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Where all the basement dwellers went? Why this place now nothing but normies and roasties? Is robot kill?
>>28723060
They were banned for dank shitposting.
>>28723060
What with the idea that girls can be basement dwellers?
Roastie threads are annoying but I'm assuming their are a decent % of women facading as men here.
Probably lurking, waiting for the right threads.
Anybody got anymore depressing songs like this? I need to drown some stuff.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr58WHo2ndM
>>28723034
Incoming. Personal list of sad/nostalgic songs
>>28723034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaqymceidB8
>>28723071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK4lD3Uf8_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuyENi0cPjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOG3eus4ZSo
>tfw out of gf's league physically
>tfw only reason i settled with her is because no one else can deal with my passive, shitty social skills
fuck
no 1 else k this f?
>>28723298
I'm pretty sure most people here are not good looking.
>>28723542
I'm sure they're alright
That's a stereotype
I'm kinda new to this board, so I have something to ask.
Why the fuck are some of you so obsessed with school shooters?
Many of the people who surf this board were socially rejected in school, bullied, have no friends and never had a girlfriend.
Many of the school shooters in America have had the same experience.
>>28723556
First post best post.
I don't think most people here ACTUALLY idolize school shooters. We just relate more than most people. There's been this weird meme about Dylan and Eric that they weren't bullied, when they were. They had cups of feces thrown at them and everything, Dylan got the worst of it.
Doesn't justify what they do, but most of us can sympathize.
In high school and college, a lot of us resent normal people for having the lives we want but are too ugly, stupid, and/or autistic for.
It's supposed to be revenge for being bullied and outcastes all our lives. While I would never in a million years act out on them, I have had violent fantasies when I get particularly frustrated.
And there's always the morbid appeal of a serial killer. Schools are supposed to be safe places for young people to learn. The idea that you or your kid can go to class one day and never come back is horrifying but fascinating.
And also America loves them guns
So, I picked someone that isn't a chad. Small, seemingly unsocial, plays vidya games all day, not overly attractive; skinny, short, berard. Fell in love with the guy. But, I began catching him deleting messages from females and piecing together things that make it seem like he's cheating. Are even men that aren't chads scum?
There's pretty much two ways this goes. Either you're paranoid or you have shit taste in men. Both suck.
>>28722887
I mean, I know he deleted the messages because she texted him while I was holding the phone, but I don't know what was said prior to the text. She wasn't the only female to cause issues either. The other was a tumblr whore.
It's more about how much they stick to their value then how good looking or successful they are.
I'm actually pretty good looking(7-9/10 depending of preference) and I know for a fact I'm one of the most loyal people I've met. It's like thinking that chubby girls cheat less because they have less option. What's really important is their values and how much they stick to them.
What can you tell me about Papa Johns?
I've never had it before. Any employees want to give me the insider? Are the ingredients as good and fresh as they claim?
its no better or worse than any other major chain. most people cite the garlic sauce as being the main draw but you can get that at any good pizza joint.
>>28722849
Assistant Manager here, the pizza sauce is better, everything else is about the same
it's better than Pizza Hut, that place is garbage
it goes Papa Johns > Dominoes > Little Caesar's (can't beat $5) >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pizza Hut
I hear people call beer pisswater all the time but I like the taste of beer?? Even the cheap ones. A nice cold beer is fucking great. Why do you think everything has to taste sweet and sugary?
This place is full of kids and sissies.
>>28722835
Beer tastes like liquid disease with foam on top.
drink wine pussy
>found out oneitis fucked a chad she LITERALLY just met
You were right, women are all shallow whores.
>"waaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! WHY DID THIS GIRL FUCK THIS ASSERTIVE AND CONFIDENT MAN INSTEAD OF READING MY LITTLE VIRGIN BOY MIND AND REALIZING THAT I LIKE HER EVEN THOUGH I'M TERRIFIED OF TAKING A RISK AND LETTING HER KNOW????"
Chad got that good pussy and you're stuck posting your memes on this board full of adult virgins, lmfao.
That's what you get for liking a Stacy
She wanted to get laid and she met a stud,what's wrong with that?
Pls r9k, you have so much to live for. Just change your mentality, stop chugging mtn dew, make amends with your parents, shower 3 times a week, make your bed in the morning, and stop being so rude to us norms. You're right, we have no fucking idea what you're going through.. But that doesn't mean our lives are that different.
Not everyone can be saved...
More doggos in comfymode pls
>>28722806
>us norms
Take your nigger dogs and fuck off
Should I just kill myself because I have bipolar disorder with psychotic features ?
no it means youre being a mardy cunt just calm down ya muppet
>>28722781
Read this thread >>28720467
Several posters say they have bipolar disorder in it and talk about their experiences. Not all of them are bad.
Also, are you on lithium yet?
>>28722781
Just wait for the next manic phase, it makes everything better.
>tfw skelly
just end me
>it's getting to be tshirt weather
>tfw skinnyfat
>tfw seeing people complain about being skelly
>>28722753
I too am not looking forward to this. what do we wear???
>Already beat doom
>no money till Thursday so I can't purchase Warhammer Total War Right away
>own 179 steam games
>feel like I have nothing to play but excited for HOI4 and Civ 6
>don't feel up to WoW today maybe tomorrow
pls help
This is the Steam profile of a guy I know.
It could be a lot worse.
That'ssome 1st world problem shit right here.
Normie here, Ican relate though. Sometimes I scroll trhough my library of over 350 games and feel like I have nothing to play.
That why I stoppes buying games on sale, I only buy new games I want to play in that very moment and only one at a time.
Currently 1001%ing Binding of Isaac. If you haven't tried it yet, it'd definitely recommend! 270 hours in and I still feel like coming back to it everyday.
>>28722701
>last online
>20 hours ago
Filthy casual
But seriously, this guy needs help.
What is your go-to comfy game?
Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x855ofPJKg&feature=youtu.be
WoW of course.
tetris attack, umihara kawase, kirby's adventure, pokemon gold/silver, various pinball games
>>28722618
APB: Retarded
>accident child, firstborn
>real dad fucked off when I was a baby
>abusive stepdad
>the only ugly one in my family
>fat
>fucked up teeth
>teeth are always yellow, no matter how many times I brush my teeth, twice a day with baking soda
>always have bad breath
>crooked face
>hair never does what I want it to
>tongue twist myself all the time
>only one in my family with no skills, talents, or interests
>everybody loves my younger brother
>minwage faggot
>live with mother
>have extreme trust and anger issues
>every single day something fucking retarded happens that fucks my day and mood
>have to bring my sour ass into work all the time and get ridiculed by peers
>constantly disappointed by everything, even though my expectations are the lowest they could possibly be at this point of my life
>tiny girls and fat fucks can get hired as cops and security guards, and I can't
>never had a relationship that lasted longer than a few months
>only had one serious gf that always sent mixed signals and broke up with me three times because I was stupid enough to keep wanting her back
>virgin
>don't want to live anymore
>don't want to "get help" again because it would just make things worse again
>would probably chug all the pills they'd give me and OD and fuck my life up even more instead of killing me, considering my luck
>getting closer and closer to murder every day
>every attempt I make to improve my life backfires catastrophically
>can do nothing but sit in my room because I'll always break shit or offend somebody in some autistic way
>swear to God for making my life this way
>pray to God to make the pain stop
>will die alone
>will go to hell
>my misery is eternal
>help
>help me
It's the anniversary of Rodge soon
You know what to do
make us proud
orig
>le depressing quote followed by cheerful image
I fucking hate this normalfag meme. This sort of pictures are the cringest normalfag shit I've seen on a longtime
>tfw skinnyfat
I eat so few calories but I still have a gut compared to the rest of my body
and you can see my ribs at the same time
fucking disgusting, just euthanize me
>>28722585
Show us a pic of your peepee first anon !
>>28722612
Absolutely vile
you should be ashamed of yourself
>>28722585
iktfb
Got a gut and man boobs no matter how well I eat and how much I exercise. Horrible eating habits in childhood ruined my figure, I'm pretty sure. This is one instance where I'm glad I'm not a woman because it would probably get to me a lot more than it does.
