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>See this
wat you do?
ask him if he wants a blowjob from a dude
full homo
>>28690150
Push him off the cliff and gain his exp
Rip off them shorts and suck his schlong raw then bite it off and push him down that mountain as i no longer have a need for him then have his peter embalmed and mounted over my fireplace mantel.
>tfw mom gives me the ultimatum
>work or leave the house
>>28690134
well fuck sorry to here that OP hope you find a way out of it
>>28690134
LOL GET MOVIN' THERE NIGGA BOY YEHEHE
>>28690134
graveyard shift anon not much work depending on the job and don't have to deal with normie scum maybe a crack head or 2 i wish you luck
Who here /just doesn't care about to opinions of the masses/
>Be 6'7 black male
>Wear shades and a hoodie whenever I leave the house
>On my off days drive down the beach and stsre down women
>Women of all shapes and colors become visibly offended but can't/won't say anything about it.
>Some women have tried to get their boyfriends to fight me but even they sucumb to my power.
Feels good.
You still do. Why are you posting about it now?
>>28690131
this made me start listening to some MJ, thanks nigger
>>28690131
I'm surprised they don't cuck their bf's immediately
I'ts 2016 after all
>tfw no jc gf to sit on your face
>>28690121
go away bgdf
>>28690223
why would I go when I can stay
hi bgdf it's me, ar!
>just change your pillow case every night bro!
>just wash your face twice a day bro!
>just cut out soda bro!
>just make sure not to use accutane, the only thing that actually works bro!
>>28690106
>tfw little tiny pus filled skin colored bumps all over my cheeks
No matter what I do they will not go away. What are these things even called
If you're struggling with acne and washing your face day and night with over the counter facewash doesn't work, then your only option is to get prescribed a medication by a dermatologist. Don't go right to accutane, try different medications first, if they don't work then go to accutane.
>>28690106
Try minocycline.
I had pretty bad acne for awhile, but mino helped clear it up quite a bit.
Freestyle Friday
Yhall know the rules!
Let's go!
I wrap my dong in your sister's thong
She's underage but I see nothing wrong
Your cock in curious george, mine is king kong
And when it comes to tekken I'm better than Justin Wong
Gonorrhea meds ain't cheap
I got to pay deez bills
Sometimes I play with my asshole when I'm looking for cheap thrills
Nigga this aint no game, dis my fucking life
And if you think I'm rocking a jimmy your kidneys gonna meet my knife
No shame with the stains on my undies
Mama know the rules, if the bed rocking I'm with the honeys
Skidmarks while listening to skidrow with this sick flo
Go-go gadget guap I got mad cash
You say you a monstar but you're not even steve nash
My bars is hot like them flamin cheetos
I got a bounty on that pussy with a thousand Greedos
>>28690035
First things first, get this out of the way
on the beat i don't play
people say that you're gay
but i tell em hey
don't talk about a retard that way
you posting on autistic boards
while i go on cop killing tours
people hear this, saying "oh lawrd"
he just got killed
you're mama she bump this, i'm making a mil
mention my name you get capped like the dentist
on the beat i'm so dexterous
you say you're rapping but i'll finish your sentence
when i said i'm the best i meant it.
>>28690035
have a bump
Compared to me, you a weeaboo, anon-kun
Those who bet on you before we do our thing picked the wrong ones
Going head to head would be feeble, it's like Shaq versus Guangdong sons
Rudolph wants his nose back, you goofy clown
You act like your skin's black, tone it down
Your gut is like a gutter slut, it gets around
The pham gets high on what's under the sink
Dish soap sizzurp, add in bleach and some Drain-O
My head is buzzing, wonder why I can't think
Unable to see straight, feeling gay - where's the rainbow?
I'm afraid to post on a board where a green text
Can get you a visit from men in green vests
It makes no sense that NEETs who make no cents
Have parents' rules that get bent while they ignore rent
And argue about how the world works when they're ignorant
anon rip it on the mic
aint got no love
for QT cuz they mind corrupt
battlin depression
gettin hi off drugs
Who's your pornfu r9k?
Xev bellringer, angela white, alison tyler. All claimed
I hereby claim Valentina Nappi.
natasha nice before the breast reduction
One of my summer classes has less than 15 people in it!
What are you taking this semester? Do you like it?
I dropped out of school lel
>>28689993
I'm not doing anything with my life.
What would I do?
>>28689993
Taking computer organization and advanced object oriented programming.
The people who take them are retarded; feels good.
I'm a solid 8/10 but I only go for girls that are 6.5-7/10 because I know they haven't been sleeping around as much as Stacy.
Am I the only one here that does this?
>>28689977
>8/10
those chad genetics, am i right
>>28689977
Lol'd at the file name, that's actually my girlfriend's name.
>>28689977
Key words: "as much as Stacy"
Most are still worthless. Both are used goods.
What's the deal with nofap? Have you tried it? Does it actually makes things better and shit?
What's the longest you've gone without masturbation and how was it?
Ive once went 24 days without orgasm since i was jacking off to porn 3 times a day everyday. Was starting to have erection problems with my gf over skype(online relationship). It helped basically with energy and retaining my rock solid erections. I quit porn to but i only stay away from it for a month then i watch some and rinse and repeat. I can now jack off standing up to orgasm with just imagination. Id give it a try. Try to make it to 30 days without orgasm. When i did it on day 25 it was the best orgasm ive ever had. Literally i was in heaven for 30 seconds.
I went on a 3 week trip back in High School and since I was always staying in hotel rooms with my family I couldn't jerk off. When I got home and finally did it was the best jerk off of my life, but I haven't gone that long since even though I've tried
>tfw masturbating thrice a day
Tfw living in San Diego as a robot
It's fucking hell. I live in Carlsbad & it's literally rich Stacey's who wear nothing all day
>>28689886
i live in san fernando valley, there's special snowflakes and people who don't speak english everywhere
>>28689909
Porn valley? How hot are the women there?
What's the problem? San Diego is prime creepshot territory.
Is he correct?
Varg is always correct
>>28689879
>mansplaining
ugh,like,srasdoihaoduh
>>28689918
It's very problematic I know
Stacy is walking towards you, where do you look?
>>28689647
Dem infinity shades.
I wonder if they hold cosmic power.
i look at her*teleports behind you*
Straight at my feet.
Don't want to be called a creeper or accused of eye rape.
>wake up
>still no judy gf
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>still no nick bf
>go back to sleep
__ ____ __ ____ ____ ______That movie was too politically charged tho
>>28689900
like any form of western media these days...
Were you made for living or loving robots?
No.
originalpost
>>28689563
What a stupid platitude.
I could eat a can of alphabet soup and SHIT a better one than that.
>>28689563
I don't get it, how do you live robots? Loving robots? I don't think I can feel a healthy intimacy desu
