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I'm a visitor from /mu/ and would like to know about your fair board's culture
I was told by /a/ that we used to be similar at one point due to our affinity for feel threads, but all I'm seeing right now are threads about wage cucks and women sucking dicks, I'm a little confused to be honest.
Your musical taste is bad.
>>25101308
>I'm a visitor from /mu/
You're free to leave now
>>25101321
That's a cute assumption but it doesn't really tell me much about /r9k/. I already know every board outside of /mu/ has an adorable assumption that they know anything about music.
femNEET feels thread?
who here a femNEET but only dates wagie boys because they're hot and have money?
who here friend zones gross neetboys because they're autistic and ugly?
after all, us femNEETs need eye candy that will fund our lavish lifestyles
>>25101251
femNEEt here, totally agree. How is a neetboy going to buy me shoes?
>>25101285
I know, plus they're usually so ugly and obsessed with being on the internet when they should be rubbing my back while I post on r9k and read slashfic
>>25101251
>femNEET
How can I make myself look like a healthy person?
It's like I'm in shape but you can read how much of a beta I am just by looking at me
Stand up straight.
posture
eye contact
smile
be yourself
>>25101193
>you can read how much of a beta I am just by looking at me
?
In some situations that involve interaction with normies, I become anxious to the point my face becomes completely red and I start sweating a lot. The worst part is that I always try to control this shit but it's impossible, in fact the most I try to control it the worst are the effects...
Do you have any strategy or tips to avoid this fucking shit? Seriously, I can't take it anymore... job interviews are killing me...
>>25101185
bumpfuck the robot and hiroshima
I either don't go out or I get drunk/stoned and let that do the talking for me.
NEVER talk to normies
you will regret it every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eromanga,_Queensland
What about it?
Should we move there?
>>25101138
it's population is comprised of Australia's hardest core perverted NEETS, exiled from society as a substitute to jail
>australia
no
Life hacks.
>leave phone off all day so work can't call you in because someone called out
>attacking pepe
There goes the manchild r9k vote.
>>25100956
needs were never going to vote for him any way. they'd rather get free stuff from bernie.
>>25100981
*neets. fuck the bot
>stick dick in girl
>girl's friend is crazy
>realize if I break up with girl she'll probably kill me
what do?
fuck the friend too
>>25100961
>literally sticking dick in the crazy
dump her and kill yourself before she can kill you
I have not kissed a woman before
It's ok OP, things will get better, I promise. There are people out there who will care about you some day because deep down I can tell you're a good person.
Things are going to get better, you just have to hang in there OP. I understand times are tough and you're desperate for affection but there are more important things in life than that.
You should just chill out OP, it isn't a big deal. In fact some women will think it's cute that you haven't kissed a girl before.
We smokin' kush, I'm takin' breaths
If a opp in my lane, I'm takin' breaths
METROBOOMIN WANTS SOME MOO NIGGUH!
He ain't comin' right, then we leave him left
Being a billionaire, bitch I see myself
I'm Chief Sosa, Chief Keef Sosa
Give me some lime green, and some pink soda
>one chance on life
>born in lithuania
REUNITE THE COMMONWEALTH
THE SPIRIT OF PILSUDSKI FLOWS IN THE BLOOD OF EVERY LITHUANIAN
DON THE MOUSTACHE AND MANTLE HIS LEGACY
Lithuanians eat shit
Gibe Lwow
>>25100315
It could be worse you could be born in russia
xaxaxaxa
>So I'm at home getting gangbanged by these 72 different guys. Typical Monday, amirite?
>Anyway, my triple incest brother-sister-husband, cuz we're white y'know LAWL, walks in.
>And he says to me, "hey cunt," (yeah, we call each other names like that LMAO). "Mind if I get Tyrone and DeShawawn to fuck my asshole!?"
>But the problem is....THEY WERE FUCKING MY ASSHOLE
>Hashtag awkward!
Why is comedy so shit now?
>>25100290
>Why is comedy so shit now?
who controls the platforms from which comedians get exposure?
Anthony Jeselnik is pretty funny.
>>25100290
>women
>being funny whatsoever
Have you ever actually bought porn? I'm pretty tempted to buy an 18onlygirls account at the moment.
>>25100252
Don't be an idiot.
>>25100258
But so much of it isn't ripped man.
>>25100252
Few times I've bought some super niche stuff because you literally can't find it anywhere else on the internet. Also some JAV because that's an industry I genuinely want to support.
I want a bear hug! Will somebody give me a bear hug?
>>25100114
I'll give you a bear hug anon
>>25100114
Here's your hug you fucking whore
I wish I could give bear hugs.
I was made for handing them out.
Frenchie I love you so much
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>>25100085
Master whete are you
I think I might be drunek
>>25100274
I'm home, I was going to get a drink and get the day started but now I want to drink with my cute little pet !
>>25100274
>>25100305
>being this hard druglords
Who /death/ here?
>tfw on this day it is four years since your death
>>25100000
Five zeros to mark four years.
What does it feel like to be dead?
>>25100071
Like a constant wind that blows through you at any time, even if you're inside next to a fire
>>25100069
That was actually not even on purpose
