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Fridays are fucking great.
thank god its friday, fellow robots!!!
It's Saturday morning m8
But I was drinking some coopers last night, was gud
Better than mondays
>on the train
>see cute blonde girl wearing a school uniform with what i assume was her little brother
>she gets on the train, next wagon
>when she gets off the train in her station (which wasn't mine) i get some seconds to look at her
>she had a tremendously hot ass and was incredibly pretty
>i'm a 20 year old virgin that missed out on fucking hot young girls like that
i seriously wish to die on my sleep
Anon there's still time, you're only 20
>>28707789
no there's not
i'm not gonna change anymore, i'm already grown up mentally
I'm always gonna be awkward, and fucking 16 year old girls would be pedophilia
>>28707827
Then go for grills your age, Tinder works quite well
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on libertarianism? Being socially liberal/fiscally conservative seems like the only rational choice.
>>28707523
The individual is more important than society, you should only live for yourself and act in your own self-interest
>>28707523
I am a nationalist libertarian. Basically, libertarianism with strict immigration policies and also businesses should not outsource their work to other countries.
>>28707523
Selfishness is the logical choice in the absence of compassion. But people who lack compassion are evil or autists, possibly both in your case.
Do women go out of their way to fuck virgins that aren't completely disgusting? I've heard some girls are into virgins but only on Chad.
I have really bad social anxiety and clam up whenever a girl tries to speak to me, is there any hope?
>>28707457
>Do women go out of their way to fuck virgins
That's a beta fantasy.
There is no hope. Kill yourself now. You never lived so you can't die.
Twice I've had girls say they found it hot and wanted to take my virginity. Backed out because I felt uncomfortable, still a virgin.
My only opportunities at sex have been with sluts that want it casually because I look good. I just want a gf. I'm not comfortable tongue kissing on the first date, which I've been told by my therapist is actually expected now.
I'm going to be alone forever.
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOMEoriginaru comento
To the place
I belong
>>28707414
blissin out hard to this shiet mann
>>28707505
burst into treats a little bit damn. love yew
What does /r9k/ think about Ghost?
>>28707407
Space Ghost? I used to like watching it when I'd lie down before sleep, it was a calming show.
>>28707407
What iz it
Does he still exist? I thought /b/ sent him out of business years ago.
Eliza is literally disgusting. Like looking at her makes me feel slightly ill. I bet she smells bad in real life too, like dried sweat and poor dental hygiene.
*cuck shrugs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfieR87semk
>>28707385
Weird I know virtually nothing about this girl but you've accurately put into words what I felt when my skin crawled looking at her. It's a little bit rude to bring it up though, why would you do that? Clearly someone with those problems doesn't need more of them like people going out of their way to be pricks to them. Grow up OP.
It makes me happy that all the thirsty scum on /r9k/ who gave her attention/money has to deal with the fact she loves non-white dick
>be me 15 at the time
>has date with qt 17 y/o boy
>meet up at a graffiti park
>this place is made of blocks that we can climb on to get to the top
>i get dropped off by my ride
>i find my date sitting on the bench and I light up a cig to look cool
>im also carrying a water bottle filled with vodka
>ask him if he wants to drink with me
>isnt really into alcohol or drugs but he smokes weed
>we decide to climb to the top
>i follow him up there and almost fell
>now we have a decent view of the city
>talk about life
>this is when I fuck up, i start drinking the vodka like its water
>never drank alcohol in my life besides this very night thinking I can take it
>he tells me to slow down
>nah i b aight
>get a buzz
>im wasted
>the graffiti police are telling us to come down since its getting late
>i try hard not to puke on my way down
>we made it and sit on a bench
>i fall on the ground landing on my stomach to throw up
>hes probably fucking disgusted but tries to help me up back on the bench
>graffiti police just stroll by while im heavily intoxicated
>i guess my ride decided to abandon me because he never showed up
>i tell him to text someone on my phone to come pick me up
>feel like an idiot but im at that point of just not giving a fuck
>he sees my nudes i sent someone because I can hear him saying ooooo
>oh gr8 now he knows im a slut
>eventually find someone to come pick me up
>he helps me to my buddies car and says goodbye
>i puke out the window on our way back to his place
>he lets me crash on his couch
>wake up the next day with a sprained knee and a bruise on my forehead
>i get a text from my date saying we can try seeing each other again without alcohol
>i cut off all contact with him because of embarrassment
This happened nearly 4 years ago and I feel bad about not letting the guy give me another chance. He was so nice
>going on dates
>sending nudes
get the fuck out, roastie
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD ROASTIE SLUT
>>28707433
Fug off
I'm still a kissless virgin and this is the only date I've had
Remind me- What exactly was so bad about gender roles?
>>28707287
The same things wrong with every other facet of our existence
>>28707287
That with them you cannot collect neetbux but are expected to pay for a family while your wife does shit, and if you can't do it, you end in the street in tradcon us, or in the gas in tradcon europe.
>>28707287
The fact that they undermine the truth that most people don't want to conform to some dogmatic concept of how their lives should be lived.
Can you handle the fact that you will always be in last place compared to all those more attractive guys that got to her before you did?
Can you handle the fact that you will always be in the shadows of the men that have already tainted her face with their seed?
Can you handle the fact that she's already experienced all those passionate and intimate moments with other guys and that she thinks she's settling for you?
Probably. Cause i had other sexual partners too.
Uncut dicks are heavenly.
As a permavirgin, I don't really care.
Why aren't you a berner anon?
You don't want that fascist sexist racist bigoted Trump as president do you?
>>28707156
I'm going to be Feeling the Johnson this election
>>28707263
>want free stuff
no one actually thinks free stuff exists
but stuff like public healthcare or anything every single civilized nation on the planet should exist
america is literally the only country in the world where the government offers good-quality public services and they refuse
Because channers are usually white so they'll vote for the guy that will give them socialism and take away socialism from minorities and other icky gross people
I want to kill myself so badly. But I'm too much of a pussy. I tried a couple days ago via hanging with a belt. Too much of a pussy to pull the trigger on myself today. I guess one day I'll get a fucking exit bag.
>>28707079
Where do you live anon? I'll do it for you.
>Too much of a pussy to pull the trigger on myself today
Put it behind your ear (this is where the brainstem/snipers apricot is) and fucking do it
357 magnum or 40 s&w and make sure it is hollow point or you will be a fucking vegetable
>>28707493
Just put it to your soft palate at a 15 degree angle. People always manage to fuck up most other shots including behind the ear. Also .40 is shit, snappier than a glock and louder with more recoil/less damage than a .45.
If you put it through the roof of your mouth at that angle any caliber will kill you.
Communism is for the downtrodden male.
Betas of the world UNITE, we have nothing to lose but our autism, and all the Stacies to gain.
Eviscarate Chad and seize the means of Reproduction.
>>28707061
Nonsense. One, with enforced economic equality, the only field people will compete on is social, and the Chads will be the ones who climb to positions of influence in your collectivist society. Two, because it's collectivist, robots can't even just get left alone. And when a fundamental tenet of your economic system is "he who does not work does not eat", why on earth should a neet support you?
>>28707061
Sexual frustration is a serious social problem.
What if public healthcare offered refunded whores for those with diagnosed sexual frustration?
>>28707116
Because Communism is the dialectical path.
Communism is the true way.
The net energy in the universe is zero. This doesn't mean we don't exist, obviously, because zero can be reached through the addition of an equal negative and positive number (1 + -1 = 0)
So we can essentially assume that the universe exists as a separation of the negative and positive energy which total to zero.
In that case I have some serious questions that is keeping me awake at night:
If this is the case and our universe exists only in a separation of negative and positive energy, why does the universe continue to expand? Why does the universe expand at all? Why are the negative and positive not attracted to one another, but are instead repelled? Why is the universe going to end in heat death? That would imply that the energy would never be reconciled, negative doesn't cancel positive, 1 + -1 != 0. This is enraging me, the universe SHOULD either contract or never expand, NOT expand infinitely. It makes no fucking sense at all, as if you were to throw a ball into the air and watch it just float away forever, the ball needs to come down, or the ball needs to have not moved at all.
Maybe I'm completely oversimplifying this, but it's driving me fucking insane. If this one question could be answered I could understand how we exist, this one stupid fucking factoid that the universe is expanding infinitely is haunting me, it makes no sense in any context.
>>28706945
isnt there a theory that at a certain point the universe retracts and another big bang happens
im retarded btw
I think I figured it out.
Whenever I hear stupid physicists talk about the big bang they describe the universe as existing "small" at first and then growing, but that is WRONG, COMPLETELY WRONG. The universe was never "small" like a quarter or something the universe was a consistent "size" all along it was only a different "intensity", it's a matter of DEGREE NOT SIZE, the universe IS retracting but this is seen as an expanding by IDIOTS who think that a "lack" of energy is UNNATURAL in the universe.
Basically forget the notion of the "size" of the universe at all, in the beginning, there were two massive degrees of positive and negative energy seen as the "big bang", essentially "positive infinity" + "negative infinity" = 0, but then as the forces "even out" the numbers lessen on each side until we get lower and lower; 3 + -3, 2 + -2, 1 + -1, then finally at the ultimate heat death of the universe there is the ultimate true zero, every lost negative has found its lost positive, and all activity (which exists solely in the difference between the positive and the negative) ceases.
I've figured it out holy shit, my mind is at such ease, this has been bothering me for so fucking long. I was thinking backwards.
>>28706945
it's called momentum op
there will be a time when the momentum from the big bang "runs out" and stuff will start to attract itself again and the universe will be reborn
simple momentum is also the basis for entropy and every single law of thermodynamics
What's the difference between a robot and a failed normalfag, because most of the people on this board seem to be just failed normalfags.
>>28706873
From my observations, it seems robots have completely given up on life before even trying. I'm willing to bet most robots on here have never even approached a girl and cant even get a female friend.
Failed normies on the other hand actually DO try but just repeatedly fail.
IMO
I feel left out because I have quite large social anxiety but have no depression what so ever. I'm not as sad as you guys and can motivate myself to try and can enjoy things. Anxiety makes it very hard though.
>>28707604
Swing and a miss. Robot implies voluntary celibacy: a robot wouldn't get laid even if he was able.
