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Pizza. Pizza is perfect and beautiful. She is so amazing. I want to give her everything I have to give. Unfortunately I'm pathetic and have nothing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x5RpJbByW3
lets have a comfy discussion about our love for pizza. I'm currently eating food-pizza as well.
>Pizza
>perfect
That's not how you spell Eliza.
>>28710501
I'm really surprised that you really bounced from one underaged attentionwhore to another.
But your current "little" or whatever you won't stop memeing about is neither of them, right?
>>28710501
pizza is perfect. she is amazing
So I have nonverbal learning disorder, I'm not like a weird stiff aspie but I don't have the instinctive understanding of body language normal people have so the subtle nuance it takes to seduce a woman is pretty much impossible for me. Tone, expression, body language, and other non verbal communication I just don't pick up on or understand except for ones like that have been explained to me or are super obvious like shouting means angry and crying means sad it's more subtle than that.
I've embarrassed myself badly a few times with people I've been interested in because of how badly I misread them and so now I've given up on anyone liking me romantically for around 3 years now. The bummer is I seem like a normal guy when it comes to small talk and being friendly I have friends go to parties and seem normal but I stuff 99% of people don't need to be taught is a complete blank to me.
I'm like in a shitty blurry area between aspergers and typical developing person. At least I have friends. That probably won't last though, my best childhood friend is gonna have his first kid in June and I wonder how long he will want his weirdo virgin loser friend around his family.
So life is pretty much shit. Movies, music and video games are still kind of fun but I'll probably kill myself after a while.
Does anyone else on here have NVLD or am I a completely isolated fuck up?
Great balls of fire
Guess who just crawled out the mud the mire
That could make you trust a motherfucking liar
A real shuck n'jiver
Vaughn never been a duck n'diver
He spit on the mic, yuck,
saliva
We can share our isolation here, sometimes they make me forget how alone I really am.
>>28711507
Been listening to DOOM all day. Super depressed. Sorry for incoming wall of text.
So I was bullied and isolated all the way through school and to this day don't really leave the house. My job I have became a great place for me with a familial atmosphere and I am friends with everyone, it really have me a great space to socialize and refine myself with people I am comfortable with.
But I just figured out a really close friend I work with told a gabber at work that I've never been on a date which I'm still not sure how to react yet. What she knows everyone knows. I'll be switching jobs. It's obvious he doesn't care about me at all, if he did he wouldn't have told her, he probably wants to hurt me. He was drinking talking about feeling guilty for having let something slip and betrayed my trust but at the time I was like what could he have said I didn't press it I didn't think he told the one thing that would have basically stripped me of all my armor and destroyed any respect anyone at my job might have had for me. I remember something the gabber said to me recently about having the courage to be in a relationship and how she wants me to get past what's holding me back then trailed off. I just pieced it together.
Feel betrayed. I want to explode and tell him to never speak to me again and then quit my job. Fuck them all. God dammit.
The woman he told doesn't care about anyone she just likes to gab. Like she pretends to be this progressive hippy type but has no respect for people's privacy.
I'm not sure how to confront this. Whatever the word is for being reduced to like a child in the eyes of everyone around me whatever the word for that is is how I feel. I'll never trust anyone enough again to tell them I know that much. Fuck I hate everyone right now. I am alone and life is shit, that's just the way it is. I should have just stayed living with my mom and eating myself to death.
>>28711633
Yeah thats right I got problems and personal issues
Stories that'll make your eyes tear and wet tissues
It's true I'm Madd like the rapper
I'm so upset I gotta put it up in my rap before I snapper
After the things I have seen from Atlanta to Queens
To the mean streets of Brooklyn when I was a teen
Back and forth from the Islands, screamed when I left
But adapted
and still my dreams haven't left
I have been alone all of my life. Noone will ever know me.
You can get through this by yourself, even if you turn cynical and curse the world.
Be kind to everyone but don't expect them to be kind to you.
Will pay somebody $5 to help me use my scientific calculator to help me solve some problems:
http://www.mycompasstest.com/practice-tests/practice-test-1/
I have a TI-36X pro
[email protected]
will pay $5 via paypal for calculator help! thanks!!
i'll do it for free
what problems in particular on that page you linked?
OP, this is like 9th grade maths. Do you need a tutorial on operating a calculator, or an algebra lesson?
>>28710443
Ummm get the mobile app of wolfram alpha it's like $5 and shows steps
How /comfy/ is everyone at the moment?
>burrito'd in blanket
>playing dwarf fortress
>cat sleeping beside me
>burrito'd in 3 blankets
>listening to sigur ros
>giant alaskan malamute sleeping besides me
>>28710367
I'm pretty comfy.
Sitting in the warm glow of my monitor with a cup of warm tea and this song playing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9PVGYf_haE
To be honest, I'm so comfy that I kinda feel sedated.
>tfw can't get into DF
the UI is like the ultimate casual filter
I can't take it anymore. Let me give you the run down on my brother and our situation.
> Be me, eldest son. He's the middle child, and we also have a little sister.
> Family loved all of us, but I was always the favourite child and over-achiever.
> Skip to when I'm 18 at grad year, while he is 17.
> I'm top of form. He goes off the rails. Drops out of school, gets on all sorts of drugs, gets kicked out and lives with his girlfriend.
> Comes back a year later with his girlfriend and a FUCKING KID.
> All is forgiven and they move in. Parents apologize even though he was the one who started all the problems.
> He gets into welding. Takes him a couple of years and he is a pipe welder earning nearly 70k and he's only 18 at this point.
> Marries his girlfriend. She's gorgeous and smart and comes from a wealthy family. Doesn't even realize he's just a player who uses women.
> He starts up a fucking business
> Fast forward to now. He is self employed with a happy family, lives in a nice neighbourhood and drives a BMW both paid by his parents in-law.
> I'm still at university trying to get into music. I don't have a job because it's fucking impossible to get one in this city, and I need one because my parents won't pay rent anymore.
> I ask if I can stay with him until I get back on my feet.
> Says no, telling me he doesn't want me to disrupt the "social flow" of his household, but it's "nothing personal".
I fucking hate this dude. He doesn't deserve his business, his money, or his family. Why do douchebags like him always win and nice guys like me always lose?
>>28710334
Because he took the risks and you didn't.
>>28710334
you fell for the collage meme !XD!
Boring Australian copypasta
I have over 20k in cash sitting right in front of me right now.
What the fuck are YOU doing with your life, poorfag?
Pic related
>>28710308
>>What the fuck are YOU doing with your life, poorfag?
enjoying memes for free
>$17
I had dinner for $40 earlier
>>28710308
>20k in shit tier currency
I am not impressed
So femanons,
Do you say in front of a guy that admittedly you have lost your virginity from a dildo, vibrator, or other 'penile' objects? How hard was it to convince him that you never been with a guy yet you not a virgin anyway?
Well, I don't fuck autistic virgins, so my own virginity, or lack thereof, has never been brought up in a sexual encounter or conversation with a guy.
>>28710322
So you admit to scamming stupid men while the rest can tell the difference between a virgin and whore by just looking at their labia. Pic related.
>>28710368
I admit to fucking guys who enjoy fucking me. No one who would give a shit about my virginity would get a chance to to examine my pretty clamshell innie, so I don't care about your autistic virgin labia memes.
Who /tulpa/ here?
Been waiting all week for someone to make a thread and I am sorely dissapointed
>>28710227
convince me to make a tulpa
>>28710246
why tho
oregano
>>28710246
Friend for life, understands you completely and doesn't judge. Helps you up when you're down. A supportive constant in your life.
That's what I like about it at least
>mfw intentionally posting off-topic threads on /g/, /pol/, /v/, and other boards
>mfw fresh and interesting replies
>mfw they don't get deleted because lel no modz
>mfw spend half-hour thinking of a good thread people will love and have fun in
>think all the robots will be so pleased
>less than 5 replies before it dies
>>28710265
This always happens. You can't be earnest in your OP. You have to be provocative and use memes like "What did he mean by this?"
>>28710265
that is why I don't make threads.
>NEETbux got cut from $1200 per fortnight to $1000
Time to start giving yourself some raises when you can
>>28710193
>24k welfare
wtfscnf
>>28710193
Fucking hell, where do you live that they give you that much money?
How is Chad God mode even possible?
>>28710192
Who even gives a shit.
Pull up a chair, make some tea, turn up the music, and forget all about chads and stacys.
Life's too short to spent a second thinking about brutes like them.
>>28710192
Healthy diet, constant exercise. Those two studs are doing two things mainly with their lives: fucking chicks, and keeping physically active.
The fucking is great, but would you really want to put in the work it takes to maintain a body like that?
75% diet
25% weights
What happened to us?
What led us to end up here, on /r9k/? I swear, i can remember being such a mindless little boy, enjoying life, now here I am; a cynical old bastard. What went wrong? When?
>>28710145
Cultural Marxism and the eternal jew. We were warned.
>>28710145
probably dropped his pizza on the floor
>>28710175DlNDU NUFFIN
>Parrot's sick
>throwing up, not eating, rarely shitting, and stating still
>go to his 24\7 vet
>the exotic vet's not there for the night and I'll have to wait till tomorrow.
>He's only 7 1/2 years old
>my only friend
Things are going to be better, right?
>>28710106
>Things are going to be better, right?
Damn buddy, that's young for a parrot. They usually live a lot longer, even in the wild it's a lot longer. Vet will probably fix him up right. It's really difficult to take care of those things though like 7 years isn't even no where near enough to build trust with an animal like that sometimes.
>>28710375
He's just a parrotlet, their life span is effy but usually is around 10-15 years. Some people has them up to 30 years though.
Pic related, He's asleep right now.
>>28710868
10 to 15 sounds low. That's the amount of time it took me to earn the trust of one of those animals. That creature isn't a dog or cattle. People haven't been dealing with one for as long.
I know the one that was years of earning trust with was easy for other people. I've delt with some other ones and it can take a while for it to clique well why if this guy is suppose to be nice is he fucking biting me?!
About to go on meds for anxiety and depression.
Kind of scared to do it, guys. It is the mentality I have carried for my entire life. It is the only thing that has ever fueled my creativity? Am I going to become boring if I go on meds?
Accidentally put a question mark in my third sentence. Meant to use a period.
die retardo
>>28710046
Don't do it until you've exhausted the other options.
How late do you stay up at night?
Marx was right about a lot more than people give him credit for.
>>28710040
List some things he was right about.
>>28710040
"Work as hard as you can, get only what you need"
Tell me how this isn't slavery again?
>>28710040
Why the fuck are there so many obvious paid shills on here?
