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You fucking Neets think making lasagna is day worth accomplishment.
>work at great job with great funny colleagues all day
>come home and still have time to make food that doesn't look this shit and won't give me cardiac arrest at 31
Why dont you just off yourself now again?
LUL
protip:
if you felt the need to post about it, you fell for it
>>28695185
>implying there isn't people here who are like that
the absolute state of that lasagne
wouldn't touch it with a barge pole
>buy a manikin
>buy set of clothes for it
>spray paint them a metallic colour or your choosing
>hire a special fx makeup artist to make the face more realistic
>set it up in a public place
>put a hat/container in front of it
>people will probably pay more as they see a man stand deathly still for literally hours
>collect money
Would this work?
Has this already been done before?
It wouldn't even cost that much to set up and it would probably pay for itself after a while
The point is you move when people give you money. But maybe there's enough retards that don't know that.
These guys get prodded and annoyed all the time.
It would still probably work though.
You could make double shekels by begging nearby.
>>28695155
yeah people do that. i saw a van pick one up once.
As of yesterday, Agalloch are officially and permanently broken up, and the name has been put to rest. Feels bad man. Such a great band gone before I ever got a chance to see them live.
HERE IS THE LANDSCAPE
>>28695346 HERE IS THE SUN
>>28695443
HERE IN THE BALANCE OF THE EARTH
Why do men get shamed for having small penises but women never get shamed for having big vaginas?
I shame women for having big vaginas all the time.
Checkmate.
Shame women for having loose vajeen, not for having large vajeen.
>>28694887
Because anon, we live in a GynoCentric society where women are more valued than men so men can get hurt or made fun of and no one gives s shit, but "bro don't ever disrespect or punch a lady" fuckin normies
>exist to spread seed
>cannot spread seed
>>28694812
maybe your destiny is to reproduce at the age of 40-50
>>28694846
>implying I'll live that long
>>28694812
People like exist to remove seeds, anon.
>brrng brrng
>"Anon here with your daily baguette, Brigitte! You have a great day too!"
Why can't this be me? I just want to be a simple man who is well liked by the village and has a nice wife to come home to with freshly cooked French cuisine
Because capitalism is awesome!
Buy more shit, it's the only way to happiness!
Sure, you spend the rest of days working to pay it off, but people will think you are cool because of all your shit!
I just want to sell fabrics to gauls and eat honey glazed roast boars ;__;
Then move to France and do it instead of whining on /r9k/?
>tfw I want to buy a gun for protection but am also suicidal
What should I do lads?
Goat tier album, join us in /shugazi/ on /mu/.
Get one .
Your cowardice makes you immune to suicide.
>>28694748
Suicide is protection from life.
Guys I commute daily for about 50 miles, 90% of the road I'm on is out of cities.
80% of the road is 35mph limit, the rest is 25mph (3rd world country).
Cops in our country give speeding ticked with camera radars (they put it somewhere by the road and it takes the image automatically if you're speeding).
It is mentally exhausting for me to drive at these speeds and usually drive 45mph (which is a 30 dollar fine). I have no more money for fines.
Do you have any tricks on how to drive slower?
Cruise control.
>>28694747
I drive a manual basic car with none luxury options.
>35mph limit, the rest is 25mph
As a German: Dear Lord, I can't even. That sounds like a nightmare. Why?
My advice: Go by bike, save the fuel and the car.
>when you trawl your ex's facebook and she just changed her status from 'in a relationship with' to 'single'
i like how she might be unhappy but i also know she probably wouldnt have broken up without having already swung to a better branch
>>28694733
I have a picture and a short story that relates and may help you feel better. Gimme a sec
mine just had a kid. feels weird bruv
>>28695787
Penis inside of a gay butthole
Today is my husbandos birthday, ask me anything.
I'm going to spend the day watching all his movies and eating cake. Pic related is me and my senpai.
what prescription medicine do you take
>>28694917
Only Xanax and birth control to regulate my terrible periods
How long ago was it that you discovered your husbando?
>Please put it in for me, anon!
how do those guys just not cum instantly at the sight of that?
im the type of person who has to imagine gore threads in order not to cum instantly, is that a bad thing?
O-Okay Mommy! Here it goes!
Ahhh! It's tight, Mommy! It won't fit!
>>28694607
Depends. I have the exact opposite problem.
I fucked a chubby vegan grill yesterday and I was so uninvolved that I couldn't even get a proper boner. She sucked me off for 5 minutes and I was still semihard.
Too much porn I guess.
when did you realize your mother hates you and all her affection is just a phony persona?
story op,NOW
About this time last year.
I'm actually mommys favorite.
She never hid it.
My siblings are pure jelly.
Happy friday anon! Any plans for the weekend?
>>28694517
Fuck-tonne of stuff I have to do before Monday.
Good luck to you, anons.
>>28694517
No because I am a shiftless NEET and its the same as every other day
>>28694529
Good luck and godspeed anon!!
>>28694537
Anime and poptarts?
Do you like big tits?
>>28694465
yeah but that girl looks like a slag
>tfw no cowtit gf to milk and suckle on all day long
>>28694465
Meh. With time they turn to shit. I prefer smaller/normal tits, like B-cups
Show your rooms/basements /r9k/
>>28694411
I'd rather not show my parent's living room again, it was depressing.
>Literally don't have my own room so live on the couch.
>>28694447
My parents are rich as fuck and make me pay for pic related monthly. And I am too much of a pussy to move out and start paying someone else.
>>28694489
Well at least you got money to pay for that.
Mine don't even want me getting NEETbux despite the fact my whole family is poor.
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