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>be me
>be massive weeb
>anime con is on soon in my town
>friends ask me to go with them
>i tell them i don't want to
>they are confused why i don't want to go considering i'm a massive anime faggot
>ask them if they were homeless and had no money would they stand outside of a restaurant and watch people eat knowing damn well you can't have any?
>they ask what that has to do with anything
>i reveal my virgin level and tell them i have no interest in looking at all the pretty girls in cosplay just to get blue balled because they would never touch me
>they literally tell me to just be myself and focus on having a good time
why are normies so fucking inconsiderate
every single one of them have been in relationships and have had sex, why do they pretend they can relate with people like us?
Kill yourself, failed normalfag.
You are not "us".
You don't deserve the friends you have
They don't understand our blight and never will. To not be one of them is inconceivable to them.
Everyone else with a lot of pent-up anger?
I dont talk to anyone about how i feel anymore because everytime i do, people tell me to "chill out haha" or "wow, thats weird".
I know even here people are going to make fun of me but meh.. i can at least try it.
I am a very kind person that can get along with anyone as long as they are polite to me.
Though i am very sensitive when it comes to insults (not banter, real insults).
In the moment of the insult, i want to strangle the fucker to death
After i lost my temper once and beat up someone i got in trouble with the police and it really frightened me.
Now i just swallow my anger everytime but i am afraid i will snap one day.
I dont want to be so tense, how am i able to not let insults get to me that much?
I like to scream in a pillow. Helps a bit.
I fold and rip up paper when I'm angry. It creates a mess but god it feels so good
>>28697861
I have rage fantasy rarely ever acted on them because i usually end up scared by other people fuck me man i been bottling up this rage
>one chance at life
>AA cups
>tfw FF cups
I would give you some of mine if I could
>>28697830
>C cups
Masterrace
I'm not even a girl
>>28697844
>>28697924
Fatfucks
Evaluate yourself on the following criteria:
Physical Health
Social health
Emotional health
Environmental health
Spiritual health
Then post your favorite picture and write how you can improve your health in one area. Include how you can overcome likely obstacles.
>Physical Health
MEH-ish skinny body with oddly muscular legs.
7/10?
>Social Health
0/10, unless 4chan counts for anything
>Emotional Health
9/10, I feel great. Hadn't had suicidal thoughts since 7th grade, and that was due to angsty teen stuff.
>Enviromental Health
I'm not sure what you mean by this.
If you mean, in what enviroment I live in, then I'd say about a 7/10.
>Spiritual Health
Spiritual? bullshit/10
This image is pretty dank.
I could probably improve my social life by talking to people without them asking me where can they find X street, but I... ech.
I get pretty anxious when I talk to people sometimes, so I just imagine that we are both naked and sort it out.
>>28697802
>Physical Health
Weak manlet beta male
>Social health
shit
0/10, no friends, tenuous relationship with family
>Emotional health
I feel I am fairly stable emotionally
>Environmental health
I don't care about this
>Spiritual health
lmao
I am fairly certain I cannot improve my life
>>28697802
> Physical Health
8 Completely healthy, though 6kg over my ideal weight, I've been very sloppy lately with excercise and diet, and I occasionally smoke.
> Social health
8 Have an awesome gf and friends, I'm still a few people person, but all my weekends I've had some reunion or party to go.
> Emotional health
9 Pretty happy right now, stressed over finals though.
> Environmental health
8 Don't really get what you mean, but I live with my bros and with loving family over summer. I like it
> Spiritual health
10, 0? Atheist, not really into any of that.
And to improve my life I could stop wasting time here and study.
Fembots, when did you realize your tits and ass have power over the opposite gender?
>implying I have either
I-I want to worship a qt girl's body.
>>28697716
They never.
They think it is their "personalities" that guys like
Lets have a good old 'lie normies told you' thread
>if you work hard you can be anything
>lying is bad anon, it will hurt you later
>pay attention in school anon, class assignments and projects are very important
>>28697626
> You're special
nobody is
>>28697626
>karma
>he'll get what's coming to him
No he won't
>>28697682
>You're special
The biggest lie of our generation
If it were true i should have been a genius hacker or a rockstar
>be me
>be fairly attractive
>get matched with a girl on tinder
>we really hit it off
>decent looking
>a lot of nerdy interests just like me
>we write to each other everyday
>phone is almost glued to hand
>suddenly stop writing back
>attemps to engage in a conversation are met with replies composed of 1-2 syllables
>stop writing
>shortly after see she's in a new relationship on facebook.
This isnt even the first time its happened.
Even though Im a decent looking guy who even had a brief career as a model with good humor and decent social skills it still doesnt prevent them from treating you, along with a bunch of other guys, as backup options.
>>28697623
>be me
Obviously?
You know women talk to a shit ton of guys at once right? One just asked her out before you did. Simple as that.
Its your fault for not having backup women. That's where you fucked up
She was obviously not interested in being in a relationship with you. You should've fucked her when you had the chance.
Faggot.
It's my birthday and no one knows I exist besides my mother. And I will have to sleep in my car tonight because I have work and nowhere to stay.
How long does this keep happening to someone before they an hero?
>>28697609
Happy Birthday young man.
Why don't you stay with your mother?
Happy birthday senpai. I hope your car is extra comfy and warm today.
I've been playing poker for a week now and I still don't get how people can make a living off of a game that is basically random.
Reading and bluffing is like 5% of the game. From analyses that I've read, the best players were simply luckier.
>>28697497
It's not luck. Being able to read other humans, and managing whether or not it's a bluff, is a real skill. I mean, there is an element of luck in the game, like which cards come out next, for sure, but yeah.. my argument still stands. Eat it
You're forgetting all the decision making and risk evaluation, it's not just random.
>>28697748
not to mention statistics playing a huge part.
Who else eat in shower?
>>28697443
Me, fampai.
What do you normally eat in shower?
>>28697443
damn nice shower, im jelly
>>28697443
Is this howtobasic?
>tfw not living in poland
just fuckin end me now
did you say poland
>>28697393
>tfw living in poland
I can't fucking get bitches off my dick, brehs.
>>28697393
>tfw living in poland
i can't fucking stop neeting in my room, brehs.
>he fell for the life is worthless meme
by giving up you are making chad and stacey win
You need to follow what you really like, the activity that makes you happy, and stop wasting your life in this shithole.
You will still be a kissless virgin, but you will not be a loser, by being succesfull and happy the way you are you are alredy winning
>>28697389
>by giving up you are making chad and stacey win
They have already won. Don't you see?
>You need to follow what you really like, the activity that makes you happy, and stop wasting your life in this shithole.
Considered the fact that most people have nothing that makes them happy?
>You will still be a kissless virgin, but you will not be a loser, by being succesfull and happy the way you are you are alredy winning
You have absolutley no idea what the people on this board are like.
Now, please >>>/out/
I like to browse 4chan and play vidya, so I win according to you
>>28697495
I was in the same situation of any faggot on r9k, i just left the internet and discovered the world has meaning and normals are not really happy, they are just wild animals moving by guilt, fear and void.
>>28697544
Reminder that momentary pleasure=/=fullfillment
If all women are dick-crazy whores, how are you still a virgin?
I have no penis
They only fuck certain types of men
Women aren't normally dick crazed whores. Chad is like catnip to them though, they cannot resist. Robots are aren't able to activate the mode in women.
We can smell your semen anon.
I-i don't think that's mine
>>28697281
Anyone want a taste?
Yeah and I can smell old fish but it's called being polite you cunt.
Women think they're good because they're women.
Why dont we start thinking were good because were men
>>28697334
because we have no worth
I'm pooping
