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Most of my encounters of people online with anime profile pictures are the most obnoxious and hostile people. Why is this?
>>28713838
it's hard knowing you're better than literally every other person out there
please, show some understanding
Autism when it's ironic and turbo autism when it's not.
>>28713838
People are generally dicks to anime fans, so they're usually pissy.
Who here hates themselves?
>>28713789
I don't understand that, seems irrational to me.
>you hate yourself long enough its automatic
>you have piss poor control of your emotions
>lack of drive towards anything remotely socially driven
>maybe the reason you hate others is because you hate yourself
>>28713789
>tfw that pic is literally me
Fuck I don't want this feel
Really wanna get fucked once, just to try it. Any small dicked robots here?
>>28713777
Yes please
I have the smallest of small dicks, this dick was designed to comfortably acquaint robots to anal pleasure, it's thin and robust
pls be in norcal
Do lt faggot
>>28713851
Nope sorry I'm not there anon.
What's your ideal vs your acceptable?
5 is ideal 7 is acceptable
>>28713755
Ideal: 3, 4
Acceptable: 2
>>28713755
I like 3 and 7
funny enough 5 and 6 don't do a whole lot for me. 7 is big but the other two look more flabby someone, even though they're smaller
Who else likes to paint models?
Why is this shit so expensive?
you might want to head over to /r/modelmaking, anon. here have an updoot.
>>28713741
Thanks friend <:o)
Gggg
Model making is as expensive as you make it my dude. I got to this old antique shop that for some reason carries a ton of old 80s and 90s tamiya kits and the lady there usually let's me bundle them cheaper because I talk to her for a bit. Call some local shops and see if they have them in my dude.
So I just got back from a bar, I'm 28 this was the first time I've been to one in 6 years.
>Download Tinder a month ago
>Not a single match, other than occasional Bot
>finally a real grill appears
>suh du?
>I have no idea what this means
>Google it then reply
>she asks me if I want to "tear her up"
>not my style but whatever it's sex
>she tells me the bar to go
>I panic, surely it's a trap
>put on clothes and go anyway, 20 minute drive
>she unmatched me immediately after convo
>I no-longer know her name can't really remember her face
>I see someone that looks vaguely familiar
>I walk up to her and quote convo
>she says nothing and ignores me
>I repeat greeting louder
>one of her friend turns to talk to me
>oh sorry I was speaking to her
>the friend points over Match's shoulder at me
>Match refuses to turn around
>maybe it's not her
>I stand around staring for half an hour
>nothing
>they are playing loud shitty music
>an old guy gets drunk and passes out on bar
>bitchy tender who looks like she's 16 cuts him off, no more booze
>staring at this shitstorm
>from nowhere a random Chad appears
>hey, are you one of Amy's Tinder matches?
>not sure what to say, how does he know this?
>yes, maybe he can steer me towards pussy
>I'm her friend Chad, I just want to let you know she's had a few too many drinks tonight
>whut?
>Yeah she gets like that when she's had too many
>ok wahtever, I know drunks too
>he asks me a ton of personal questions about where I live, my name, my job
>lie about all because he is a stranger
>he tells me he is a banker
>shakes my hand then walks away
>fuckwasthat.jpg
>I watch as he returns to a table with another chad and my actual match Amy
>its definitely her
>I stare for 30 min just to be sure
>Chad 2 keeps yanking phone from her hand and looking at the screen
>she keeps taking it back
>now confident that it is her I walk over
>So, I say, is this Amy?
>I smile like alpha
>Amy: My name is ASHLEY
>Ashley: We're leaving.
>>28713727
>Ashley quickly walks out leaving all her drinks
>Chad#1 and Chad#2 walk out right behind her
>they leave drinks as well
>stand there.....what now?
>finish off their drinks
>leave then sit in car for two hours
>just saw cops, afraid to get DUI and want to
sober up first
>barely get home with no gas
>not enough money to refill tank
r9k, this is why I don't go out.
>>28713752
>finish off their drinks
is that really something to do? why do that? I don't understand adult life.
>>28713727
I don't understand how you guys aren't scared to have sex.
I have my urges, but I jerk them away. I feel like I wouldn't please the woman like the many guys before me. Having to experience that would kill me inside.
Ask a guy who's going to fuck an escort anything (she's 48)
If you're paying for it, can't you do better?
>48 year old escort
you're gonna have a bad time, I guarantee it
Will this be your first time?
Also, and this is just what I've heard, older escorts are supposedly better as far as being enthusiastic.
>one chance at being a dad
>accidentally smash and eat the child
>>28713580
It would be a shame to let a perfectly good smashed child go to waste.
>>28713580
saturn?
>>28713580
Are you using the word 'smash' in the regular sense or in the ebonics sense?
So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid.
Go after midnight when only one cashier and one jani are clocked in and use the automated "12 items or less" lane. If you bump into either of them it doesn't matter, since they're not worth much, as evidenced by the fact that they're working such late hours and must therefore be indentured servants of some sort.
>>28713524
No one cares about your toilet paper purchase. Everyone uses it, so everyone buys it. What would they even say? "teehee that guy uses toilet paper? What a pussy. Why doesn't he just use his hand like a man?"
Stop being fat idiot and stop eating, then you dont have to shit.
Tell me /r9k/ what makes you forget?
What do you do to distract you from that loneliness you feel?
That loneliness that comes when you realize that you just dont have anyone that's willing to just chill with you, have a few laughs and enjoy just the fact that you're his friend, someone that wont just drop you for some other person that will just offer him/her some cool parties, or drop you for drugs or alcohol?
What numbs the pain that comes with that desolation of not having anyone out there that sees you as a friend?
I have 2 things
1. those rare moments when i laugh while playing games online with complete strangers
2. singing, even tho im not good at it, it makes me forget, even if its for only a few seconds
What numbs that pain for you/r9k/?
High dose antipsychotics
>>28713491
I take anti depresives but they dont do the trick anymore, im depressed 24/7 nowadays
Shameless self bump, i wanna know if there's any other things i can try
Bun appreciation thread
yeah, shes sweet babe
do YOU appreciate the bun?
I appreciate the bun
>tfw when a guy tries to impress you by saying how many girls he's been with
>tfw you just want a qt KV bf
>abate
>tfw you're a kissless handholdless virgin but nobody believes you're a virgin, not even r9k, just because you're a confident, assertive chad
I just want to find the right girl for me. Why does every guy want to fuck anything with a pulse? They make me look bad
LONDON?
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desuu
Tonight I took a girl out to see captain america with me. on our way there i told her i liked her outfit and she told me she was cold. at the theater she gave me a cookie. she told me she had baked it at home earlier and I told her it was delicious. she liked captain america but said it was too violent. on our way home we took selfies together. when she told me she was cold again i put my arm around her. while we waited for the bus i put my arm around her and she put her head in my chest and rested it there. while I was walking her home while I had my arm around her she asked me 'have u ever had a girlfriend?' and i said 'yes'
before i got to her place i asked her if we could have a goodbye kiss, she nudged me and laughed and said no im not ready yet. i said perhaps next time and she laughed
Hmm, interest.
This is the living, breathing definition of a blog. I liked reading it though.
>>28713305
I'm proud.
Also, jealous. Next time do something that isn't as shitty as a movie date.
Do fembots play video games?
>>28713244
I'm sure they would, if they existed
Girls that like video games or other "nerd" hobbies are trash. It's just that simple. Do not mate with women who do this, if they aren't ugly they are mentally unstable or ultra-sluts like those whores showing their tits on Twitch.
The fembots I've dated did indeed play videogames, and there's many more I talked to who also play them. In fact, I'm not sure if I even talked to one fembot who didn't play videogames.
>"What's that orange website you're always on on your phone, anon?"
>>28713197
>implying anyone is interested enough to care in the slightest what you do
>>28713197
Orange? This is green and white
>>28713197
You know you can turn the background into black on mobile right?
I did that so it just looks like another generic website because the blue or orange for boards make it obvious as fuck
