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>arrested on Tuesday
>will likely be charged with a misdemeanor
I used to think my room was a prison. I now realize how pathetically stupid that was after being in a real jail for just only one day.
I thought life couldn't get any worse. JUST.
Has anyone here been to jail before?
>>28718281
What did you do anonymos?
Only for a few nights till I got bailed out.
>>28718281
>>will likely be charged with a misdemeanor
Are you a sex offender anon?
I just noticed that for all the hundreds of University Societies in the UK, there isn't a single group that benefits teetotalers.
Unless I'm mistaken?
I'm tempted to start one.
What do you sperglords think?
>>28718137
What is a "University Society?" Is it some kind of official thing that actually warrants capital letters?
>>28718229
Yes. Yes it is. It is that indeed. Very much so.
Dafaq is a teetotaller?
>running out of anti-robot meds on Tuesday
>check my calendar for the next doctor appointment
>it is in 2 weeks
why do they do that? It's not that I asked for benzos or oxys..
what should I expect from a possible withdrawal?
any tips to go through it?
>>28718121
If you are on an SSRI get ready for hell.
Just call your doc and explain to him that your out and you have an appointment in two weeks. Ask him if you can come in and get a script for enough meds to last you to the appointment
>>28718172
it's beta-blocker fortunately.
>>28718223
or am i still fucked?
why do you people care so much about women and sex??
Coz they can't get any. Women don't want anything to do with a robot.
Because no matter what we do, no matter how much effort we put into our appearance or our personality, we can NEVER get ANYWHERE CLOSE to even doing so much as kissing a woman.
Women are a prize. We all want them because it is in our nature to want them. But we can't have them because we are ugly losers on an anime forum.
>tfw no contact with anyone in over a year
what is 4chan?
a-are you calling me a bot?
but i'm here 4 u
>>28718072
>tfw I don't know what that gif is from but I really want to
Kekz every time mang,
>go on Tumblr
>see this
Is this stuff for real or is being a cuck socially acceptable now
>>28717960
Go back to /pol/ you fucking nazi lol
it's 2016 your on the wrong side of history XD
>sexual bolshevism
marx and lenin are crying in their graves right now. communism was a mistake - marx
>>28717984
I'm not from pol dumb fuck
We are open lads.
Drinks are on the house today, we are celebrating barkeep getting a virgin pure gf.
Hows everyone doing today?
>>28717939
I'm doing OK. What do you have on draft?
>>28717939
>literally just work up
>we're open
i'm going to try and stay up all day so i can fix my sleep pattern
Would you date a diabled girl?
What are your favorite diabilities on a girl?
>>28717892
Finding me attractive.
>>28717892
my god, look how cute her real foot is.
>>28717892
Broken s key.
For real tho it wouldn't really bother me. I'm not gonna play favorites with specifics though because that's tantamount to fetishizing.
who else /ondrugs/ here?
Liquid codeine, a few rails of coke, and smoke copious amounts of weed. its 9:35 am. I have problems.
AMA about pricing availability effects. Or share your stories.
bumping for a meth user. i have questions.
>>28717878
waiting on some lsd and ecstasy to get here
was on x yesterday. had a pretty good high
How often do opiate addicts shit? I fucking hate opi-induced constipation, otherwise I'd be doing opiates everyday.
Why do normies fucking love alcohol so much? its a shit tier drug with a high that makes you feel like shit and puke everywhere. if im going to fuck up my liver id rather take xanax or kpins
>>28717875
>makes you feel like shit and puke everywhere.
That's only if you drink too much, alcohol in normal amounts once you learn your limits is great. I love the buzz.
>>28717875
Alcohol has been a good friend of humanity for thousands of years, why break the fellowship now fellow robot?
>>28717875
It's a good social lubricant. You'll find plenty of normies on here who'll attest to it.
Drinking alcohol makes you a bigger normie than if you're just a normie waiting for the next taste.
I wish they'd just leave. All druggies can't be and aren't robots.
Think your life's shit? at least you're not balding
>>28717816
Oh, but I am. Did I win?
>>28717816
finasteride/minoxidil/nizoral
you're welcome(could have just googled it tbqh)
Think again my hairless friend
>tfw balding, baby face, acne holy trinity
Post wounds that you've had.
Why the hell isn't this original thread being bumped???
>>28718009
I don't even know if this is sarcasm but I'm gonna say thanks for the bump anyway.
Any wounds to show us anon?
>>28718021
Taking a pic now, it's an oldie but goodie.
/r9k/ What is a great language to learn if you are just starting to learn other languages? Also I heard it can effect your brain anyone know wtf that means?
>/r9k/ What is a great language to learn if you are just starting to learn other languages?
german
>Also I heard it can effect your brain anyone know wtf that means?
no idea
>>28717808
thanks pham I heard from a friend learning german that it was easy but I wasn't sure while your here what languages do you know?
>>28717785
Literally the only language that any robot needs is Japanese
You don't even fucking need English, do they make anime in English? Japanese is most important imo
I'm taking my first Japanese class this year and I can't wait until I can fully transition
>tfw no dad to do food reviews with
Does anyone else know this feel?
I have a dad but he hates me so I don't think he'd do food reviews with me.
>>28717713
this is fucking adorable
reviewbrah is one of the few good things about this world
>>28717735
I mean I have a dad too, I just haven't talked to him or seen him for over 10 years.
How much of a loner are/were you? What was school like for you, and also your friend groups?
>how much of a loner
I don't know how to quantify loneliness... I didn't have any friends, I didn't talk to anyone. I would guess the answer is "complete loner"?
>what was school like for you?
You know, in the beginning of the year, every year, I tried to make friends. I really did. I talked to people, I pretended I had interests, I pretended to show emotions, the whole nine yards. But it never ended up working out. So most class days I sat there and just did my work, trying to be as silent and invisible as possible. During lunch I would get food then walk around the school pretending I had somewhere to be and hoping nobody noticed what I was doing. Then after school was out I walked home and browsed the internet talking to strangers to simulate social interaction. Not much has changed now that I'm in college, but it's much easier here to fall through the cracks, to be forgotten... I suppose that's what I want.
>your friend groups?
...
r9k is my friend group
int is my friend group
omegle is my friend group
fuck you, I'm happy the way I am... at least I'm not upset about it anymore. Having friends is overrated
1-3 friend posse at lunch depending on the year of high school. From 7th grade to 12th I only had one class with my best friend so besides lunch I was completely alone throughout those times.
I fucked up about 5 opportunities for getting a gf just by not having the confidence or self esteem to make a move. It's amazing how simply asking a girl 1 question 10 years ago could have changed my life
1-6 was good
7-10 was shit
11-12 was good, had a lot of friends i sat with at lunch, did whatever, skipped classes to hang out with them on their lunch periods
didnt go to any parties, very rarely hung out with them after school, was mostly on my pc
i stayed 6 months extra because of lot of failed classes
i took lowest level possible classes for retards and stoners and didnt do work in them but got that barely passing grade
didnt smoke weed or drink
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