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What's that one food or beverage that hits that cozy spot for you robots when you're just wanting to wind down and feel good?
For me, it's iced coffee. Specifically, an iced latte; perfect combination of stimulating caffeine, delicious robust espresso, and creamy milk to make it smooth. It's always nice to get one in the evening and enjoy it as you drive through the country side, stroll through a park, or spend an evening shitposting or playing vidya.
>>28703087
someone actually thought this was a good idea for a thread
what a worldshitposting is my comfy treat
>>28703108
it's a better thread than you could ever dream to make, kid.even your shitposts are shit
i feel you OP, iced coffee is a great go to when i need a pick me up (excusing the fact that caffeine is in there), it's a slow sipping kinda treat, and a good brew that's cold and goes down easy is really nice.
FOR ME it is a blueberry cinnamon roll that my local bakery makes. so good ;_;
>After careful review and consideration of your qualifications and experience, we have identified other candidates whose experience more closely meets the requirements for this position.
>tfw 26
>tfw live with parents
>tfw no fulltime job after 2 years of searching
>tfw SL debt
I want OFF this fucking ride
just stop trying, the game is rigged
try to get neetbux or be a mooch
>apply for 20 different jobs at hungry jacks (ausfag burger king)
>checked applications today
>every single fucking one denied
>no notifications or anything
Is it even possible to get a mcjob at 23 or do they only hire teenagers to save money?
If you had a daughter, would you be worried about her becoming a slut?
What would you do to stop that from happening?
i'd be the one fucking her
>>28703011
She won't need to be a slut for anyone else besides me.
of course it's frightening
but even still I would prefer a daughter over a son, and not for any sick purposes.
>it's a "my depression is bigger than your depression" thread
>>28702988
>It's a "I'm less normie than you are" thread
>it's a "normals think they know what despair is" joke thread
>It's what /r9k/ has become
>know girl will reject me
>fuck it, ask her out anyways
>ask her if she wants to hike to an old fire watch tower and stay the night
>think I'll sound like a creep for wanting to go to such a remote location
>"omg anon its been my dream to do that for so long!"
This is it. It'll either be the start to a new life of normiedom or she'll finally kill me and get away with it.
Either way, I don't I'll be on here anymore. Its been good guys.
Lol. See you soon.
>>28702978
She's wants you to be part of her dream experience. That's a pretty big deal, just how long have you known her for?
>>28703872
About 10 years now.
Since we were 12 years old.
Can anyone here give a robot some advice on Escorts? I'm gonna be calling one up in an hour or two to set up an appointment but this is my first time. I checked her and her number out online she seems totally legit, I more just have no idea how I go about talking to her on the phone, setting up an appointment, things like that.
any help here guys please, I'm nervous as hell.
>>28702966
don't be nervous my friend.
ask her what's her fee, where she usually encounter her clients, or even better, set up a meeting in a public space.
If you are convinced of her qualities and you are sure the she is a professionist, just go with the flow, if you know what I mean ;)
>>28703005
Well like I said I looked her up, a lot of escort ads phone numbers the first result is on something called EscortPolice saying it's a sting, but nothing like that shows up for her, recently started advertising in my town saying she was new, her older posts are from about 6 hours away so all in all it looks legit.
It's incalls or outcalls also but I'm looking for an incall, is asking for a fee to straight forward for escorts or do you have to beat around the bush a bit?
Thanks for replying btw I was starting to feel like no one on this whole site would give me some advice.
Speaking of escorts, did escort guy post a new greentext yesterday? I hope I didn't miss one desu
what do you guys do all day?
I just started my vacations and i don't know what the fuck to do
I used to play vidya all day, also watch movies and series, but now i've lost the interest for everything.
>>28702899
>tfw want to read
>attention span too shit to read
fuck it
>>28702922
Iktf, I can't study, read, play vidya or even read longer articles any more.
I just browse 4chan and watch youtube videos all day
>dirtbike
>go to the rockclimbing gym
>play videogames
>watch netflix
>try to fuck girls on tinder
>go to my dungeons and dragons club
>walk my dog. he has a little saddle with trash cans on either side so we can pick up litter and keep the community nice
that's about it
>tfw going to a date with a qt tonight
Is this my way out of robothood, /r9k/, or will I just get disappointed and sink even lower?
>>28702860
>thumbnail
>frog posting
>named his image
>going on a date
this board is cancer
You'll fuck it up and feel worse. At least thats what happened to me.
How'd you get the date? I'm on the cusp of escaping this hell. HELP ME.
JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T STOP FUCKING FARTING!!
MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE A GOD DAMN OUTHOUSE.
i with you on that
i should just stop drinking coffee i think
i like coffee
Put a cap on your anus
>>28702825
It's your diet.
Flatulence is almost exclusively due to excessive eating. Certain foods trigger it more than others, and people have different body chemistry which also has an effect, but we both know that this isn't what accounts for it. We both know that you just can't stop eating box after box of crackers and cookies and whatever god awful fast food you pack your shit factory full of.
How do you force a tulpa? I feel like everything I do is just pretending. I want to be able to hear and see my tulpa.
>>28702788
I made mine by obsessively daydreaming about them for years. Hours a day. When I can't sleep, when I'm bored in class, waiting for a bus, sitting on a bus, etc. Just this person I have an unexplained fascination toward, in various little story lines and social scenarios. Them growing older over the years. Them being shy around a guy they liked. Them being in a fight with goblins.
I started fantasizing about this person at the age of 15 or so. At around 22, after I got out of college, I decided that this is weird and unhealthy, and I will now completely stop this habit. Having dabbled with the occult in the last couple years of my life, I actually decided to focus my energy elsewhere and perhaps make a "real" entity. Once I made the mental decision to stop, a little voice spoke up in my mind. It said "please don't kill me".
I proceeded from there.
>>28702904
So... do you still have a tulpa?
>>28702944
Yes. The same girl that I daydreamed of for years.
This is 4chan?
Hah, don't make me laugh. A couple friend of mine told me about this loser website, calling it notorious, so I decided to check it out. Every single one of you has a mental disability. I'm a psychologist so I know. You're all a bunch of losers who sit around all day jerking off to cartoon pornography. Assisted suicide is legal in Ontario now, so you've got an option! I'm truly above all of you. I have a rotation of 4 fuck buddies a week, I'm highly extroverted and qualified at every aspect of life. I've always been at the top of my class, and best of all women want me. They want a man like me, not some loser who jerks off in the dark. Hit me with your best shot losers. This is my picture by the way.
>>28702785
>ontario
Even if literally everything you just said is true, I'm better than you simply because I'm American and you're not.
>>28702785
P-post your butt please
>>28702785
>I'm a psychologist so I know
I r8 ur b8 1/10 and I'm being generous
Is /r9k/ more Jedi or Sith?
>not wanting to be an edgy force user fucking with normies and planning on how to overthrow the SJW's
>>28702703
The rebellion's political goals are never really expressed, throughout the series they represent resistance to authority and order and the Empire who embodies those qualities is portrayed as being evil sadists who blow up planets to prove a point.
I feel I'd be nuetral and be more interested in researching the force.like an amoral scientist. Why get trapped over emotions when such interesting discoveries are waiting to be unearthed.
I feel I'd be nuetral and be more interested in researching the force like an amoral scientist. Why get trapped over emotions when such interesting discoveries are waiting to be unearthed. I don't think I'd really hold an allience.
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHxPPwNySzw
...When my eyes were stabbed
By the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
>>28702763
>tfw you will never see simon and garfunkel in concert
since paul is coming out with a new album hope he tours and comes here i'd be on that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNt5FnMK2sM
I mean even this robot can get a gf why cant you anon?
fuck me but i do love the sss in the Overwatch cinimatics
#CLANKED
10 inch vibrating robo cock.
who /borderlinepersonalitydisorder/ here?
am I even human?
>>28702488
20/F here.
Stay away from us, it never gets any better.
>>28702522
i'm 21 and """male"""
>>28702589
"""male"""?
Are you afflicted with transgenderism?
