
>>25088693
10/10 would read again
Fuck your robot
but Rey friendzones the fuck out of hornyman.
this movie is actually about Rey and not Horniman
STOP
POST A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR SCREEN AT THIS EXACT MOMENT
That's as customized as possible on a unjailbroken apple shit device
fucking whoer what do you expect?
Wonder what her head would look like on a spike..?
ou have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25088579
I think I misunderstood the instructions of op.
Who /gochuumon/ here?
>>25088411
pretty fun show
was cute
this show and the gym are the only things that help my depression 2bh
Usagis are designed for breeding.
>tfw can't eat without throwing it back up
Does this mean I'm finally going to die?
>>25088203
you should be going to see a doctor
starvation is the worst way to die
Keep at it
Bulimia type thing or stomach virus?
Have any of you fellow robots had a porn addiction for an extended period of time?
I spent years overindulging in porn and I noticed my sexual tastes changed drastically.
I'm at the point now where I pretty much have to watch fart porn to get off. I literally jerk off to videos of girls ripping ass.
Its even worse now since my last gf actually farted in my face when I was rimming her and now I find myself eating the ass of every girl I go home with in the hopes she'll blast one in my face.
Tldr: life sucks for an eproctophile.
>>25088121
My porn addiction has also impacted my life negatively, but not as severely as yours. I have a hard time getting proper boners when I'm with a new girl. It's a combination of nerves and porn, I guess. It bothered me so much that I actually got some viagra and pop one secretly if I am about to have sex. I've had really good results so far, and I never need the extra help after the first fuck. I guess I'm just comfortable with a new girl after the first time.
I do feel like viagra is kinda pathetic for a 26 year old, but it's better than avoiding getting laid.
>inb4 ree
>>25088316
Yeah I've had the same issue, I pretty much keep ED drugs on hand whenever I go out.
Normal intimacy just doesn't arouse me as much anymore, sometimes the drugs don't even work, but physically I'm fine.
Its sad because a fart to the face is 10x as effective as Viagra has ever been for me Lol.
>>25088121
When I got over my disgust of trap porn, trap porn was pretty much the only thing I got off to for a while. After a few months the novelty sort of wore off though, so I gradually reverted to more varied interests.
Hey /r9k/, help me out.
Im going to the met with this friend on the new years eve. He is going to introduce his girlfriend to me, and there is also going to be a female friend of him that i talked a little on Facebook in early 2015. I thought she liked me since she would talk to me on Facebook almost every day but one day she just stopped. We had some high sexual tension conversations on Facebook but we never actually met in person.
So, my question is, how should i behave in the new years eve? Should i try to talk to her a lot, be quiet and only talk to my friend? What should i do?
Please guide me.
Oh, one more thing, im moving from this city 2 weeks after the new years eve, but i would really like to spend some time with her if that is possible.
Help guys im sad and i dont know what i should do
Pretend that it's your first time meeting her
>>25088423
But should i talk to her directly? like there is going to be 3 person there, my friend, my friend's gf and her. My friend and his gf are probably going to be kissing each other and shit like that so what should i do
or should i just talk to my friend and his gf and ignore her
i feel like its going to be awkward as fuck if i talk to her directly since we havent talked on Facebook since april
I wish I were a cute girl like Daisy Ridley.
fucking disgusting. she looks like a reptillian
>>25087886
I just wish every shitposting OP would kill themselves
>>25087903
Are you literally gay?
>dad changing phone data provider
>thinks he should cut off all my mobile data rates to save up on costs
>tells me this means that i won't be able to text or call anyone
>tfw this literally won't affect my life as i never call or text
>mfw father knows im a lonely loser who has no social life and will never be normie
i want to die
>tfw the next time our broadband changes porn may be blocked
>>25088261
"""""Great""""" Shittain
>>25087876
My life became much more pleasant when I embraced who I was. I spent years trying to enjoy being around people, trying to enjoy women, trying to find something worthwhile about clubbing - it's all bullshit. Wallow in your interests. I keep up a facade just enough to keep a paycheck coming. If money were no object I'd rarely leave my home other than grocery runs and the gym. Embrace it. Right now you need to focus on how to get to a point where you're living on your own comfortably.
